United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51106823]Apparently in Australia the salt and vinegar packets are pink
fucking savages[/QUOTE]
salt and vinegar definitely tastes more pink than it does green, to be fair.
tastes more like Saturdays to me tbh
[QUOTE=Zelpa;51108100]salt and vinegar definitely tastes more pink than it does green, to be fair.[/QUOTE]
Mate, pink is used for Prawn Cocktail cause prawns are fucking pink. Aint no pink vinegar I've ever seen.
prawn cocktail is up there with doritos chilli heatwave
The forbidden planet store is fucking incredible, shame I can't take much home
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;51104619]i wanna live like common people
;)[/QUOTE]
Don't start lad. I had immediate regret when I woke up and saw that
We have a fantastic new method of training in work since it was a pain to have training days. We don't have training days, you get the powerpoint file for the presentation and have to read through it in normal work hours :why:
Whenever I cook bacon, I always worry I did it wrong and just poisoned myself.
I've bottled and reorganised so many little aphid catches at work (using my own handwriting) I think I might be causing people to spell shit differently now
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51108627]Whenever I cook bacon, I always worry I did it wrong and just poisoned myself.[/QUOTE]
What
It is virtually impossible to cook bacon wrong
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;51106461]Sure, I will do.
Tonight was the first time I've gone to a club and had a good time. Ended up dancing for a bit and chatting to flatmates and some new people before walking home with my flat/course mate and this is far better than I ever expected freshers to be for me. until I am up for fucking 9am tomorrow morning because apparently engineering faculty don't understand freshers :suicide:[/QUOTE]
Where did you go, I was out at Oceania last night and we managed to steal an ikea trolley and ride it all the way back to our flat
[QUOTE=metallics;51109031]What
It is virtually impossible to cook bacon wrong[/QUOTE]
I never said my fear was rasher-nal. :v:
[QUOTE=Chains!;51108119]Mate, pink is used for Prawn Cocktail cause prawns are fucking pink. Aint no pink vinegar I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]
Where's this mythical green vinegar you've been having?
[QUOTE=UzumakaiPatch;51109240]Where's this mythical green vinegar you've been having?[/QUOTE]
[t]http://www.marxpantry.com/green_cucumber_vinegar-lg.jpg[/t]
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[t]http://i.imgur.com/zrh0XQu.png[/t]
Sure thing Twitter, I'll wake up at 1am to watch the debate!
[QUOTE=cr2142;51109062]Where did you go, I was out at Oceania last night and we managed to steal an ikea trolley and ride it all the way back to our flat[/QUOTE]
The cube which is the student unions club. That said I am now dead and need to sleep.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51109170]I never said my fear was rasher-nal. :v:[/QUOTE]
Did you just...
Please tell me that wasnt a setup purely for that pun
No signal even one flight of stairs down Piccadilly circus station, I'm impressed. And no free WiFi either.
Oh well, I got me some Scott pilgrim and spirited away merch
Discovered I can get into a club for free on saturday because it's basically run by my old uni and I'm one of the sad sacks with a alumni benefit card.
ladsladsladslads
[editline]26th September 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;51109671]No signal even one flight of stairs down Piccadilly circus station, I'm impressed. And no free WiFi either.
Oh well, I got me some Scott pilgrim and spirited away merch[/QUOTE]
Tube trips aren't that long. You'll manage. Just avoid talking to the locals.
Bacons so salty you can near enough eat it uncooked
[editline]26th September 2016[/editline]
And it lasts ages, you can cook and eat it as long it doesn't smell bad
Uh I didn't see an entire page of replies
Just be quiet on public transport you cunt
[editline]26th September 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Doozle;51109711]Bacons so salty you can near enough eat it uncooked
[editline]26th September 2016[/editline]
And it lasts ages, you can cook and eat it as long it doesn't smell bad
Uh I didn't see an entire page of replies[/QUOTE]
That doesn't sound right
[QUOTE=hexpunK;51109698]Discovered I can get into a club for free on saturday because it's basically run by my old uni and I'm one of the sad sacks with a alumni benefit card.
ladsladsladslads
[editline]26th September 2016[/editline]
Tube trips aren't that long. You'll manage. Just avoid talking to the locals.[/QUOTE]
I wanted to get directions on what lines to take
[QUOTE=metallics;51109578]Did you just...
Please tell me that wasnt a setup purely for that pun[/QUOTE]
A magician never reveals her secrets.
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;51109949]I wanted to get directions on what lines to take[/QUOTE]
Uhhhh my dog can read the London Underground signs.
Three hour seminar and I have really bad shits.
I'm not going to make this.
Get a bucket.
[QUOTE=SataniX;51110708]Uhhhh my dog can read the London Underground signs.[/QUOTE]
Knowing which ones connect to which and where the stations are, not so much
[media]https://twitter.com/i/moments/780703369786691584[/media]
Typical Bedford
[editline]27th September 2016[/editline]
Cock I thought that link would work in media tags
You guys don't know how to cool down your basements, do you? Same with deep tube lines
Sweating like in a sauna here
Was fucking panic stations a few moments ago, when I thought I'd lost my full birth certificate. But I found it in the huge pile of to-sort bumf tucked away in what I used last time for proof of address. Was in exile of this thread until I could prove I was born here.
But anyway, now I can get back to Amazon.
[editline]27th September 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;51116761]You guys don't know how to cool down your basements, do you? Same with deep tube lines
Sweating like in a [B]sauna[/B] here[/QUOTE]
So shouldn't you feel right at home? :v:
legit thinking about signing up for universal credit but the thought of voluntarily going into a jobcentre is a massive turnoff
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