United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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Summer hit JUST as my fan fucking died on me, so I'm baking.
I dunno if it's just me but for the past few weeks I've been waking up between 2:30 and 4:30am. Sucks when you've got to get up at 5:50am. I've finally managed to cope with the humid weather at night by sleeping on top of the covers instead of taking all the sheets off or using a thin bed sheet as a cover. What I'd give to have a proper nap at work, shame I can't because my workshop backs onto the courtyard so everyone could see.
[QUOTE=jonu67;52374970]Summer hit JUST as my fan fucking died on me, so I'm baking.[/QUOTE]
420 was months ago
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;52375042]420 was months ago[/QUOTE]
it's always 420.
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Don't do drugs kids.
I had an argument with this old guy on the bus earlier
He started arguing with me because I was talking to a friend of mine from work on our way back, apparantly we talk too much and should shut up on a bus
Then he fired the "Go back to your own country" to me. I literally sat there in hysterics laughing while the whole bus laughed at his stupid ass. Then he threatened to blow my head off so the bus driver stopped and told him to get off.
fyi im probably the most whitest brit, with a fairly well spoken southern accent.
the guy in question had a irish accent which kinda made it hypocritical
[QUOTE=jonu67;52374970]Summer hit JUST as my fan fucking died on me, so I'm baking.[/QUOTE]
I don't even know where my fan is.
[QUOTE=cr2142;52375193]I had an argument with this old guy on the bus earlier
He started arguing with me because I was talking to a friend of mine from work on our way back, apparantly we talk too much and should shut up on a bus
Then he fired the "Go back to your own country" to me. I literally sat there in hysterics laughing while the whole bus laughed at his stupid ass. Then he threatened to blow my head off so the bus driver stopped and told him to get off.
fyi im probably the most whitest brit, with a fairly well spoken southern accent.
the guy in question had a irish accent which kinda made it hypocritical[/QUOTE]
I've been told to fuck off back to Poland for speaking Scottish Gaelic :v:
[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;52375266]I've been told to fuck off back to Poland for speaking Scottish Gaelic :v:[/QUOTE]
:thebest:
This Rockstar Lime is pretty nice, which is good because I got it only since the world seems to have run out of Relentless Lemon.
Maybe if I combined the two I'd get some sort of super Sprite capable of attracting real sprites from the faerie lands.
honestly hate energy drinks personally. feel like a proper goth
[QUOTE=cr2142;52375193]I had an argument with this old guy on the bus earlier
He started arguing with me because I was talking to a friend of mine from work on our way back, apparantly we talk too much and should shut up on a bus
Then he fired the "Go back to your own country" to me. I literally sat there in hysterics laughing while the whole bus laughed at his stupid ass. Then he threatened to blow my head off so the bus driver stopped and told him to get off.
fyi im probably the most whitest brit, with a fairly well spoken southern accent.
the guy in question had a irish accent which kinda made it hypocritical[/QUOTE]
Dunno, you looked like a dirty foreigner to me :v: maybe he meant back to your own county #hampexit
got my uni results lads
failed all 3 of my exams this semester, leading to a failure to progress into senior honours! [url=http://i.imgur.com/am3qXZ1.jpg][b] yay! [/b][/url]
Does this mean you have to drop out or can you resit? :(
When I was a kid, my silblings and I called Rock-Paper-Scissors "Ching-Chang-Chong" and after I heard the more common name I wondered just why we used that name as it sounds vaguely racist but I just found out that it's the German name for the game but that just raises even more questions because my family is Irish-English and not German. Well, [I]maybe[/I] my mother's side is vaguely German but I've only heard of very-extended family in Canada and Ireland...
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;52376361]Does this mean you have to drop out or can you resit? :([/QUOTE]
I can either directly drop out, or do resits in august to acheive an ordinary degree. Those are my only options, so I can't continue onto an honours or my masters year. I'm potentially looking at seeing if I can do an honours in Informatics (Comp Sci); half of my degree so far has been comp sci and i've acheived solid A's in each of those subjects, so it could be a possibility. But I think I've had enough of physics; at least when it's being taught by this university.
i hate this so much
[IMG]http://harry.tf/pics/2017-06-19_13-43-59.png[/IMG]
we've got to move all our shit to a new flat by the 30th, we've got the keys to the new place and that so it's just a matter of packing all our shit up in this horrible fucking heat
seriously, a desk fan just blows hot air at me. open the window? surprise it's like opening the fucking oven door! oh did you leave a bottle of coke out on the desk for more than five minutes? it's now unbelievably hot.
i pack one box worth of stuff and suddenly my clothes are drenched in sweat, this is a nightmare
why couldnt we get evicted in winter.
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;52375798]Dunno, you looked like a dirty foreigner to me :v: maybe he meant back to your own county #hampexit[/QUOTE]
This was back home :v: eastbourne as well, gods waiting room
I've fucked up, i thought that i would get some washing done and it'll dry nicely due to the heat.
As a student i have to hang it in my room, so now its humid as fuck as well.
Since we're all talking about the heat I'm going to chip in by saying...
[B]I'm fucking roasting alive[/B]
Going to buy a fan after work tomorrow.
[QUOTE=DrSparx;52378173]Since we're all talking about the heat I'm going to chip in by saying...
[B]I'm fucking roasting alive[/B]
Going to buy a fan after work tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
My fan is just blowing more hot air into my face.
Fucking trains are fucked up from London to Oxford ( I get on at Oxford) so badly the train an hour earlier turned up 5 mins later than my normal train..... This all means the train is RAMMED.
I'm stood up and about to fucking melt.. send help
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Oh the train doesn't have AC either
[QUOTE=DatHarry;52377589]i hate this so much
[IMG]http://harry.tf/pics/2017-06-19_13-43-59.png[/IMG]
we've got to move all our shit to a new flat by the 30th, we've got the keys to the new place and that so it's just a matter of packing all our shit up in this horrible fucking heat
seriously, a desk fan just blows hot air at me. open the window? surprise it's like opening the fucking oven door! oh did you leave a bottle of coke out on the desk for more than five minutes? it's now unbelievably hot.
i pack one box worth of stuff and suddenly my clothes are drenched in sweat, this is a nightmare
why couldnt we get evicted in winter.[/QUOTE]
I feel your pain. We had to move 2 sofas and shit-tons of other furniture into a 3rd floor flat just now.
My sympathies go out to anyone who had to expend physical effort in these last few days.
Yeah fucking hell, I thought I was going die earlier today and all I was doing at the time was rawling under a table to plug a fan in
I got in at half 5 took my trousers and shirt off and flopped on the sofa. Haven't moved since
Luckily, I'm in one of the cooler areas in the East of scotland, but I don't doubt I'm going to have trouble sleeping with this temperature. My room is the worst in that it preserves heat too well.
I feel like this heat is making me a bit delirious.
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;52378176]My fan is just blowing more hot air into my face.[/QUOTE]
I misread that as 'my fart is just blowing more hot air into my face'.
Send help.
I've spent the day running from the ground floor up to the 6th and back again, screaming for someone to end it all but nobody is replying. Fuck this sun and fuck summer, bring on Winter. I want to wear cozy jumpers and stay inside all day long, preferably in bed.
Every year I tell people, but they call me mad. Summer is the season of the devil. There is nothing redeeming about Summer. Winter should be forever.
Fucking hell the sun wants everyone in Britain and Ireland dead
Winter garms > summer garms
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