If you're high right now, like right now, get the fuck in here. (It's going down.) - General

My cards are on the table, and I have lost it all

Already drunk man. Sadly, I'm sitting at home being drunk. But still, being drunk is, thankfully, not something I need to be in order to acquire bitches.

Quote of the day "Hey, lets go get a cigarette . . . actually how about we go get 20." [editline]28th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Tomaster;30757192]Already drunk man. Sadly, I'm sitting at home being drunk. But still, being drunk is, thankfully, not something I need to be in order to acquire bitches.[/QUOTE] Makes it a lot easier, I don't give a fuck about rejection when I'm drunk.

that must make you cooler than me. but shes asleep some im gonna go get on this basement smokesesh real quick

nigga i feel like god

im in the bathroom emptying out tobacco from these newports from mexico and filling it with buddah cause i dont have any papers n lost my peice, my parents brought me back a carton of newports from cancun cause a cartons like 25 bucks US in mexico

this just in i still feel like god

which god

Are you guys actually high or just acting like it? [editline]28th June 2011[/editline] Because I didn't think that what went through peoples minds when they were high was exactly the way the media portrayed it.

who are you

im coming down-ish but making a cigarette joint as we speak and its not what goes through my mind shit just happens and i talk about it

[QUOTE=Rediscover;30757295]who are you[/QUOTE] Someone who accidentally clicked a thread in the ticker.

[QUOTE=Rediscover;30757295]who are you[/QUOTE] A smart ass.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;30757311]Someone who accidentally clicked a thread in the ticker.[/QUOTE] it was a dumb question to be honest

Dude, I'm drunk, and I realize I'm drunk. Also, protip: Almost no one here acts like they're high/drunk/tripping. There's no reason to. It doesn't make you look any "cooler" than everyone else, because everyone else has done it.

i dont type different when im high i like dont mean to i just start typing more like i talk with less punctuation or whatever

honestly you have to be really high to start saying shit that comes off as high-speak [editline]28th June 2011[/editline] i mean on facepunch i dont use any punctuation at all i take up a very sarcastic persona

i just type what im thinking like i always do like yeah i get off topic sometimes but its not like weed has NO effects on typing and thought expression in general

tbh when i smoke since i'm such a lightweight i always end up getting completely blasted and i start typing nonsense

High as fuck, bout to drink hopefully.

i wouldn't say im a "lightweight" its just that tolerance takes a long time to develop for me, plus this is my first time smoking in weeks cuz i went on this methadrone binge for like 3 straights day without sleep and got all fucked up n hospitalized n shit so ive been straight for a while but todays like fuck it ima smoke

I could always drink a lot, since I started.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;30757276]Are you guys actually high or just acting like it? [editline]28th June 2011[/editline] Because I didn't think that what went through peoples minds when they were high was exactly the way the media portrayed it.[/QUOTE] Jeez, I hate it when people ask that. It makes me think less of them. Not that I think less of you, it just really bugs me in real life when people seriously ask me that bullshit. "Dude, your faking it arent you?" "Totally, you fucking idiot. I rolled up some leaves and smoked it. Dipshit."

I know I'm high if I feel like someone is pulling my eye lids back even though I get the worst red, puffy, Squinty eyes ever.

yea im high whot of it

i hate it when people think i'm faking its like shut up nigger i'm high as fuck how am i supposed to act please tell me

idunno man lets just slap weiners

not down for that bro

its like those people who try to act "not high" to look all cool and mexican and shit. its like i didnt spend my money to not enjoy my ride, right? niggas needto lighten up literally

yes i'll slap dicks with you kwk