• stop smoking Marijuana right NOW, facepunch!
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[QUOTE=Chrith;25481936]Why[/QUOTE] Zee.
Weed ate my baby.
[QUOTE=booster;25481983]Weed ate my baby.[/QUOTE] No that was me, sorry... I was hungry.
trolled
This fucking thread man, this thread.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25481992]No that was me, sorry... I was hungry.[/QUOTE] Weed made a person tell bad jokes, which gave me cancer.
SOLUTION: don't buy weed, grow your own... :v:
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;25482090]Weed made a person tell bad jokes, which gave me cancer.[/QUOTE] Who told the bad joke then? Certainly wasn't me since I've never smoked weed.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25482121]Who told the bad joke then? Certainly wasn't me since I've never smoked weed.[/QUOTE] Did you Onyx? Or did I?
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;25482132]Did you Onyx? Or did I?[/QUOTE] Yes.
Wait a minute, the guy I buy from is a Muslim FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25482133]Yes.[/QUOTE] Yes? What are you even saying?
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;25482156]Yes? What are you even saying?[/QUOTE] What are [B]you[/B] saying?
Marijuana is not illegal because its a drug, Marijuana is the strongest Fiber/Paper in the world and that made the Paper Industri mad and they started to make false Propagande and buyed people to vote yes to get it unlegalized. And Marijuana is not bad, its a Medecine so helps against many problems, Proofs: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_marijuana[/url] it helps against: lzheimer's disease Research done by the Scripps Research Institute in California shows that the active ingredient in marijuana, THC, prevents the formation of deposits in the brain associated with Alzheimer's disease. THC was found to prevent an enzyme called acetylcholinesterase from accelerating the formation of "Alzheimer plaques" in the brain more effectively than commercially marketed drugs. THC is also more effective at blocking clumps of protein that can inhibit memory and cognition in Alzheimer’s patients, as reported in Molecular Pharmaceutics.[66] [edit] Lung cancer and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease One of the more surprising research results from the last decade has been the finding that smoking cannabis does not increase the risk of developing lung cancer or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) among people who do not smoke tobacco, and may indeed confer a mildly protective effect. Beginning in 2001, multiple research teams began to report results showing that smoking cannabis does not, by itself, increase the risk of lung cancer, and this result is now well-established. Many studies did report a strongly synergistic effect, 1969-97 ; U.S.Costa Rican studies, 1976-82; Jamaican studies statistical evidence-showing up on anomalies in matched populations - indicates that people who smoke tobacco cigarettes are usually better off and live longer if they smoke cannabis moderately too.(Jamaican,Costa Rican studies.) * In 2006, Hashibe, Morgenstern, Cui, and Tashkin, et al. presented the results from a study involving 2,240 subjects that showed non-tobacco users who smoked marijuana did not exhibit an increased incidence of lung cancer or head-and-neck malignancies. These results were supported even among very long-term, very heavy users of marijuana.[67] Tashkin, a pulmonologist who has studied marijuana for 30 years, said, "It's possible that tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) in marijuana smoke may encourage apoptosis, or programmed cell death, causing cells to die off before they have a chance to undergo malignant transformation". He further commented that "We hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use. What we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect."[Unreliable medical source?][68][Unreliable medical source?][69] * Researchers from the University of British Columbia presented a study at the American Thoracic Society 2007 International Conference showing that smoking marijuana and tobacco together more than tripled the risk of developing COPD over just smoking tobacco alone.[Unreliable medical source?][70] Similar findings were released in April 2009 by the Vancouver Burden of Obstructive Lung Disease Research Group. The study reported that smoking both tobacco and marijuana synergistically increased the risk of respiratory symptoms and COPD. Smoking only marijuana, however, was not associated with an increased risk of respiratory symptoms of COPD.[Unreliable medical source?][71][72] In a related commentary, pulmonary researcher Donald Tashkin wrote, "…we can be close to concluding that marijuana smoking by itself does not lead to COPD".[73] * One of the principal constituents of cannabis, THC, has been found to reduce tumor growth in common lung cancer by 50 percent and to significantly reduce the ability of the cancer to spread, say researchers at Harvard University, who tested the chemical in both in vitro lab studies and in mouse studies. The researchers suggest that THC might be used in a targeted fashion to treat lung cancer.[Unreliable medical source?][74] [edit] Breast cancer According to a 2007 study at the California Pacific Medical Center Research Institute, cannabidiol (CBD) may stop breast cancer from spreading throughout the body.[75] These researchers believe their discovery may provide a non-toxic alternative to chemotherapy while achieving the same results minus the painful and unpleasant side effects. The research team says that CBD works by blocking the activity of a gene called Id-1, which is believed to be responsible for a process called metastasis, which is the aggressive spread of cancer cells away from the original tumor site.[75] [edit] HIV/AIDS Investigators at Columbia University published clinical trial data in 2007 showing that HIV/AIDS patients who inhaled cannabis four times daily experienced substantial increases in food intake with little evidence of discomfort and no impairment of cognitive performance. They concluded that smoked marijuana has a clear medical benefit in HIV-positive patients.[76][77] In another study in 2008, researchers at the University of California, San Diego School of Medicine found that marijuana significantly reduces HIV-related neuropathic pain when added to a patient's already-prescribed pain management regimen and may be an "effective option for pain relief" in those whose pain is not controlled with current medications. Mood disturbance, physical disability, and quality of life all improved significantly during study treatment.[78] Despite management with opioids and other pain modifying therapies, neuropathic pain continues to reduce the quality of life and daily functioning in HIV-infected individuals. Cannabinoid receptors in the central and peripheral nervous systems have been shown to modulate pain perception. No serious adverse effects were reported, according to the study published by the American Academy of Neurology.[79] [edit] Brain cancer A study by Complutense University of Madrid found the chemicals in marijuana promotes the death of brain cancer cells by essentially helping them feed upon themselves in a process called autophagy. The research team discovered that cannabinoids such as THC had anticancer effects in mice with human brain cancer cells and in people with brain tumors. When mice with the human brain cancer cells received the THC, the tumor shrank. Using electron microscopes to analyze brain tissue taken both before and after a 26- to 30-day THC treatment regimen, the researchers found that THC eliminated cancer cells while leaving healthy cells intact.[80] The patients did not have any toxic effects from the treatment; previous studies of THC for the treatment of cancer have also found the therapy to be well tolerated. However, the mechanisms which promote THC's tumor cell–killing action are unknown.[80] [edit] Opioid dependence Injections of THC eliminate dependence on opiates in stressed rats, according to a research team at the Laboratory for Physiopathology of Diseases of the Central Nervous System (France) in the journal Neuropsychopharmacology.[81] Deprived of their mothers at birth, rats become hypersensitive to the rewarding effect of morphine and heroin (substances belonging to the opiate family), and rapidly become dependent. When these rats were administered THC, they no longer developed typical morphine-dependent behavior. In the striatum, a region of the brain involved in drug dependence, the production of endogenous enkephalins was restored under THC, whereas it diminished in rats stressed from birth which had not received THC. Researchers believe the findings could lead to therapeutic alternatives to existing substitution treatments.[81] In humans, drug treatment subjects who use cannabis intermittently are found to be more likely to adhere to treatment for opioid dependence.[82] Historically, similar findings were reported by Clendinning, who in 1843 utilized cannabis substitution for the treatment of alcoholism and opium addiction[Unreliable medical source?][83] and Birch, in 1889, who reported a success in treating opiate and chloral addiction with cannabis.[84] [edit] Spasticity in multiple sclerosis A review of six randomized controlled trials of a combination of THC and CBD extracts for the treatment of MS related muscle spasticity reported, "Although there was variation in the outcome measures reported in these studies, a trend of reduced spasticity in treated patients was noted." The authors postulated that "cannabinoids may provide neuroprotective and anti-inflammatory benefits in MS."[85] I smoke Marijuana everyday, i smoke it before and after work ive done it in 5 years. im a Chef on a resturang and get 4000$ a month. i smoke Marijuana because i have Psychopathic Mind, i cant Live a normal life without weed. there is no Medecines for this, only thing so works is Marijuana and that illegal.
Could you at least have tried to not make it a blatant copy+paste?
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25482171]What are [B]you[/B] saying?[/QUOTE] Onyx, you said yes and it didn't make sense. Clearly, you just smoked it.
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;25482240]Onyx, you said yes and it didn't make sense. Clearly, you just smoked it.[/QUOTE] No, I'm just messing with you.
Isn't most of the opium in the world coming from Afghanistan so they're not exactly telling too much of a lie.
[QUOTE=adfdsafwef;25477844]you're funding the motherfucking [highlight][b][i]TERRORISTS[/b][/i][/highlight][/QUOTE] Holy shit!!! Is Garry know about this?!
[QUOTE=markg06;25482277]Isn't most of the opium in the world coming from Afghanistan so they're not exactly telling too much of a lie.[/QUOTE] No the most of the drugs comes from peoples Labs and growing system, Maybe your Nabours have Opium plants in their house?
[QUOTE=markg06;25482277]Isn't most of the opium in the world coming from Afghanistan so they're not exactly telling too much of a lie.[/QUOTE] Source? I had always been made to understand that the majority of it came from South and Central America.
Holy shit, I already knew marijuana was lethal in small doses but this shit kicks it up a notch. FUCKING TERRORISTS, man, how do you potheads live with yourselves?
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;25482298]how do you potheads live with yourselves?[/QUOTE] Live with yourselves? what you mean?
haha I meant 'how do you die slowly from your marijuana ABUSE with yourselves'? Holy shit you guys are in danger y0
Can someone please explain to me the point of this thread besides bad pot jokes?
[QUOTE=Machisma!;25482353]Can someone please explain to me the point of this thread besides bad pot jokes?[/QUOTE] There is no point. Altimor made it as one of his typical troll threads and it just hasn't died yet.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25482354]There is no point. Altimor made it as one of his typical troll threads and it just hasn't died yet.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah isnt that the guy who makes a bunch of alts and gets permad on a daily basis?
[QUOTE=sindre151;25482210]Marijuana is not illegal because its a drug, Marijuana is the strongest Fiber/Paper in the world and that made the Paper Industri mad and they started to make false Propagande and buyed people to vote yes to get it unlegalized. And Marijuana is not bad, its a Medecine so helps against many problems, Proofs: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_marijuana[/url] it helps against: lzheimer's disease Research done by the Scripps Research Institute in California shows that the active ingredient in marijuana, THC, prevents the formation of deposits in the brain associated with Alzheimer's disease. THC was found to prevent an enzyme called acetylcholinesterase from accelerating the formation of "Alzheimer plaques" in the brain more effectively than commercially marketed drugs. THC is also more effective at blocking clumps of protein that can inhibit memory and cognition in Alzheimer’s patients, as reported in Molecular Pharmaceutics.[66] [edit] Lung cancer and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease One of the more surprising research results from the last decade has been the finding that smoking cannabis does not increase the risk of developing lung cancer or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) among people who do not smoke tobacco, and may indeed confer a mildly protective effect. Beginning in 2001, multiple research teams began to report results showing that smoking cannabis does not, by itself, increase the risk of lung cancer, and this result is now well-established. Many studies did report a strongly synergistic effect, 1969-97 ; U.S.Costa Rican studies, 1976-82; Jamaican studies statistical evidence-showing up on anomalies in matched populations - indicates that people who smoke tobacco cigarettes are usually better off and live longer if they smoke cannabis moderately too.(Jamaican,Costa Rican studies.) * In 2006, Hashibe, Morgenstern, Cui, and Tashkin, et al. presented the results from a study involving 2,240 subjects that showed non-tobacco users who smoked marijuana did not exhibit an increased incidence of lung cancer or head-and-neck malignancies. These results were supported even among very long-term, very heavy users of marijuana.[67] Tashkin, a pulmonologist who has studied marijuana for 30 years, said, "It's possible that tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) in marijuana smoke may encourage apoptosis, or programmed cell death, causing cells to die off before they have a chance to undergo malignant transformation". He further commented that "We hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use. What we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect."[Unreliable medical source?][68][Unreliable medical source?][69] * Researchers from the University of British Columbia presented a study at the American Thoracic Society 2007 International Conference showing that smoking marijuana and tobacco together more than tripled the risk of developing COPD over just smoking tobacco alone.[Unreliable medical source?][70] Similar findings were released in April 2009 by the Vancouver Burden of Obstructive Lung Disease Research Group. The study reported that smoking both tobacco and marijuana synergistically increased the risk of respiratory symptoms and COPD. Smoking only marijuana, however, was not associated with an increased risk of respiratory symptoms of COPD.[Unreliable medical source?][71][72] In a related commentary, pulmonary researcher Donald Tashkin wrote, "…we can be close to concluding that marijuana smoking by itself does not lead to COPD".[73] * One of the principal constituents of cannabis, THC, has been found to reduce tumor growth in common lung cancer by 50 percent and to significantly reduce the ability of the cancer to spread, say researchers at Harvard University, who tested the chemical in both in vitro lab studies and in mouse studies. The researchers suggest that THC might be used in a targeted fashion to treat lung cancer.[Unreliable medical source?][74] [edit] Breast cancer According to a 2007 study at the California Pacific Medical Center Research Institute, cannabidiol (CBD) may stop breast cancer from spreading throughout the body.[75] These researchers believe their discovery may provide a non-toxic alternative to chemotherapy while achieving the same results minus the painful and unpleasant side effects. The research team says that CBD works by blocking the activity of a gene called Id-1, which is believed to be responsible for a process called metastasis, which is the aggressive spread of cancer cells away from the original tumor site.[75] [edit] HIV/AIDS Investigators at Columbia University published clinical trial data in 2007 showing that HIV/AIDS patients who inhaled cannabis four times daily experienced substantial increases in food intake with little evidence of discomfort and no impairment of cognitive performance. They concluded that smoked marijuana has a clear medical benefit in HIV-positive patients.[76][77] In another study in 2008, researchers at the University of California, San Diego School of Medicine found that marijuana significantly reduces HIV-related neuropathic pain when added to a patient's already-prescribed pain management regimen and may be an "effective option for pain relief" in those whose pain is not controlled with current medications. Mood disturbance, physical disability, and quality of life all improved significantly during study treatment.[78] Despite management with opioids and other pain modifying therapies, neuropathic pain continues to reduce the quality of life and daily functioning in HIV-infected individuals. Cannabinoid receptors in the central and peripheral nervous systems have been shown to modulate pain perception. No serious adverse effects were reported, according to the study published by the American Academy of Neurology.[79] [edit] Brain cancer A study by Complutense University of Madrid found the chemicals in marijuana promotes the death of brain cancer cells by essentially helping them feed upon themselves in a process called autophagy. The research team discovered that cannabinoids such as THC had anticancer effects in mice with human brain cancer cells and in people with brain tumors. When mice with the human brain cancer cells received the THC, the tumor shrank. Using electron microscopes to analyze brain tissue taken both before and after a 26- to 30-day THC treatment regimen, the researchers found that THC eliminated cancer cells while leaving healthy cells intact.[80] The patients did not have any toxic effects from the treatment; previous studies of THC for the treatment of cancer have also found the therapy to be well tolerated. However, the mechanisms which promote THC's tumor cell–killing action are unknown.[80] [edit] Opioid dependence Injections of THC eliminate dependence on opiates in stressed rats, according to a research team at the Laboratory for Physiopathology of Diseases of the Central Nervous System (France) in the journal Neuropsychopharmacology.[81] Deprived of their mothers at birth, rats become hypersensitive to the rewarding effect of morphine and heroin (substances belonging to the opiate family), and rapidly become dependent. When these rats were administered THC, they no longer developed typical morphine-dependent behavior. In the striatum, a region of the brain involved in drug dependence, the production of endogenous enkephalins was restored under THC, whereas it diminished in rats stressed from birth which had not received THC. Researchers believe the findings could lead to therapeutic alternatives to existing substitution treatments.[81] In humans, drug treatment subjects who use cannabis intermittently are found to be more likely to adhere to treatment for opioid dependence.[82] Historically, similar findings were reported by Clendinning, who in 1843 utilized cannabis substitution for the treatment of alcoholism and opium addiction[Unreliable medical source?][83] and Birch, in 1889, who reported a success in treating opiate and chloral addiction with cannabis.[84] [edit] Spasticity in multiple sclerosis A review of six randomized controlled trials of a combination of THC and CBD extracts for the treatment of MS related muscle spasticity reported, "Although there was variation in the outcome measures reported in these studies, a trend of reduced spasticity in treated patients was noted." The authors postulated that "cannabinoids may provide neuroprotective and anti-inflammatory benefits in MS."[85] I smoke Marijuana everyday, i smoke it before and after work ive done it in 5 years. im a Chef on a resturang and get 4000$ a month. i smoke Marijuana because i have Psychopathic Mind, i cant Live a normal life without weed. there is no Medecines for this, only thing so works is Marijuana and that illegal.[/QUOTE] Except most of the potheads I saw when working in a hospital were psychos,all they talked about was weed and how toget it.they were really ducked up.my cousin who is a practicing doctor tells similar stories
[QUOTE=Machisma!;25482368]Oh yeah isnt that the guy who makes a bunch of alts and gets permad on a daily basis?[/QUOTE] Yeah, there's a few of them. Altimor and Doug are typically the most prominent.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;25482338]haha I meant 'how do you die slowly from your marijuana ABUSE with yourselves'? Holy shit you guys are in danger y0[/QUOTE] Youre Wrong. Time to read more kid and stop listening to your Brainwashed parents. Ofc will Parents and teachers scare the kids about Marijuana, if you read about Marijuana so will you see that no one have ever died by Marijuana. you have to smoke 60 Kg marijuana in 1 hour to overdose on marijuana and die. and thats impossible because you would fall to sleep before you have smooked 50 gram. Millions of people dies by alcohol and tobacco every year. Watch The Union > [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HLzmH9VB6A[/url] ( a 3 mins long video about what i just said and what marijuana helps against.
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