My dog died last tuesday, someone broke into my house the next day, and now my little brother is in the hospital. Fuck off.
Oh no, a spider fell infront of me, a cloud shifted and now its night.
I was babysitting one time and the girl I was babysitting started talking about there being a crow. I told there wasn't one, but apparently there was. It made it's point by shitting on her head. Right on a pigtail. I laughed my ass off.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24947550]Trying to kill us.[/QUOTE]
You are lucky my cousin's step-brother's father has the mob after him, and he says that they will be trying to kill our whole family.
I had a lucky day too. I was in my house, then the roof suddenly collapsed. Then a burglar came in and took what was left on the floor, but not my socks :buddy:! Thennnn, at the homeless shelter, I got into a fight, got my ribs broken and my nose broken, but it's all good cause my arms are okay. See? Luck.
[QUOTE=clockroach;24951482]My dog died last tuesday, someone broke into my house the next day, and now my little brother is in the hospital. Fuck off.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar contradicts your post. vice-versa
No such thing as luck.
What is a really interesting day when a dog takes a shit on your leg or something
[QUOTE=BluFox;24953907]What is a really interesting day when a dog takes a shit on your leg or something[/QUOTE]
I think a bird shitting 3 feet in front of you is pretty much the same.
If I had walked any faster.... fuck.
Shit happens
Today, I took a shit.
Damn, am I lucky :smug:
Today, I was able to write this, I have a roof over my head, I had three meals, and was able to attend school, that makes me pretty damn lucky.
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