• [Super Interactive] Getting away with murder
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Dick it in the punch
Poke the barnacle in its eye? and then bite its tongue in half. Keep the longer section of tongue for later, who knows when you might need a long sticky red thing? Oh yeah, and lick its ass
[QUOTE=Guinea Pig;19036728]eat the barnacle before it eats you![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2hyi69f.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/244y4ox.png[/IMG] Wooshh! [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/20fxqhv.jpg[/IMG] Barnacle is delecious ! Mmmhhhh ... [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/iejdqu.png[/IMG] ''Nomm' [QUOTE=Chris220;19061468] Keep the longer section of tongue for later[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ynmno4.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/t0kt9w.png[/IMG] New inventory
err, now what?
Keep on truckin.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19062361]err, now what?[/QUOTE] You decide (How interactive!)
Eat your inventory empty. Then lick the floor.
Chill out with zombies infront of you.
tie the tongue to your cock so it looks like it's very large, then impress surrounding ladies.
[QUOTE=Parakon;19070128]tie the tongue to your cock so it looks like it's very large, then impress surrounding ladies [b]with your long, sticky, floppy, peach coloured cock[/b].[/QUOTE] [del]Fixed.[/del] Elaborated.
[QUOTE=Chris220;19072319]Fixed[/QUOTE] More like elaborated.
whip some zombies which are round the corner, with the tongue.
Find Gordan Freeman!
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;19089418]Find Gord[B]a[/B]n Freeman![/QUOTE] :mad: Find someone, then make him lick his own ass.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;19089418]Find Gordan Freeman![/QUOTE] Then After that find Morgan Freeman
[QUOTE=Parakon;19077726]More like elaborated.[/QUOTE] +1 Agree Whip the tongue around your head so that Barnacle spittle flies everywhere. Just because you can.
Lick the tonuges ass.
Do a barrel roll, (which results in the explosion of the facility and the death of micheal jackson, even though he died months ago)
tie the tongue to your neck, then the C4 to the tongue. Set C4 timer to 30 seconds.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;19089418]Find Gordan Freeman![/QUOTE] Gordon, actually. :fuckyou:
Ditch black mesa and go to butt licking rehab.
does the tact-cool shotty have any ammo?
why are you still in black mesa, get out now before it explodes!
Find gordon, lick his ass, get crowbar'd in the face.
die of asstounge syndrome
[QUOTE=Mr.Gmanergy;19132876]Ditch black mesa.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/166yafo.png[/IMG] You wake up shocked , but you feel comforted by the fact you are in your bedroom ''It was all a dream' [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/flg5k5.png[/IMG] But when you look down on the well fashioned hot-pink floor , you see that tongue O and its Jesus Christmas , you need to go to church or whatever place you praise your god
no, go down stairs and eat a turkey
Go find someone and lick their ass
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;19173652]no, go down stairs and eat a turkey[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/mmr57b.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/1qrblg.png[/IMG] ''I have you now turkey!!' [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/35min8o.png[/IMG] ''Hmmm , delicious turkey !' [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/15q3ntv.png[/IMG] You look around in your living room , there is a bench and a box these are the only pieces of furniture in the room . Its not Christmassie at all in here , but you don't know if the cops are still looking for you outside ! What to do?
Lick the box, the search the room for anything useful
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