[QUOTE=Lambeth;23956523][img]http://www.skymall.com/images/products/TNG/20090915/102518628d.jpg[/img]
This clock tells you the day of the week and nothing else.[/QUOTE]
this one takes the fucking cake
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;23941358]What the hell is that wand for?[/QUOTE]
:smug:
Sky Mall is great when you're bored on a plane, most of the things it's selling are so ridiculous you can't help but chuckle.
I'm not sure why, but with all the times I've flown not one of the planes has stopped at the skymall. Do I have to request a plane that goes by the skymall at the airport?
Donno if you noticed but every thing in the magazine is labeled as "The something" like "The biggest waist of money you can ever spend" or "The official replica harry potter wand for only $300" "But its just a stick?" "nononono its 'The Stick'". Don't know why but it always bugged me. side note if you actually bought one of those wands or anything on that page you are a dumbass. And you know exactly what page I'm talking about.
Its useless as fuck, but that pool-couch-bed thingy looks comfy as hell.
what the fuck..... is this some kind of troll company?
The damn wand one is in every damn Skymall magazine for like the past 7 years.
Ok, this I want.
[url]http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203069588&pnr=M53&cm_mmc=Shopping-_-Google-_-M53-_-203069588[/url]
But $1500 is pretty steep.
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Yea, I think I'll avoid the Sky shopping.
I've never seen so much pointless and expensive stuff in my life.
Seems like all their products are filled with 24 carat gold.
[QUOTE=Skyhawk;23942729]If the wand is really for killing bacteria, well...
something seems a little off about using radiation to kill shit on the food I'm about to eat.[/QUOTE]
Well if you know anything about radiation you'll know it is completely harmless
Isn't the UAV want to detect bacteria?
Also, holy fucking shit these prices are ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Valon Kyre;23956646]A laser guided pool cue for - $130
cigar holder with humidifier built in it: scratch the humidifier that's useless, take the box you bought the cigar in and place cigar in the box. For added effectivness use some electrical tape to seal off all the cracks. Total price is around how much the box of cigars was, but you where probably going to throw the box out so this is priceless.
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A cigar holder isn't just the box it came in. That would light on fire...
I always read this on flights so I can laugh at the ridiculous prices for worthless things.
I'd buy this stuff...if I had the money.
[img]http://www.skymall.com/images/products/TGG/102630972d.jpg[/img]
That thing adds oxygen to water because everyone knows oxygen is healthy!
[quote]Oxygen in the blood stream is a cleanser that helps rid your body of waste and toxins due to lifestyles that include lots of stress, processed food, impure air and over-treated water. The Big Pitcher helps to solve this problem by raising the level of oxygen in any water (tap or bottled) from the typical 2 parts per million to 11 parts per million, while improving taste and costing only about $5 per year to operate! Solids and gases (such as chlorine, radon and sulfur) are removed and harmful bacteria are neutralized, while health-improving oxygen is added to help provide the energy to help your digestive and immune systems operate at peak performance levels. [/quote]
^ I saw that when I was bored on a plane. I don't think that 2500$ is good price for something I question :v:
I saw an Anubis life sized lawn decoration made of pure gold for $4500. It made my day.
[img]http://www.skymall.com/images/products/FM9/20100310/203251372d.jpg[/img]
Uses the same motion detection that NASA uses! Great!
[img]http://www.skymall.com/images/products/CMP/102632616d.jpg[/img]
Discreet 2GB Pen
Price: $89.99
This multifunction pen digitally records up to 8 hours using a built in microphone. It can also transfer 2 GB of data and play up to 1000 songs in MP3 or WMA format.
This Discreet model lives up to its name - it captures sound with no indication that it's running (no flashing light).
Includes 3.7V battery. Recharge using any USB port or optional charger.
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:doh:
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Some of this stuff looks pretty cool, actually.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;23942456][I]Wingardium leviosa![/I][/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
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I want [i]Zing![/i] :v:
[QUOTE=KnightLight;23967271]Some of this stuff looks pretty cool, actually.[/QUOTE]
It'd be cooler if it wasn't so unnecessarily goddamn expensive
[QUOTE=TheHANGOVER;23957524]Donno if you noticed but every thing in the magazine is labeled as "The something" like "The biggest waist of money you can ever spend" or "The official replica harry potter wand for only $300" "But its just a stick?" "nononono its 'The Stick'". Don't know why but it always bugged me. side note if you actually bought one of those wands or anything on that page you are a dumbass. And you know exactly what page I'm talking about.[/QUOTE]
$25 for virtual faggy sparkly unicorn
$15 for 3 new maps and 2 old ones for an overpriced game
etc.
I see, it's the online brookstones.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;23956523][img]http://www.skymall.com/images/products/TNG/20090915/102518628d.jpg[/img]
This clock tells you the day of the week and nothing else.[/QUOTE]
I would totally buy that.
[QUOTE=Doomish;23967217][img_thumb]http://www.skymall.com/images/products/CMP/102632616d.jpg[/img_thumb]
Discreet 2GB Pen
Price: $89.99
This multifunction pen digitally records up to 8 hours using a built in microphone. It can also transfer 2 GB of data and play up to 1000 songs in MP3 or WMA format.
This Discreet model lives up to its name - it captures sound with no indication that it's running (no flashing light).
Includes 3.7V battery. Recharge using any USB port or optional charger.
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:doh:
[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/doh.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
2GB, $90
:bang:
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