Underwhelming trailer for Peter Molyneux's Curiosity
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stupid gimmick
He always raises way too much hype and never delivers. Fable "really feel love for your children" they did nothing. "Millow" that, still then called, Natal demo turned out to be scripted as shit.
It's probably the same with this
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Oh and afterwards he starts saying he wasn't happy with the end result, after he takes our money.
I only care what's inside the box if it's a full Fable: The Lost Chapters/Fable HD remake, and I mean FULL. Like Doom 3 BFG edition.
I'll tell you what's in the box
It's a dick
It's Peter Moleyneux's dick
because he wants you to suck it like with every other fucking game he's ever made EVER
The Movies 2.
Kind of weird how a good game developer somehow went crazy.
He used to be a pretty cool dude.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;37358330]I'll tell you what's in the box
It's a dick
It's Peter Moleyneux's dick
because he wants you to suck it like with every other fucking game he's ever made EVER[/QUOTE]
I'd pay good money to see Peter Molyneux do his own version of Dick In A Box
I want to know what's inside but not enough to get the game
Watch them fuck something up like have whats inside in the files so people find out what is inside within the first couple days.
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[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;37358556]I want to know what's inside but not enough to get the game[/QUOTE]
I am pretty sure its free but you can pay for shit up to 50k to mine faster.
Honestly this shit is pretty damn interesting, just to see how people will respond to it and whats [I]actually[/I] in the cube.
inside is a note, it reads "ur a faggot"
What if there's a sphere inside the cube?
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Only one single guy will find out what's inside, so if he doesn't tell anyone that kind of sucks for someone who's spent like days hacking away with their expensive chisel.
Whats inside the cube isn't important. What's important is how far people will go to be given something (what's inside) even though they know they won't get it.
[QUOTE=mac338;37359363]What if there's a sphere inside the cube?
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Only one single guy will find out what's inside, so if he doesn't tell anyone that kind of sucks for someone who's spent like days hacking away with their expensive chisel.[/QUOTE]
Peter would presumably tell people like a week after someone opened it.
Isn't it easier to spend those £50 000 that diamond chisel costs to fly over to their HQ and just outright bribe one of the devs a few thousand quid?
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[QUOTE=alien_guy;37359601]Peter would presumably tell people like a week after someone opened it.[/QUOTE]
Well then that would suck for whoever spent £50 000 on the most expensive DLC to actually get it open then.
If I got to the center of the cube I'd just refuse to tell anyone what it is, just to spite Peter Molyneux.
End result of the curiosity experiment: People are assholes.
Imagine if it was Gabe Newell talking and sharing Episode 3 information and screenshots...
No one would believe them.
[QUOTE=mac338;37359607]Isn't it easier to spend those £50 000 that diamond chisel costs to fly over to their HQ and just outright bribe one of the devs a few thousand quid?
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Well then that would suck for whoever spent £50 000 on the most expensive DLC to actually get it open then.[/QUOTE]
Frankly if you spend £50,000 on this then you deserve to get screwed over, maybe inside the cube is a video of all the devs laughing at the people who spent money on this, while they split the profits up and all go on holiday.
Smallest budget for game ever.
I'm sure the trailer cost more than the actual game.
Yet, Because of this fact, it will be the most profitable game in history.
In before every game for the next century incorporate elements of "CURIOUSTITYSY!!(@()!)??!"
...Now that I think about it, We might have to destroy this game before it makes any money. I don't want to deal with this shit spreading.
this is the real trailer
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDUfpmkjw0[/media]
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;37358462]I'd pay good money to see Peter Molyneux do his own version of Dick In A Box[/QUOTE]
The campaign alone will be 80 hours
no
A MILLION HOURS
AND THE MOON
I PROMISE YOU
[QUOTE=Francisco;37355032]its fable 4[/QUOTE]
Half-Life 3
[sp]And yes, I know Molynuex does not work with Valve, but it would be cool[/sp]
[QUOTE=alien_guy;37359601]Peter would presumably tell people like a week after someone opened it.[/QUOTE]
It'd be a much, much better social experiment to... not. Let whoever gets there first decide whether or not to tell everyone.
The inside of the cube is the instruction booklet on how to split an atom.
it contains questionable pictures of Milo
If this is another fable, i'll cry
Fable can't be fixed anymore
I actually had to [I]stop[/I] playing fable 3 because of how boring/glitchy it was
Seriously, what happened when it was such a good series to begin with
Inside the cube will be one line of text written in comic sans that says "fuck you." or "Thanks for all the money."
If it is a success = Peter will be rich and the cube will be opened fairly soon and the winner won't reveal what's inside.
If it is a flop = some random dude in Russia year 2015 will boot up the game, take the final hit and won't reveal what's inside.
Either way, we will get dissapointed, Peter will get money.
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