[QUOTE=Macneil_bmx;38008016]Never realised people actually commented on porn videos.[/QUOTE]
Good avatars for porn sites are pictures of your dick or your son/daughter.
I bunched a few up into a wall of porn comments.
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He's coming again, leaving his subtlety in his Louis XVI wardrobe.
[QUOTE=Number-41;37818252]Him to give the dick?
Donne lui le pénis[/QUOTE]
I'm french and I feel that "Lui donner le pénis" is more fun, it's more general and sounds like a book title.
[img]http://puu.sh/1mqMK[/img]
And, I lost the comment for this, but it was on motherless. I have the text, however:
"die sitzt schon in der wanne ... dann kann man sie zu mehreren vollpissen ... und nach dem pissen ins schlampenmaul ficken"
Translation:
"She's already sitting in the tub ... then a couple of us can piss on her ... and afterwards fuck her in her whore mouth"
This thread needs a revive, these comments have been some of the funniest things i have seen this year
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[editline]1st December 2012[/editline]
That post reminded me of that Facepunch thread where a guy jizzed onto his ceiling fan and shit all over the floor when he ran to the bathroom while wanking. Does anyone else remember that thread or did I somehow make that up?
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[editline]1st December 2012[/editline]
That post reminded me of that Facepunch thread where a guy jizzed onto his ceiling fan and shit all over the floor when he ran to the bathroom while wanking. Does anyone else remember that thread or did I somehow make that up?[/QUOTE]
Ah yeah I remember that. Legendary.
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Why do I get this feeling these are actually men making these comments?
Or better yet: [i]why[/i] do they want to be [i]raped[/i] on a train?
[sub][sub]looking for comments specifically because of this thread, found xnxx via someone linking to it - first video on front page was train-rape. How the hell does that shit even happen? Do people just ignore it? It's totally crowded, what gives?[/sub][/sub]
Usually people who comment are stupid as fuck and think that they arent acting
-snibbedi snab-
[QUOTE=Silversoda;38674781][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/rere1.png[/img]
Why do I get this feeling these are actually men making these comments?
Or better yet: [i]why[/i] do they want to be [i]raped[/i] on a train?
[sub][sub]looking for comments specifically because of this thread, found xnxx via someone linking to it - first video on front page was train-rape. How the hell does that shit even happen? Do people just ignore it? It's totally crowded, what gives?[/sub][/sub][/QUOTE]
it's a common japanese porn scenario to have train rapes. they hire out the train and hire people to look like they don't give a shit.
rape fantasies are weird but they are incredibly common i've found. especially in people who have a strong association with women and submission.
Most comments on porn sites is like just simple.
"hot"
And nothing else.
[QUOTE=deerinheat;38265982][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R6C2U.png[/IMG][/QUOTE][QUOTE=Ermac20;38671724]This thread needs a revive, these comments have been some of the funniest things i have seen this year
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[media]http://soundcloud.com/travis-d-1/porn-site-comments-so-dude[/media]
the dude is [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes[/url], 16th century was right.
also that recording was too much explanation not enough voice acting. if over half the recording is you explaining the joke maybe you shouldn't be explaining the joke.
[QUOTE=aliensoldier;39197230][img]http://i.imgur.com/8EluR.jpg[/img]
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dafaq[/QUOTE]
never skip out on the cream, rookie mistake
it's the best part
This thread must not die
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[QUOTE=Ermac20;39258610]This thread must not die
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Porn needs a narrator, and ross53545 needs to be that narrator.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/1P5n1[/IMG]
[QUOTE=M_B;38960751]please tell me more i'm much intrigued[/QUOTE]
How the fuck do you not know who Descartes is?
[QUOTE=georgeface;39260829][IMG]http://puu.sh/1P5n1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? [B]WHAT THE FUCK?[/B]
[QUOTE=kimr120;39263053]What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? [B]WHAT THE FUCK?[/B][/QUOTE]
The name is swagduck, I dunno about this guy's truthfulness
[QUOTE=ducklingqt;39263074]The name is swagduck, I dunno about this guy's truthfulness[/QUOTE]
The comment still is fucking insane.
[QUOTE=M_B;38960532][media]http://soundcloud.com/travis-d-1/porn-site-comments-so-dude[/media][/QUOTE]
I feel like this was narrated for the deaf with all the detail, love it.
[editline]17th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=RinVII;39262420]How the fuck do you not know who Descartes is?[/QUOTE]
For the life of me I could not tell you what he did, I have never learned about him in my life.
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