United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=The Genie;52606012]It baffles me that we have to pay for certain public toilets anyway.[/QUOTE]
That's how public toilets have always worked to be honest - where do you think the phrase "spend a penny" comes from?
[QUOTE=loopoo;52606153]I don't mind there being a small fee to use public toilets, as long as the fee is worth it and the toilets are well maintained, clean, and don't have broken shit all over the place.
Paying 30p and then walking into a toilet with piss all over the floor and skid marks in every toilet bowl is a bit rubbish
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That said I definitely agree with this, I don't mind paying so long as the money is then used to maintain the toilets properly and not just a cash-cow. I hate paying for the toilet only to find that the hand dryer doesn't work/ toilet is blocked etc.
Just. Just piss on the door. That'll teach 'em.
What infuriates me about public toilets is the fact that there are men out there who insist on pissing on the toilet seat
like
what drives a man who needs a piss to go into a stall rather than the urinal
and then decide "hmm yes I should piss all over the toilet seat"
just LIFT IT WITH YOUR FOOT
just piss on me lads
[editline]24th August 2017[/editline]
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[QUOTE=SuperLoz;52607256]What infuriates me about public toilets is the fact that there are men out there who insist on pissing on the toilet seat
like
what drives a man who needs a piss to go into a stall rather than the urinal
and then decide "hmm yes I should piss all over the toilet seat"
just LIFT IT WITH YOUR FOOT[/QUOTE]
ngl only times I use a public toilet are when I'm bursting for a piss, so I usually run in and barely get my dong out before I'm pissing like a horse. sometimes there ain't time for me to prop the lid up with my foot. the shit smears everywhere also don't make me thing "gee, I'd hate to piss on this toilet seat and ruin a perfectly clean bathroom"
in public bathrooms, you're already pissing in a sea of piss (literally), so pissing on the toilet seat doesn't really matter. and for people who shit in public bathrooms, doesn't matter how clean it is, it's still probably filthy.
Anyone with results today, hope it went well for you all. Or at least I hope you find it did once we all figure out what five 7s and a 6 actually means
[QUOTE=a-cookie;52607264]just piss on me lads
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[QUOTE=a-cookie;52607264]just piss on me lads
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[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;52607756]Should've paid for his piss permit. Filthy tax avoiding scum.[/QUOTE]
Bloody delinquents.
guys it's only illegal if you film it
[QUOTE=SuperLoz;52607256]What infuriates me about public toilets is the fact that there are men out there who insist on pissing on the toilet seat
like
what drives a man who needs a piss to go into a stall rather than the urinal
and then decide "hmm yes I should piss all over the toilet seat"
just LIFT IT WITH YOUR FOOT[/QUOTE]
it's because they have a tiny weenie and they're scared of the other men seeing it
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;52607828]it's because they have a tiny weenie and they're scared of the other men seeing it[/QUOTE]
That's no excuse for doing a foot lift
The fact spoons toilets manages to be so clean blows my mind. who among us can truly say we've never pissed all over the place in a spoons?
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;52608046]The fact spoons toilets manages to be so clean blows my mind. who among us can truly say we've never pissed all over the place in a spoons?[/QUOTE]
not me because im not a fucking neanderthal
[QUOTE=zeromancer;52608313]not me because im not a fucking neanderthal[/QUOTE]
You've never lived. Walking into spoons with twenty quid, chugging a few pitchers and pissing all over the toilet seat as you lean on a cubicle wall because you can suddenly feel the world spinning at 1000 miles per hour then leaving with most of your money somehow was all part of growing up.
[QUOTE=Ishwoo;52608332]You've never lived. Walking into spoons with twenty quid, chugging a few pitchers and pissing all over the toilet seat as you lean on a cubicle wall because you can suddenly feel the world spinning at 1000 miles per hour then leaving with most of your money somehow was all part of growing.[/QUOTE]
I'm scottish mate so I'm pissed 24/7, we just convert air into buckfast and there we go, pissing is fucking light footwork that wee man.
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was doing label changes last night. a lot of beloved brands are going up by around a quid in price :(
[QUOTE=geogzm;52613420]was doing label changes last night. a lot of beloved brands are going up by around a quid in price :([/QUOTE]
i blame people who don't look or talk like me
Invited some friends over last night. Both of my sinks and my garden are filled with sick. What's the best way to get rid of it
Don't vomit in a sink. Just about the most disgusting thing you can do
Years ago we went on holiday to Tenerife and my mate chundered into the bathtub. Blocked it up proper, absolutely stank. We shut him in there until he cleaned it up. To his credit he did clean it up
I think you're only choice is to scoop it up and chuck it in the toilet.
[QUOTE=meharryp;52614772]Invited some friends over last night. Both of my sinks and my garden are filled with sick. What's the best way to get rid of it[/QUOTE]
Hose it down outside or use a high pressure cleaner for maximum enjoyment.
[QUOTE=Doozle;52614803]Don't vomit in a sink. Just about the most disgusting thing you can do
Years ago we went on holiday to Tenerife and my mate chundered into the bathtub. Blocked it up proper, absolutely stank. We shut him in there until he cleaned it up. To his credit he did clean it up
I think you're only choice is to scoop it up and chuck it in the toilet.[/QUOTE]
That's what I ended up doing, my friend got so pissed he forgot there was a toilet right next to my sink
[QUOTE=meharryp;52614936]That's what I ended up doing, my friend got so pissed he forgot there was a toilet right next to my sink[/QUOTE]
In that case, be thankful it was just vomit.
[QUOTE=The Genie;52606012]It baffles me that we have to pay for certain public toilets anyway.[/QUOTE]
Bonus points if you see a whole bunch of people vault over the barrier as the attendant stands there watching.
That happened twice within 10 minutes when I was last in London...
[QUOTE=meharryp;52614936]That's what I ended up doing, my friend got so pissed he forgot there was a toilet right next to my sink[/QUOTE]
my friend was so pissed once, he forgot I had an open plan kitchen with lino flooring and instead decided to run from my living room, through the hallway, into my bedroom and ended up in the bathroom. but by the time he got to the bathroom, it was already done.
fucker got sick all in my clothes drawers (I was stupid enough for leaving drawers open that morning). when I asked him why he didn't just puke on the lino floor, he said he forgot it had lino.
[QUOTE=loopoo;52615309]my friend was so pissed once, he forgot I had an open plan kitchen with lino flooring and instead decided to run from my living room, through the hallway, into my bedroom and ended up in the bathroom. but by the time he got to the bathroom, it was already done.
fucker got sick all in my clothes drawers (I was stupid enough for leaving drawers open that morning). when I asked him why he didn't just puke on the lino floor, he said he forgot it had lino.[/QUOTE]
I'd need signatures and shit before I let that g back in my house
You guys are too tolerant. Yeah make a mess, destroy my toilet whatever. Don't get so fucked you're vomming in my drawers and shit
[editline]26th August 2017[/editline]
I'm pretty houseproud
Long island pitchers the night before an 8 o clock start was a mistake. Kill me.
Do you lads ever get those train journeys, where from purchase to you leaving the destination station they don't check your ticket. So you think next time I won't buy a ticket to see what happens, but then it comes to next time and you buy a ticket because you know if you don't, that will be the day it gets checked.
Then that journey doesn't get checked again either.
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