welcome to the bad dragon dildo emporium

[Corn]

[QUOTE=Tacooo;38031228]Are people seriously talking about dragons dicks in here, fucking hell Facepunch...[/QUOTE]

Facepunch is actually a forum entirely dedicated to discussing scaly dragon weiners

[AshMan]

Didn't realise my headphones were unplugged.

"Welcome to the Bad Dragon Dildo Emporium" blasts out my speakers

Fuck

[DeeCeeTeeBee]

[QUOTE=Van-man;38031103]Got some factual numbers to back your claim?[/QUOTE]

I'm actually pretty certain that people with dicks are the main customers of BD. But there are definitely a large sum of people without dicks.

One of the girls on my dorm floor bought one and stuck it to the dorm door opposite her.

I knew where she bought it.

I knew it wasn't the only one she would have had.

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;38031265]Facepunch is actually a forum entirely dedicated to discussing scaly dragon weiners[/QUOTE]

Hence [I]that one[/I] thread.
The thread we never speak of.

[Digimutant]

Wish I had one.

[Doom14]

[QUOTE=Coffee;38029896]wouldn't this completely ruin whatever orifice you shoved it in?[/QUOTE]

If people can take a couple-foot-long Thor dildo and not rupture internal organs -while- watching their stomach bulge?

Yeah, I'm sure these are just fine. :v:

[MadBomber]

I really want a drippy dragon one.

[soccerskyman]

I was seriously hoping they would use Chance as a baseball bat or something.

[IMG]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8246/img20110922004.jpg[/IMG]

[editline]14th October 2012[/editline]

[sp]Obscure Saints Row reference[/sp]

[Garik]

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;38034023]I was seriously hoping they would use Chance as a baseball bat or something.

[IMG]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8246/img20110922004.jpg[/IMG]

[editline]14th October 2012[/editline]

[sp]Obscure Saints Row reference[/sp][/QUOTE]

Jesus fuck.

Even I'm amazed by that thing.

[SatansSin]

[QUOTE=Garik;38035089]Jesus fuck.

Even I'm amazed by that thing.[/QUOTE]

Why? You do realize, that even the statistical fact, that if that were too go into any hole, you could not compete with. That or they'll need diapers when they're older.

[Nikota]

You do know that the sphincter doesn't just stay loose when something goes in, right?

[Moustacheman]

Is this what Bancamp's house looks like?

[Scot]

[QUOTE=Nikota;38037398]You do know that the sphincter doesn't just stay loose when something goes in, right?[/QUOTE]

Well yeah but the goatse guy kinda disproves that, but then he is an extraordinary case.

NSFW obviously [url]http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=KirkJ[/url]

[Viva_]

[QUOTE=Van-man;38031103]Got some factual numbers to back your claim?[/QUOTE]

Browse the forums.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=SatansSin;38035603]Why? You do realize, that even the statistical fact, that if that were too go into any hole, you could not compete with. That or they'll need diapers when they're older.[/QUOTE]

my ex-boyfriend could take all of that and he enjoyed sex with me too :saddowns:

[ROFLBURGER]

I've heard of people who went homeless because they couldn't afford rent after buying pallets of animal dildos.

Also has anyone died from these. This is like Mr Hands 2.0 waiting to happen.

[Chamango]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38237312]I've heard of people who went homeless because they couldn't afford rent after buying pallets of animal dildos.

Also has anyone died from these. This is like Mr Hands 2.0 waiting to happen.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure Mr Hands died not from the large horsecock, but from the actual honest to god probably-weighs-as-much-as-a-small-car horse it happened to be attatched to.

[ROFLBURGER]

I think he died from internal bleeding.

Also wouldn't constant use of large dildos make the "receiver" not feel regular sized cocks?

[editline]29th October 2012[/editline]

I was wrong. The penis penetrated his stomach or some crazy shit.

[url]http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastrointestinal_perforation[/url]

Don't have sex with animals, kids.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38237393]I think he died from internal bleeding.

Also wouldn't constant use of large dildos make the "receiver" not feel regular sized cocks?

[editline]29th October 2012[/editline]

I was wrong. The penis penetrated his stomach or some crazy shit.

[url]http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastrointestinal_perforation[/url]

Don't have sex with animals, kids.[/QUOTE]

at least without knowing what you're doing

[Mercenary-]

[QUOTE=Judas;38240824]at least without knowing what you're doing[/QUOTE] It's a good thing you're not really creepy, Judas, that'd be a real shame.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;38240950]It's a good thing you're not really creepy, Judas, that'd be a real shame.[/QUOTE]

thanks