• United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=cr2142;50986133]I just had dominos, im a fat cunt[/QUOTE] Literally eating papa johns right now
[QUOTE=SataniX;50989824]Literally eating papa johns right now[/QUOTE] mental lad, the UK thread told SataniX to order papa johns and he did it fucking legend
So I went to a house party on Monday which was great, mostly people over my age but that's fine I can talk about things that's not an issue at all. Kinda wanted to speak to the host's daughter but shit happens (she didn't wanna come out of her room or w/e). I spoke to some American too which was something out of the norm. Basically his British dad married an American but he was born here so he's technically British. It's pretty weird to speak to him and he gets all of our jokes. After this wonderful night of drinking and talking I had the worst hangover of my LIFE on the Tuesday. I mean it, throwing up every 10 mins, running to the toilet you name it. I'm still feeling pretty shit now. I am never mixing my drinks again. Jesus christ.
[QUOTE=josm;50990171]So I went to a house party on Monday which was great, mostly people over my age but that's fine I can talk about things that's not an issue at all. Kinda wanted to speak to the host's daughter but shit happens (she didn't wanna come out of her room or w/e). I spoke to some American too which was something out of the norm. Basically his British dad married an American but he was born here so he's technically British. It's pretty weird to speak to him and he gets all of our jokes. After this wonderful night of drinking and talking I had the worst hangover of my LIFE on the Tuesday. I mean it, throwing up every 10 mins, running to the toilet you name it. I'm still feeling pretty shit now. [B]I am never mixing my drinks again[/B]. Jesus christ.[/QUOTE] You say this. You lie
posting from me new laptop yeyeye
Back from a wedding with a hangover from hell. Send me to Dignitas.
I've not been too bad when it came to hangovers and the only time i've been sick due to drink was because i had a little too much Honey Vodka. ...Honey Vodka is so good though. But sweet jesus does it fuck you up.
i feel 90 years old
[QUOTE=SataniX;50989824]Literally eating papa johns right now[/QUOTE] you won't believe this mate but I'm sat here eating papa Johns reading about you eating papa Johns we are in harmony [editline]4th September 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=cr2142;50990628]posting from me new laptop yeyeye[/QUOTE] and I'm posting from my new fucking laptop too Jesus Christ
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;50999631]you won't believe this mate but I'm sat here eating papa Johns reading about you eating papa Johns we are in harmony [/QUOTE] I gotta order more papa johns
[QUOTE=Doozle;50964773]That doesn't sound too bad at all. Non drinking meatheads are probably the best meatheads to live with. If they're clean freaks that's a bonus normally students houses look like traps.[/QUOTE] I ended up cleaning the kitchen in my halls before the scheduled cleaner would come most of the time because of literally two people in my 6 person flat. And the cleaner was fucking trash anyway. I have no idea how two people can create so much fucking washing to take up an entire work surface designed for 8 and used by 6, then leave it for three weeks. I was thanked perhaps four times by them in a year. I have also come to the conclusion that despite all my efforts to not being a total fucking social outcast I still cannot pick up on body language to save my life and even a cycle didn't clear my head over this. Man, fuck this. I think too much when I'm not busy and it's finally made me think about shit that's annoying me more than most things.
I highly recommend assigning tasks. My halls actually did it by default so only the person who didn't do their work for the week got fined. If you do, you can just rotate e.g. floors, fridge + freezer, surfaces, hall. Don't do someone else's work, especially not on the regular. Doing it once if they are away or whatever is fine, but don't let people take advantage.
I'm pretty tidy as a rule so I'm not too worried about there being shit up the walls or anything. Honestly I'm happy as long as I have my own shower. The thought of sharing a shower with multiple other people - and students at that - just makes me cringe
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51001062]I'm pretty tidy as a rule so I'm not too worried about there being shit up the walls or anything. Honestly I'm happy as long as I have my own shower. The thought of sharing a shower with multiple other people - and students at that - just makes me cringe[/QUOTE] I was quite happy to move in to the en-suites at my campus, because I'd seen the shared showers on open days. And even when the public are viewing them, holy shit what a mess. That and I'd likely be sharing my room with some rando on top of that with just a sink between the two of us should the showers not be usable. University accommodation is either really good or a fucking travesty it seems. No middle ground.
day 2 of being a japan man I've yet to have seen any crisps/sandwich/drink meal deals here and i'm terrified
keep strong lad, i took a box of pg tips tea with me to survive abroad if you can get your hands on some teabags you should be fine
PG Tips? Are you a casual? Yorkshire Gold or Twinings English breakfast, or there is no point in having tea mate.
Bruv. Twinings is dead and what they sell abroad. Yorkshire Tea is alright, twinings tastes like flowers
Clipper tea is best tea
Got my first Linkedin message wanting to talk about a role based on my profile. Not entirely sure why, my profile is crap. And its for an analyst role, while I work for a analyst company my role is more technical. I don't have those maths skills
[QUOTE=Doozle;51003785]Got my first Linkedin message wanting to talk about a role based on my profile. Not entirely sure why, my profile is crap. And its for an analyst role, while I work for a analyst company my role is more technical. I don't have those maths skills[/QUOTE] Recruiters just mass message everyone with a job that matches the one theyre recruiting for and hope for the best. You get tired of it very quickly.
[QUOTE=Chains!;51003201]PG Tips? Are you a casual? Yorkshire Gold or Twinings English breakfast, or there is no point in having tea mate.[/QUOTE] eff off it's the tea i grew up with
Good thing I left work early (im not lazy, ive got to drive 100 miles tonight and will probably work til 2 or something) I'd left a candle burning in the kitchen
lorry crashed in to a 7 seater on warminster rd, somerset thing was mashed up
[url]http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2016/09/05/armed-police-surround-wednesbury-home/[/url] I live in such an exotic area it's great. two stabbings, man threatening his neighbour with a gun of some sort, such a lovely start to September.
The only interesting thing that's happened where I live is that someone pulled an ATM from the bank with a lorry
A few years ago at the Tesco I worked at someone had done that, but with a digger. I came into work and was greeted by police tape and a massive gaping hole in the wall where a cash machine had been, there was rubble everywhere. If they'd gone through the wall behind the cash machine they would've hit the cash office. The digger had been abandoned in the field behind the car park [editline]6th September 2016[/editline] [url]http://m.essexlive.news/raiders-use-digger-steal-cashpoint-chelmsford/story-13334309-detail/story.html[/url] [editline]6th September 2016[/editline] This £50 a night hotel I'm in has possibly the nicest hotel shower I've ever used. Also my phone tried to suggest that I might have meant nigguh instead of night. I don't know why nigguh is in mu phone dictionary, I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever used the word. I might ask Nokia about that
BBC once again fail to understand something they are reporting on: [QUOTE]One depression sufferer has now used social media to open a window onto their secret sorrows, to show not only how the condition impacts upon their life, but to also record a small, but significant, personal victory. [B]The person who uses the handle @OP[/B] published two photos of their bedroom on the photo-sharing site Imgur, in a post titled "Me 1 - Depression 0!" - which was viewed more than 300,000 times in less than 24 hours.[/QUOTE] For those who don't know, replying with @OP on imgur just refers to the original post. It's nice that the BBC reports on "trends", but I'd of thought they do research on it all first. [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-37276821[/url]
Student finance have only just sent me a letter saying they couldn't accept my proof of identity form because it was signed by someone with an Irish passport bear in mind I need £2,300~ by the 22nd and I've currently only got a grand and there's a charge for late payments fucking hell lads. fuck ing hell
hi y'alright would you like a bag do you have a clubcard safe in a bit
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