Even if it is a troll site its still funny to read the stuff they come up with because sadly I could see a real church or whatever publishing alot of this stuff
[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;25127469]Who put's their time into making a fake website that is so glaringly obvious that you usually wouldn't bother with it?[/QUOTE]
A guy who travels around the US, posing as a pastor and makes fun of religion as a job.
[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;25128763]I believe it says, "Ho, mo sex plz"[/QUOTE]
you so clever
I call my dad commander sometimes as a joke.
i am a true christian hetero
[QUOTE=SlayerFin;25127758]When i pee, i sit but still i am not gay...[/QUOTE]
Me too; I always get funny looks when I use the urinals.
[quote]It is a scientific fact that when needing to use the restroom, a male is called upon to engage in the unpleasant undertaking of extruding a poopy in only 1 out of every 3 visits. But homosexuals use all three visits to practice squatting, to limber the cheeks of their bottom in preparation for even the most enormous (Negro) penises[/quote]
It all makes sense now
when your gay youve seen your dads penis even before your born. thats why you shouldnt have sex when your pregnant.
[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;25127469]Who put's their time into making a fake website that is so glaringly obvious that you usually wouldn't bother with it?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon_tiny.jpg[/IMG]
It'd be funny if a crazy Christian did this and their child still turned out homo.
[QUOTE=Yoces;25127987]I too sit down. Mostly because I'm a lazy fuck.
Ontopic: Even if it's fake, I kinda [i]do[/i] agree with Number 5. Not letting your kid play with dolls.[/QUOTE]
You're saying playing with Action Man makes you gay? Fuck you, that shit was fucking awesome! Making the jeep roll over and having him fight fucking dinosaurs before getting rescued by a chopper, I spent whole afternoons doing that!
[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;25130414]Denim vest? I thought you were trying to AVOID your son being gay[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.humandeath.de/Webmaster/WM_Kutte_back.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.humandeath.de/Webmaster/WM_Kutte_front.jpg[/img]
That's fucking metal
[img]http://gyazo.com/cb9bd8cffd17f486bf670e78d0302fe1.png[/img]
fake
[editline]05:35PM[/editline]
[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/[/url]
the forums.
so who wants to sign up and fuck with them?
'When addressing his Father, he should refer to him as, "Sir," "Dad," or "Commander."'
I want my son to call me commander.
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tehfrog, it's a satire site you know.
That article made me chuckle
This is actually pretty funny website, how could I not have known this existed.
As a child, I violated, like, 8 out of 10 of these warning signs.
:tinfoil:
I love the Landover Baptist Church.
Notice how it says "less-gay" meaning that these are only ways of making a gay baby seem less gay than it really is.
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