How to piss off a fat MALE twilight fan! (Facebook)
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Op is awesome.
Twilight is for faggots.
Ultimate Careface
It's threads like these that make me ashamed to be on Facepunch.
Who cares if someone likes Twilight? It's just a book/movie. It's no reason to be harassing others about. OP is just being a bully. I don't care that the other person can't spell or anything either, someone who doesn't like Harry Potter could easily troll people who do like Harry Potter in almost the same way and it would be no different.
In before a dumb comment like "yeah well Harry Potter is good and Twilight isn't". Let people have their own opinions.
[QUOTE=Paramud;23914992]
[i]I said to a brick wall.[/i][/QUOTE]
winage:buddy:
I love how he went into [I][B]EXTREME![/B][/I] defense mode when accused of homosexuality. Though op you were a pretty big dick.
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;23915769]It's threads like these that make me ashamed to be on Facepunch.
Who cares if someone likes Twilight? It's just a book/movie. It's no reason to be harassing others about. OP is just being a bully. I don't care that the other person can't spell or anything either, someone who doesn't like Harry Potter could easily troll people who do like Harry Potter in almost the same way and it would be no different.
In before a dumb comment like "yeah well Harry Potter is good and Twilight isn't". Let people have their own opinions.[/QUOTE]
Couldn't agree more, this is something a 12 year old would do. It's immature and has no objective except make him mad.. What's the point? You just lost a few hours of your life doing this no one in a while will care.
[QUOTE=Killerjc;23909961]At the request of someone who is not me,
Calvin
Yeah, Problem has been properly dealt with.
Hope he's burning his team edward shirt.
12:49amMe
im laughing at you because u were acting like a pussy
IMMA CALL THE POLICE
theirs a thread on the internet with like 500 posts making fun of you
Calvin
Oh yea. Totally.
It's not like I made that thread.
No.
I was busy slipping needles and fetuses into my urethra.
It's pretty fucking hot.
12:51amMe
is that what you like to do
12:51amCalvin
Yessir.
12:51amMe
so why do you u need the police in on this
can you fight off a homo
Calvin
I wasn't the one calling the cops my good man.
I was the one teasing a lardass.
The one ready to smack a bitch, with my six meter long cock.
Calvin
I wasn't the one calling the cops my good man.
I was the one teasing a lardass.
The one ready to smack a bitch, with my six meter long cock.
Which I have laced with razors.
Razors, Thomas.
12:53amMe
so when you first realized ur penis was six meters long
what made u attach razors to it
Calvin
When I shoved a few meter sticks down your mom's throat I realised it would be more fun if I had a sadism fetish, You know. Cut bitches get euros.
12:54amMe
I do know infact
Calvin
Well you sir, deserve a medal.
Smelted from my metallic genitalia.
12:55amMe
what happened to the old fleshy one
Calvin
Thai prostitute chewed it off in nam, Charlies rushed over the hill. I was stabbed in the liver and my dick was covered in a plethora of bite marks.
So I got a piston powered prosthetic meant for properly fuckin' bitches.
12:56amMe
thats about what i imagined
Calvin
Good show, Well.. I'm going to go to bed now but there is one thing I'm wondering.. What is your FP name?
12:57amMe
what gave it away[/QUOTE]
Oh hey. I was wondering what it was.
[QUOTE=kyruku;23911073]Facepunch>Facebook friends who happen to be Twilight fans.
Also, I'm confused as to who the OP is in the comments. Both the smug face and guy in a helmet, or just smugface?[/QUOTE]
I was the balaclava guy. As mentioned my name is Calvin.
It's funny because he wasn't even typing like that to look cool. He literally cannot spell words.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;23914016]I have been looking for a new FB photo.
[I]Note: In my dreams I have hitler for a profile pic, :buddy:[/I]
[/QUOTE]
I had hitler as my profile picture for awhile.
[QUOTE=Reborn9;23913320]Yes it does, the book is total shit and it's ruining the world's female population by manipulating them into worshipping "ideals" of men that are in fact totally retarded.[/QUOTE]
have you been living under a rock for a million years
there are lots of things that give women ideals about men
I guess we should just burn the whole world down
OP - you are my new hero.
I must have a picture of you in a cool pose, make thousands of copies of it, cover my walls with it, make a blanket and a pillow out of it, then share the rest with my friends while screaming:
"OOO MI GAAAAWWWWD IIIIIIIIIHHH!!!"
I found that whole thing extremely childish.
I might have been able to look past that if the rest of what was said was actually amusing, but it wasn't.
[QUOTE=generic furry;23916053]OP - you are my new hero.
I must have a picture of you in a cool pose, make thousands of copies of it, cover my walls with it, make a blanket and a pillow out of it, then share the rest with my friends while screaming:
"OOO MI GAAAAWWWWD IIIIIIIIIHHH!!!"[/QUOTE]
so you want to cover your wall with a social pariah
I lost all faith in the intelligence of humanity.
"it's his coich"
The spelling was horrible it broke my OCD :gonk:
[quote=Jessica Daniels]No probelm. Their just a [b]couple of losers that have no taste what so ever[/b] ..lol I don't care what anybody says..If the don't like it then screw them thats the way it see it. :)[/quote]
lol
[QUOTE=Doriol;23916067]so you want to cover your wall with a social pariah[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[QUOTE=Doriol;23916067]so you want to cover your wall with a social pariah[/QUOTE]
I'm actually pretty popular despite my dick personality.
Have a few people who follow me around , most of them are complete dicks like me.
[b]Sheldon accepted my friend request and I've just mailed him to this thread :v:
oh me[/b]
[QUOTE=Da Jester;23916147]I'm actually pretty popular despite my dick personality.
Have a few people who follow me around and quite a few friends, most of them are complete dicks like me.[/QUOTE]
your perceived popularity doesn't change anything
Wow That was hilarious! Nice one OP!
This is why I stopped using facebook. You can't have an intelligent conversation.
Even though OP succeeded, he's still a bad troll. Apologies for being cocky but I have to say I could do much better.
Bookmarking this thread. Thanks, Calvin. You've been a great best friend for the past 6 years :buddy:
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23916464]Bookmarking this thread. Thanks, Calvin. You've been a great best friend for the past 6 years :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Anytime Alex.
Sheldon's only read the first page
"if you boinked my mom its your fault you got crushed."
:v:
What a queer.
Wait so you posted a thread about you trying to push your opinion on someone else because you disagree with your's? Haha, OP is a loser.
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You can tell he's a loser since he doesn't have an actual picture of himself on FB
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