Porn Site Comments

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;36925248][img]http://i.imgur.com/jxBNb.jpg[/img]

angerissues.jpg[/QUOTE]

And so I have reached my goal today for learning a new (slang) word every day.
Turd cutter.

[Zoran]

[QUOTE=daijitsu;36937471][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a1xaiBDN1r1b6b6o1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

What's winter without a snowjob?

[ice445]

This thread is comedic gold.

[FullStreak]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/Lvg4[/IMG]

[Ronin]

Poetry.

[Cuon Alpinus]

Here, have some whatthefuck instead

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Beq7F.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6ImKb.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0kJBX.png[/IMG]

[dai]

One 'yiff', please

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IzIqa.png[/img]

[TheBirdman]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;37013761]Poetry.[/QUOTE]

Lovin the new avatar, man.

[notgeogzm]

[img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/7/21200184845-orig.png[/img]
[img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/7/21200213574-orig.png[/img]

[DoomsDayDan]

[img]http://puu.sh/Nmov[/img]

[TicTac]

[img]http://i.imm.io/yNqn.png[/img]

[supersnail11]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BWQ6sxEfKw[/url]
On this video, the top comments are:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dANUY.png[/img]
WE ARE NOT ALONE

[Mind Infection]

[QUOTE=TicTac;37030256][img]http://i.imm.io/yNqn.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Buhhhhh

[Apollo]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c2QPw.png[/IMG]

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=TicTac;37030256][img]http://i.imm.io/yNqn.png[/img][/QUOTE]

I know that standards are considerably lower on porn sites but jesus christ, what is WRONG with these people?

[lead_poison]

[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/N9gJt.png[/IMG]

[Negrul1]

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37030404][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BWQ6sxEfKw[/url]
On this video, the top comments are:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dANUY.png[/img]
WE ARE NOT ALONE[/QUOTE]

I've seen it floating around /lit/ for a while, it's definitely not confined to facepunch.

[Flaming Spaz]

[QUOTE=Negrul1;37036756]I've seen it floating around /lit/ for a while, it's definitely not confined to facepunch.[/QUOTE]

I found this [url]http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/38532/porn-comments[/url]

[KarloMcMarlo]

[QUOTE=lead_poison;37036342][IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/N9gJt.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

You may want to black out those avatars.

Pretty sure nude penises aren't allowed on FP :v:

[gman003-main]

[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;37057604]You may want to black out those avatars.

Pretty sure nude penises aren't allowed on FP :v:[/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/fp_rules.php]Nope, they're allowed [i]in context[/i][/url]. Can't just go around posting dicks, but in a porn thread (or meta-porn thread), should be perfectly fine.

I'm not a mod, though, but I can't really see a way it would be banned in this thread.

[coup]

[QUOTE=gman003-main;37057733][url=http://www.facepunch.com/fp_rules.php]Nope, they're allowed [i]in context[/i][/url]. Can't just go around posting dicks, but in a porn thread (or meta-porn thread), should be perfectly fine.

I'm not a mod, though, but I can't really see a way it would be banned in this thread.[/QUOTE]

A drawn phallus is allowed but you're not allowed to post a real one, at all, AFAIK. Many people have been banned for that.

[jaykray]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37058801]A drawn phallus is allowed but you're not allowed to post a real one, at all, AFAIK. Many people have been banned for that.[/QUOTE]

Many.

[LucanC]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/ZV8b3y.png[/img]

[BananaFoam]

I knew people were fucked up, but these comments genuinely worry me.

I mean, Descartes seems like a tame dude compared to some of this shit!

[salty peanut]

[QUOTE=<man>;37061611][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/ZV8b3y.png[/img][/QUOTE]

oh

oh dear

[Dr.C]

Not exactly a comment but does anyone else get really mad when the name of the chick is in the title or her name is shown at the beginning and a lot of the comments are "wuts her name?"

[OnDemand]

Here's one of my most recent comments, specially created to enrage someone and to my surprise I received a reply from someone in 7 minutes (a personal record). I'll be tracking this one and see if it creates a heated discussion over the days or if it is forever forgotten.

I'm WW3 in the comments of this video: [url]http://bit.ly/QJGvXV[/url]

Disclaimer: The comment is posted as a joke and does not necessarily express my personal views on it.

[DarthStardust]

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;36857127][IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/hzlN.png[/IMG]

The guy who left the second comment has got to be on some crazy ass drugs.[/QUOTE]

Yep can't breath. Laughing too hard.

[Jeep-Eep]

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;36857127][IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/hzlN.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/bDwOv.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/w1bqA.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/m0tSE.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/yVSJH.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/HROqI.png[/IMG]

The guy who left the second comment has got to be on some crazy ass drugs.[/QUOTE]

Nope.

[Zethiwag]

YouTube video I was watching on my phone, it applies here

[img]http://i.imgur.com/v6fvN.jpg[/img]