Porn Site Comments

[laylay]

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99765/xh394.png[/img]

[editline]23rd July 2012[/editline]

(balls always included)

[R E D L I N E]

[img]http://i.solidfiles.net/2487af455b.png[/img]

You learn something new every day

[Uber|nooB]

[QUOTE=TMBGFan;36895228]this seems more like the sort of phrase you'd be more likely to find on a teenage girl's facebook instead of a creepy dude's porn site profile

why would someone even bother to really "flesh out" a porn site profile with that sort of thing anyway? people aren't coming to socialize, they're coming to jack off[/QUOTE]

heh heh

flesh out

heh

[dai]

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;36903339][img]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427638_400524879973281_683093324_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

the more I see that profile picture the more it starts looking like Robert Downey Jr in Tony Stark mode

[FalconKrunch]

[img]http://localhostr.com/files/DGnUuLh/capture.png[/img]
Oh god

[Maruhai]

[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36888395]I almost had a conversation about sex one time.

[editline]22nd July 2012[/editline]

Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn. Couples in the real world dont even have sex unless the guys a furry weirdo or something. I wouldn't know though, I found out on wikipedia that I have aspergers, so I can't really get a girlfriend[/QUOTE]

This post is better than the thread itself.

[DoctorRictofen]

I sprayed milk everywhere from laughing too hard. Best thread ever.

[Nekro]

Sure that was milk?

[mac338]

[QUOTE=Captain_Crazy;36889047][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uGGZs.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Gorbachev, [B]tear down my pants![/B]

[Captain_Crazy]

this thread is now the best thread, but i'm slightly disheartened because my Descartes is too saturated compared to ross's.

you can imitate a legend, but you can't be one

edit fixed 7-up nike

[Devil Traitor]

Not sure if this count but the signature part makes it.
[Img]http://i.imgur.com/HK4fp.png[/Img]
Really?

[disseminate]

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;36907782]Not sure if this count but the signature part makes it.
[Img]http://i.imgur.com/HK4fp.png[/Img]
Really?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/navyblueXawarriors/feed[/url]

lol

[mlockha]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fibOI.png[/IMG]
THAT AVATAR

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=mlockha;36909009][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fibOI.png[/IMG]
THAT AVATAR[/QUOTE]

I read it in his voice.

Now we just need someone with a Farnsworth avatar to make funny porn comments.

[Gaboer]

[img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/7/20415340812-orig.png[/img]

[url]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/7/20415504885-orig.png[/url]
pic of alice in case it was confusing (sfw)

[dai]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;36909174]I read it in his voice.

Now we just need someone with a Farnsworth avatar to make funny porn comments.[/QUOTE]

oh my, this reminds me of back when I was a spry young lad, only seventy eight years old. Mom and I used to go at it like two ferrets in a punch bowl

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PQJ4J.png[/img]

hmm hmm, yeees

[Gufu]

[QUOTE=daijitsu;36909229]oh my, this reminds me of back when I was a spry young lad, only seventy eight years old. Mom and I used to go at it like two ferrets in a punch bowl

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PQJ4J.png[/img]

hmm hmm, yeees[/QUOTE]

Farnsworth's wrestling career sadly did not go too far.

[Nitro836]

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;36903339][img]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427638_400524879973281_683093324_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

To me this is the funniest one so far, helped a lot by that aristocratic face.

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=daijitsu;36909229]oh my, this reminds me of back when I was a spry young lad, only seventy eight years old. Mom and I used to go at it like two ferrets in a punch bowl

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PQJ4J.png[/img]

hmm hmm, yeees[/QUOTE]

He's in my brain again, it works as expected.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

I even read your reply in his voice! Dear Lord, he's infected us all!

[ozzio]

This is some of the most ridiculous shit.

[arg_zombies]

Whenever i see people asking for who the pornstar is i always say 'her name is robert paulson'

[GeneralSergant]

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;36903339][img]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427638_400524879973281_683093324_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Whenever I see this guy's comments, I always think of a rich, British man, sipping wine with classical music playing in the backround, reading a book, stopping, then looking at you and reciting "Give her the dick. Hmm, yes." Then continuing his routine.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

Come on man, he's clearly French. (Which makes it ten times funnier.)

[KarloMcMarlo]

[QUOTE=mlockha;36909009][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fibOI.png[/IMG]
THAT AVATAR[/QUOTE]

GOOD LORD MY AVATAR IS JUST LIKE THAT :v:

[lech]

Some one should find this Ross53545

[Captain_Crazy]

[QUOTE=lech;36915302]Some one should find this Ross53545[/QUOTE]

and be all confused when he isn't actually rené descartes

[Higginz511]

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;36907782]Not sure if this count but the signature part makes it.
[Img]http://i.imgur.com/HK4fp.png[/Img]
Really?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/oO1J8.png[/img]

[redback3]

[img]http://puu.sh/LlxG[/img]

uhm

[Chief Martini]

[QUOTE=triFeral;36842682][video=youtube;PQCaCe8EvjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQCaCe8EvjQ[/video][/QUOTE]

I don't even want to ask why it comes in 1080p.