Old Spice parody - The woman you'd love your woman to be like - General

she's hot but the Sun is a fucking shit newspaper. Now, had that been done by the ladies of Front magazine, I'd be totally behind that... :v:

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;26032029]oh wow look [I]another[/I] nerd who genuinely thinks he can afford to have ridiculous standards with women lmao[/QUOTE] Or maybe his opinion is that he prefers real women to models?

I find it amusing how the Aspergerfags of facepunch will brand a person as "ugly" on the basis of their hair colour.

Terrible parody. But nice boobs. It balances out.

[QUOTE=Splungey;26032320]I find it amusing how the Aspergerfags of facepunch[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]oh wow look another nerd who genuinely thinks he can afford to have ridiculous standards with women lmao[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]It looks like years of masturbating in front of your PCs have raised your standards beyond impossible levels[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I always lol at the fact that a ton of people on FP always say a girl is ugly, even if they are a bit(not in this case), they are usually scared to even go near a girl, the ugly ones too. FP should be lucky if they get the chance to hold a girl's hand sometime in their life[/QUOTE] can you all stop being so defensive now? alright, a few people don't find her attractive. you don't need to go telling them that they must be aspies or "have never seen a real woman" if they think she's ugly, everyone has different tastes. some people DON'T want to fuck an unrealistic woman who only looks as good as she does thanks to a team of makeup artists and good camera angles, who will happily flaunt herself on the front page of the lowest common denominator tabloid read by apes who think Muslims wear turbans and actually give a fuck what happens in Big Brother... rant over :v:

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;26029826]Good editing/filming skills, shitty writing and acting. What a waste.[/QUOTE] It's an advert for page 3. It's not going to be a Spielberg style masterpiece.

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;26029796]that was terrible and she's ugly[/QUOTE] You're terrible and she's extremely pretty.

Oh god. So much win!

rosie jones :q:

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;26031143]Fuck you, gingers are hot.[/QUOTE] I'll fucking do gingers too. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gApzsfPS58s/SwFjc_1bZhI/AAAAAAAAAKU/S8yYrAbbHp0/s1600/ginger.jpg[/img] SO FUCKING HOT

I'd hit that².

reading the posts in this thread is like watching a bunch of nerds critique a woman on her looks ever though they could never come close to getting with her oh wait

the sun is terrible anyway

[QUOTE=markg06;26032198]Or maybe his opinion is that he prefers real women to models?[/QUOTE] Don't be an idiot, models are "real women" just like how skinny girls are "real women" even though all the fat bitches claim they're what women should be like. Models are the hot women, they DO exist in the real world, they live life just like you. To think it's impossible to ever pull a model is stupid.

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;26029796]that was terrible and she's ugly[/QUOTE] Wow you have high standards. This won't make me buy The Sun though it feels like it's insulting my intelligence every time I read it. I'm sticking to I.

Fucking awesome.

She's hot, but this doesn't top Old Spice Guy. Nothing tops Old Spice Guy.

[QUOTE=European Lurker;26030281]It looks like years of masturbating in front of your PCs have raised your standards beyond impossible levels Come back down in the real world, boyo[/QUOTE] actually I'm gay so I also somehow doubt anyone in this thread would have a chance with her anyway.

I saw a nipple.

[QUOTE=Adamhully;26030332]but shes ginger[/QUOTE] You're an idiot

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;26044058]actually I'm gay so I also somehow doubt anyone in this thread would have a chance with her anyway.[/QUOTE] oh ok nevermind I take back what I said earlier then

[QUOTE=tomoom165;26044348]I saw a nipple.[/QUOTE] lies

[QUOTE=t-man;26031846]I always lol at the fact that a ton of people on FP always say a girl is ugly, even if they are a bit(not in this case), they are usually scared to even go near a girl, the ugly ones too. FP should be lucky if they get the chance to hold a girl's hand sometime in their life[/QUOTE] Because the entire FP population = basement dwelling virgins.

[QUOTE=t-man;26031846]I always lol at the fact that a ton of people on FP always say a girl is ugly, even if they are a bit(not in this case), they are usually scared to even go near a girl, the ugly ones too. FP should be lucky if they get the chance to hold a girl's hand sometime in their life[/QUOTE] LOL ALL FPERS ARE HOPELESS NERDS AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT FACEPUNCH /typical faggotry Not all fpers are massive nerds. And don't reply with something witty like "not all.. just 99% of them" [editline]14th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Lightbourne;26037520]Don't be an idiot, models are "real women" just like how skinny girls are "real women" even though all the fat bitches claim they're what women should be like. Models are the hot women, they DO exist in the real world, they live life just like you. To think it's impossible to ever pull a model is stupid.[/QUOTE] No. Models are just women that are photoshopped beyond belief. Hence why they're called models and not girls/women. [editline]14th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Ignhelper;26035069]I'll fucking do gingers too. [img_thumb]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gApzsfPS58s/SwFjc_1bZhI/AAAAAAAAAKU/S8yYrAbbHp0/s1600/ginger.jpg[/img_thumb] SO FUCKING HOT[/QUOTE] They smell good too :)

[QUOTE=Randy;26034955]You're terrible and she's extremely pretty.[/QUOTE] no she isn't and that's a fact look at her face it's a fucking weird shape look at it

:37 seconds you can see her nipple. Wow.

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;26029796]that was terrible and she's ugly[/QUOTE] Just to clarify, she looks really fake

Soooo uhh, anyone else suddenly have the urge to fap?

I want her "on" my dick.

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;26029796]that was terrible and she's ugly[/QUOTE] ahhahaha