United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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my local starbucks is becoming a five guys
im ready to become obese
People who are born in July are perfect
just saw a business woman walk right into a post on the train platform. Probably the highlight of my day tbh.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;52498869]Better stop masturbating and get to the doctor.[/QUOTE]
Dr said aint nuthin I can do, but it's not serious and I don't have brain and/or eye worms
It's just easier to leave my left eye mostly shut right now
[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;52501424]my local starbucks is becoming a five guys
im ready to become obese[/QUOTE]
you'll be bankrupt before obese
One thing I like about the local Chinese takeaway is the how the plastic containers keep in the heat for when I buy two dinners I can wait a while to let the first go down before starting on the other.
Plus it stops spiders from crawling into my food when I'm not looking.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;52501757]One thing I like about the local Chinese takeaway is the how the plastic containers keep in the heat for when I buy two dinners I can wait a while to let the first go down before starting on the other.
Plus it stops spiders from crawling into my food when I'm not looking.[/QUOTE]
how many chinese meals have you eaten in the past two weeks?
[QUOTE=Crumpet;52501760]how many chinese meals have you eaten in the past two weeks?[/QUOTE]
Like, 10?
ya fucking mong, you're not meant to eat takeaway two days in a row, it fucks up the feng shui
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;52501826]ya fucking mong, you're not meant to eat takeaway two days in a row, it fucks up the feng shui[/QUOTE]
It was probably not ten in two weeks, like 10 ever since I started posting about it. I don't know when that was I've lost track of time.
[QUOTE=meharryp;52501954][t]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/229478441072721921/339024939820515329/IMG_20170724_132851.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
I recognise that barbers. Round the corner from Aldi
Huh, I walked down that road earlier. Took me over an hour to get back into town :hammered:
today i bought a new car
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;52502784]today i bought a new car[/QUOTE]
Where from?
Wot car
[QUOTE=benbb;52502796]Where from?[/QUOTE]
a dealership
[editline]24th July 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Doozle;52502841]Wot car[/QUOTE]
a seat toledo 1.0 xcellence
[editline]24th July 2017[/editline]
it's a remarkably boring car but it'll be brand new and can carry all my photo shit for work really easily, plus there was 8 grand off list
cor that'll get you from A to B alright
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;52502922]a dealership
[editline]24th July 2017[/editline]
a seat toledo 1.0 xcellence
[editline]24th July 2017[/editline]
it's a remarkably boring car but it'll be brand new and can carry all my photo shit for work really easily, plus there was 8 grand off list[/QUOTE]
Christ they really want to get rid of them huh
anyone know what this thing is?
[T]http://i68.tinypic.com/1zp0i7b.jpg[/T]
it was just relaxing on the glass on my door and didn't seem to give a fuck about my presence
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;52502922]a dealership
[editline]24th July 2017[/editline]
a seat toledo 1.0 xcellence
[editline]24th July 2017[/editline]
it's a remarkably boring car but it'll be brand new and can carry all my photo shit for work really easily, plus there was 8 grand off list[/QUOTE]
1.0
that's gonna be nippy
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;52504661]anyone know what this thing is?
[T]http://i68.tinypic.com/1zp0i7b.jpg[/T]
it was just relaxing on the glass on my door and didn't seem to give a fuck about my presence[/QUOTE]
It's a ruler.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;52504703]It's a ruler.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/dh357b.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Bengley;52504669]1.0
that's gonna be nippy[/QUOTE]
110hp vs 75hp in my current car, weighing only 20kg more though.
New engines are good. The 1.0 Toledo does 0-60 a bit slower than my old 2ltr Focus . Probably uses half the fuel as well
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;52504661]anyone know what this thing is?
[T]http://i68.tinypic.com/1zp0i7b.jpg[/T]
it was just relaxing on the glass on my door and didn't seem to give a fuck about my presence[/QUOTE]
It's a mayfly I believe, their presence usually indicates there's a clean source of water nearby.
They live life in the water as nymphs for months then when they come out as a mayfly they have no way to eat and basically reproduce then die usually within a few hours to a day depending on species.
[QUOTE=Cushie;52484731]Went into an interview for a junior accounting position at an accounting firm, kinda like an apprenticeship where you work towards your accounting qualifications while there. The email made it sound like it'd just be a one to one with the woman replying, but when I got there and they left me to stew a bit 4 women walked in and sat down as the interviewers.
Could see it as an advantage really cause I think a lot of people would brick it if that happened especially if they haven't interviewed much, but I managed to keep my cool and answer all their questions in depth, and judging by them smiling here and there at my answers and at one point I managed to make them all burst out laughing I think I got a pretty good shot.[/QUOTE]
Got a call today offering the job starting next Tuesday!
[t]http://i.imgur.com/FvDGiVB.png[/t]
Uh if you say so Facebook
[QUOTE=Doozle;52504838]New engines are good. The 1.0 Toledo does 0-60 a bit slower than my old 2ltr Focus . Probably uses half the fuel as well[/QUOTE]
I get about ~400 miles out of my 1.0 ibiza.
I can get 400 miles on a tank, [i]if[/i] I only drive on motorways.
Fuel tank is officially 55 litres.
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