Child's size trenchcoat? - General

I like Trenchcoats, but everyone who wears them around here, are old senile people, or punkass kids wearing military boots, and shitload of chains from their pants. Why doesn't anyone wear a stylish tailored suit under them, and a Fedora??

[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;24439667]Nice Xbox LIVE Avatar: [URL]http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Ancubius[/URL] [IMG]http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/Ancubius/avatar-body.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=samframpton;24430873]ITT: OP is small and wants a trenchcoat, makes up a story for help.[/QUOTE] :ms: [editline]1:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ancubius;24430068]So I'll make this quick: My thirteen year old cousin has asked me to find a child's size, beige or black trench coat to be used in his costume. He is planning to use his gas mask, boots and gloves with it. He asked me because I tend to look at that shit a lot but never actually buy it. Knowing him, he'd get pissed off at me for not being able to find one and say I didn't try hard. I've tried...hard. If any of you guys can find a decent fitting trench coat for a thirteen-year-old-pain-in-the-ass, I'd be thankful.[/QUOTE] quoted so OP doesn't bugger out

[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;24439667]Nice Xbox LIVE Avatar: [URL]http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/Ancubius[/URL] [IMG]http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/Ancubius/avatar-body.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] HAHAHA, OP is the "cousin"

this is fantastic

You could look for a duster coat, basically the same thing and black or beige is a common color for them. If you've seen Open Range or pretty much any "cowboy" movie then you know what I'm talking about. East German greatcoats are also very common and finding one in a small size isn't hard at all, downside is I've only seen them in that typical slate gray color of East German wool.

[QUOTE=Kill001;24441384]:ms: [editline]1:00PM[/editline] quoted so OP doesn't bugger out[/QUOTE] SS'd for you, as well: [IMG_thumb]http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7476/ss20100829150729.png[/IMG_thumb] [IMG_thumb]http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7328/ss20100829150757.png[/IMG_thumb]

[QUOTE=Ancubius;24430068]So I'll make this quick: I'm a thirteen year old looking for a child's size, beige or black trench coat to be used for my daily attire. I'm planning to use a gas mask, boots and gloves with it. I have a weird hobby of looking for all kind of junk and it's the time of the month again. I've searched on all my niche sites and haven't found anything yet, I've tried...hard. If any of you guys can find a decent fitting trench coat for a thirteen-year-old-pain-in-the-ass, I'd be thankful.[/QUOTE] Fixed

Don't give him anything, when he gives you an attitude kick him in the face.

[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;24441739]Fixed[/QUOTE] 13 year olds don't know when to ask nicely and honestly [editline]lol[/editline] inb4: oh, my cousin saw my XBL avatar lololol

I think OP forgot he had his xbox profile in his links

Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and id like to take a minute just sit right there ill tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fig his gamer bio [editline]09:24PM[/editline] :whoptc:

[quote]I am not a troll, I am a troll exterminator. I love to try and fight the trolls, I will often win because I am fairly good at writing. My comebacks to trolls are often about one or two paragraphs. If you want to troll me, go for it. I'll be waitin' on you. Don't be hatin' on the furries. They are human and I don't hate them. I should probably be doing my homework right now, but fuck it. My avatar is an eye, not a boob. I know some of you perverts thought of posting that comment... Please note that I am still an amatuer map-maker, I don't have the best maps ever, but they are decent.[/quote][URL="http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ancubius"]OP's [/URL][URL="http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/1806/roflpwned.png"]Steam ID[/URL] is cool story

Bahahaha, Facepunch have I ever told you that I love you? We've managed to learn that OP is a poser, wants to be cool, and is thirteen and thinks he has "over 9000 XD" internet cred. Jesus Christ, you guys are awesome.

[quote]am not a troll, I am a troll exterminator. I love to try and fight the trolls, I will often win because I am fairly good at writing. My comebacks to trolls are often about one or two paragraphs. If you want to troll me, go for it. I'll be waitin' on you.[/quote] I wonder if he ever realized you're not supposed to write back to the trolls. [quote]I should probably be doing my homework right now, but fuck it.[/quote] lol.

[url]www.barbour.com[/url] Get yourself a Border. If you can't pay for one ask your older cousin.

[QUOTE=Kill001;24441851]13 year olds don't know when to ask nicely and honestly[/QUOTE] You must be a complete dick if you had no manners at 13.

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;24443239]You must be a complete dick if you had no manners at 13.[/QUOTE] exactly my point I don't think OP [URL="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=short+trench+coat+sale+men"]tried hard enough to find a trenchcoat either[/URL]

[QUOTE=samframpton;24430873]ITT: OP is small and wants a trenchcoat, makes up a story for help.[/QUOTE] This.

"I am not a troll, I am a troll exterminator. I love to try and fight the trolls, I will often win because I am fairly good at writing. My comebacks to trolls are often about one or two paragraphs. If you want to troll me, go for it. I'll be waitin' on you." Wow, this guy is hard as fuck.

Wow this thread is awesome

[QUOTE=weeman007;24430998]Or OP is "fun sized"[/QUOTE] Geez, I absolutely hate it when people say that about themselves. It was funny the first three times you said it, sweetheart, now you're just drawing attention to your obvious insecurities!!!!

Haha, oh wow. OP must be feeling stupid right now.

wow OP, wow.

Notice how OP isn't replying? y'all gettin' trolled.

[quote]I should probably be doing my homework right now, but fuck it.[/quote] crush the system

[QUOTE=Spaminator;24451334]Notice how OP isn't replying? y'all gettin' trolled.[/QUOTE] No. I think he's hiding from facepunch after we broke the secret

OP, I think you should kick your cousin in the face but that would mean you would also kick yourself in the face.

So, OP is too lazy to find his own halloween costume and asks the internet for help?

I think you should have child Rorschach.

[QUOTE=uberKAOS;24441397]HAHAHA, OP is the "cousin"[/QUOTE] Like I said, I look at that shit a lot. Do you guys not read?