United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;51044133]i actually do feel bad for the guy
surprised he hasn't been relocated with a different identity or anything[/QUOTE]
But from what I hear he genuinely cannot stop squeezing muscles. He's still at it.
I'd feel sorry for you if you couldn't stop squeezing muscles
Just a few months ago he claimed that his [url=http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/akinwale-arobieke-my-muscle-squeezing-11291875]muscle squeezing days are over[/url] so who knows?
On an unrelated note, someone let me have a feel of one of those new £5 notes today. Just bizarre, it doesn't feel like money.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;51041271]A prediction posted in a Whatsapp group by myself;
C4 will find increasingly weirder people each season, bringing them in entirely based on their "weirdness" rather than capacity as bakers. This will continue for around 8 years until they realise nobody has been watching it for the last 5 years. The rights to the show will be sold off to Channel 5.[/QUOTE]
The Secret Life Of Bakers
this summer has been way too hot, when will this madness end
[QUOTE=Complifusedv2;51047807]this summer has been way too hot, when will this madness end[/QUOTE]
As much as I may dislike the cold, I have to admit the heat is much more difficult to push through. Hoping it cools down soon.
[QUOTE=cr2142;51036569]I dont know why but I just sneezed all over my screen with laughter, I need to try this out
[editline]12th September 2016[/editline]
ooo sick when and where you stayin'. will make sure to meetup next week or something for freshers[/QUOTE]
Wessex lane but I don't go until the 24th
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51041460]exactly. they saw a profitable market, and thought celebrities, to maximise viewers. not long until it becomes x-factor 2.0
[editline]13th September 2016[/editline]
not long until we see Scotty T try to bake a cake, mark my fucking words
[editline]13th September 2016[/editline]
[i]orrr way ay man, this focken cake will not fuckin bake ahhh best stick me fochkin cohck inih, see if that fockhnin elps[/i][/QUOTE]
wow I got pure fucking irate over this
heading back to the UK in 5 days, what should I do lads
stay out of bognor
had kristian nairn / hodor play in our student union last night
holy fuck did he play his music at a very uncomfortable level; could physically feel my ears closing up.
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;51059460]had kristian nairn / hodor play in our student union last night
holy fuck did he play his music at a very uncomfortable level; could physically feel my ears closing up.[/QUOTE]
I was considering seeing him, but I'm just not sure if he'd actually be a decent dj or if he's only popular because of GoT. What's his track selection like?
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;51059460]had kristian nairn / hodor play in our student union last night
holy fuck did he play his music at a very uncomfortable level; could physically feel my ears closing up.[/QUOTE]
i was standing right next to the stacks, you may have been able to see my wince as his tech put the volume up and my ear plugs decided that was enough and they couldn't hold back any more
[editline]16th September 2016[/editline]
i had actually ordered new high protection ear plugs but amazon decided not to even bother trying to deliver them
[editline]16th September 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;51059477]I was considering seeing him, but I'm just not sure if he'd actually be a decent dj or if he's only popular because of GoT. What's his track selection like?[/QUOTE]
are you part of our little northern facepunch gang here
Northern gang best gang
hawayyy you cunts
[editline]16th September 2016[/editline]
[sp]I'm a southener but I go to newcastle uni[/sp]
South is best compass direction.
Holy shit lads, just had the experience of my life in Greggs
A pigeon flew through the door while I was stood in line and I basically fucking threw my phone across the room. Now the screen is dead and I'm on the phone to Vishnu at Motorola
[editline]16th September 2016[/editline]
then an old man farted in my face
[QUOTE=meharryp;51059624]Holy shit lads, just had the experience of my life in Greggs
A pigeon flew through the door while I was stood in line and I basically fucking threw my phone across the room. Now the screen is dead and I'm on the phone to Vishnu at Motorola
[editline]16th September 2016[/editline]
then an old man farted in my face[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of that video where a seagull just casually walks into a Greggs and just grabs one of the sandwiches from the meal deal selection and fucking runs out the door with it
The government cunts owe me £590 back in tax I shouldn't have paid. Tried to use their awful online system and they want me to verify my identity when I have pretty much none of the options, and their payslip records are wrong. Apparently have to wait 7 days to try again.
Hoping a phone call will sort it.
[QUOTE=madnath619;51060080]The government cunts owe me £590 back in tax I shouldn't have paid. Tried to use their awful online system and they want me to verify my identity when I have pretty much none of the options, and their payslip records are wrong. Apparently have to wait 7 days to try again.
Hoping a phone call will sort it.[/QUOTE]
They'll get that £590 back in phone time.
you're a southerner if you live south of the wall
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51060177]you're a southerner if you live south of the wall[/QUOTE]
Hadrian's Wall?
Everyone I've met from either the north or south denies the existence of the Midlands. It's all just the south/north to them.
Anyone get fucked up by the storm last night? Woke up at 6am because of the cannon going off outside my window, which was open because it [I]was[/I] hot
edit: I live just northwest of London
[QUOTE=The Rizzler;51060819]Anyone get fucked up by the storm last night? Woke up at 6am because of the cannon going off outside my window, which was open because it [I]was[/I] hot
edit: I live just northwest of London[/QUOTE]
I was already up and it was a glorious storm except for the flooding which has caused a lot of water damage but not to me so I got to enjoy all the sights and sounds.
[QUOTE=UzumakaiPatch;51060769]Everyone I've met from either the north or south denies the existence of the Midlands. It's all just the south/north to them.[/QUOTE]
there's nothing between the scottish border and northampton save for the A1
We had no storm. Just hot weather. Rip.
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