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[QUOTE=Toats MaGoats;36879195][img]http://i.imgur.com/oJIln.png[/img] Oh[/QUOTE] Requesting the image with "piss down my throuat" below it, similair to "why" image.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;36881285]I know the reasons why, but was the weirdest boner thread locked or just plain deleted?[/QUOTE] locked because it got too weird actually I think it was more because it was half generic gay furry/dragon porn spam, a quarter content, and a quarter random idiots from fast threads posting shock content
[img]http://i.imgur.com/4Zfpk.jpg[/img] Welp that's enough internet for now.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;36882031]locked because it got too weird actually I think it was more because it was half generic gay furry/dragon porn spam, a quarter content, and a quarter random idiots from fast threads posting shock content[/QUOTE] It's one of those threads you miss for it's interesting stuff value and are glad to no longer see because of it's generally just creepy part.
[QUOTE=1337M347;36882073][img]http://i.imgur.com/4Zfpk.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] u wot m8
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/pjVlUD.png[/IMG] I also lose sleep over that question... [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/10EcS2.png[/IMG] In the future this will be the the three options you are given when you first meet someone. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/eZiYYl.png[/IMG] Well than this guy can just go fuck himself. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/MWeJZO.png[/IMG] I may be wrong, but this sounds like it's a lyric to a modern pop song. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/SqVcWP.png[/IMG] This one is a very common statement, the porn industry should start selling vagina flavored beverages of porn stars and make a shit load of cash. [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/SrMBcQ.png[/IMG] This is always the big concern when living with male roommates, they just want to fuck each other after watching porn even though they are not gay.
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I've posted all sorts of funny comments on porn sites over the years. Though lately most of them will be concentrated in the creampie section of xnxx.com I can't remember any specific ones on that site and not even words of the titles but search for the compilations, interracials, the ones with some fat ugly guy screwing models(with a chod), some russian guy screwing girls and not giving a sht, the ones where some guys sell their gfs and are forced to watch and others which are either fake real life situations or real life situations.
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[QUOTE=daijitsu;36882031]locked because it got too weird actually I think it was more because it was half generic gay furry/dragon porn spam, a quarter content, and a quarter random idiots from fast threads posting shock content[/QUOTE] It was locked because some guy was posting himself in there, naked, underage. IIRC.
[QUOTE=Evenios;36875751]i go to such sites for the porn not for the comments. (and lesbian porn for the win... who the hell really wants to see another mans dick when your trying to get off unless your gay...im bi curious but im sorry i prefer women more and somehow it feels more degrading to me to the women to watch mostly women doing other women for a guys amusement i know that sounds mean. but lets face it today most women are fulll of it and would do us all a favor if they just got into porn so we can all enjoy them. ) :-p[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif[/IMG] [editline]bleh[/editline] we don't need to look for porn site comments anymore they come to us [editline]bleh[/editline] wait does that mean facepunch is a porn site now
[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;36884314]wait does that mean facepunch is a porn site now[/QUOTE] If you browse the right threads, yes.
[QUOTE=deanpfr;36882734]u wot m8[/QUOTE] [img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/334/U-WOT-M8.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Swebonny))[/highlight]
oh man this thread is great
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;36883385]It was locked because some guy was posting himself in there, naked, underage. IIRC.[/QUOTE] That was "Chickens!" He ruined a great thread by doing that. I loved that thread.
Funny part is, Chickens! wasn't underaged :v: [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] He's like 20 now I think. Don't remember.
He wasn't the only one posting nudes, I can't recall the name right now, but there was some kid who posted loads of his body and even did livecam sessions with others and then it all was just so fucking creepy I was glad that part was over.
I think ross/Descartes is my hero now there's letting your freak flag fly and then there's giving the dick while boasting the crumply face of René himself
[QUOTE=1337M347;36882073][img]http://i.imgur.com/4Zfpk.jpg[/img] Welp that's enough internet for now.[/QUOTE] fairly certain that's a Step Brothers reference
[QUOTE=Cone;36887377]fairly certain that's a Step Brothers reference[/QUOTE] You posted it, that's why you're so certain? :v:
Is it just me or is it really sad that most of facepunch is familiar with Furry Porn sites rather than, you know, real porn.
[QUOTE=DentalDoctor;36887636]Is it just me or is it really sad that most of facepunch is familiar with Furry Porn sites rather than, you know, real porn.[/QUOTE] Why's it sad? It's just another fetish.
[QUOTE=Jellyman;36887683]Why's it sad? It's just another fetish.[/QUOTE] it isn't considered normal
[QUOTE=Jellyman;36887683]Why's it sad? It's just another fetish.[/QUOTE] Of course you wouldn't see why it's sad, have you ever asked someone in real life what they think of it? Have you even had the opportunity to ask someone?
[QUOTE=daijitsu;36877113]you know what weirds me out is if I come across a porn tumblr page it ALWAYS has a little icon or something that shows how many people are actively viewing the page, creeps me out a bit[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/KN5t[/img] whos.amung.us? Yeah, that's kinda creepy. Even more so if you go to the stats page, it'll show you things like the most viewed page and the most copied images.
[QUOTE=DentalDoctor;36887716]Of course you wouldn't see why it's sad, have you ever asked someone in real life what they think of it? Have you even had the opportunity to ask someone?[/QUOTE] you are the only one in this thread who cares
[QUOTE=DentalDoctor;36887716]Of course you wouldn't see why it's sad, have you ever asked someone in real life what they think of it? Have you even had the opportunity to ask someone?[/QUOTE] In retrospect, regular porn is just as bad. It isn't normal at all, what you see on those screens is NOT normal sex, you'd have to be stupid to think it was. And DO you hear anyone but teenage males bragging about how they watch porn? have you ever asked anyone in public what they think of porn? It's because porn is something that is kept behind bedroom doors and very much private.
[QUOTE=Bitz62x;36887804]In retrospect, regular porn is just as bad. It isn't normal at all, what you see on those screens is NOT normal sex, you'd have to be stupid to think it was. And DO you hear anyone but teenage males bragging about how they watch porn? have you ever asked anyone in public what they think of porn? It's because porn is something that is kept behind bedroom doors and very much private.[/QUOTE] Actually in the real world, people do have [b]regular[/b] conversations about their sex life, and usually can freely talk about porn in the mean time, have you had a conversation with [b]anyone[/b] lately? I actually can't believe this is what you think the real world is like, it fucking bewilders me. And all the porn you see isn't all fake, some of it is real sex people recorded. There's just so much wrong with your post it's going to make my damn head explode.
[QUOTE=Bitz62x;36887804]In retrospect, regular porn is just as bad. It isn't normal at all, what you see on those screens is NOT normal sex, you'd have to be stupid to think it was. And DO you hear anyone but teenage males bragging about how they watch porn? have you ever asked anyone in public what they think of porn? It's because porn is something that is kept behind bedroom doors and very much private.[/QUOTE] No, looking at an animal-human hybrid fucking a dog is not the same as normal porn. Also no porn is not very much private, normal porn is normal and it's not the first time even girls mention watching it (example: joked to a girl about watching "those" channels after 00:00, she answers "Yeah well they're all repetitions anyway"). [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DentalDoctor;36887636]Is it just me or is it really sad that most of facepunch is familiar with Furry Porn sites rather than, you know, real porn.[/QUOTE] I would imagine that for funny/weird comments, looking at those sites is a better bet than normal ones. Are Encyclopedia Dramatica links still blocked? Got a good gem here I remembered.
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