United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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Just remember not to eat the clock, it can be time consuming
Clock pun.
these shitty puns keep coming like clockwork
good God hour you still making puns
Alright lads time out, that's enough.
This outbreak of puns is becoming rather alarming
These puns must be today's date because they are 10/10
Surely all this wisecracking has gotten out of hand by now?
like a clock hand
fuck you
Right lads, give me help here, I need advice. Someone I know is now homeless, and they have no documentation. She's from Poland but she's been here a while, but she has nothing now. No birth certificate, I don't even know if she has her national insurance number. So she can't even claim JSA. Also has no family at all. What can I do to help her and what can she do to help herself?
[QUOTE=madnath619;51185177]Right lads, give me help here, I need advice. Someone I know is now homeless, and they have no documentation. She's from Poland but she's been here a while, but she has nothing now. No birth certificate, I don't even know if she has her national insurance number. So she can't even claim JSA. Also has no family at all. What can I do to help her and what can she do to help herself?[/QUOTE]
Here legally? Citizens advice might be a good place to start
[QUOTE=metallics;51186519]Here legally? Citizens advice might be a good place to start[/QUOTE]
Seconded, the best thing is to go to the Citizens Advice Bureau - they are the experts and deal with this sort of thing on a regular basis.
Oh christ almighty. One of my CEX stores is selling Steel Battalion, including the giant ass controller it uses for £140. I might be able to snatch that up if i get the money owed to me soon, hopefully. But i remember seeing this son of a bitch in the Argos catalog during Christmas and I've wanted it ever since.
[t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Steel_Battalion_controllers.jpg[/t]
Is that not the bollocks or what?
Oh, and i saw Rise of the Robots there too, point being: I bloody love CEX.
nights out in bath are wank
[QUOTE=geogzm;51188211]nights out in bath are wank[/QUOTE]
Take the next train stop to Bristol
[QUOTE=Highwind017;51187392]Oh christ almighty. One of my CEX stores is selling Steel Battalion, including the giant ass controller it uses for £140. I might be able to snatch that up if i get the money owed to me soon, hopefully. But i remember seeing this son of a bitch in the Argos catalog during Christmas and I've wanted it ever since.
Is that not the bollocks or what?
Oh, and i saw Rise of the Robots there too, point being: I bloody love CEX.[/QUOTE]
Tried it in the Life museum, it's fucking awesome with that stuff. You'll love it I swear, you feel amazing in it.
Also fuck yea bois, guess who just got a new job
BBC Radio 6 is the dogs bollocks
[QUOTE=PyroCF;51189028]Take the next train stop to Bristol[/QUOTE]
In:Motion season!
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;51189939]BBC Radio 6 is the dogs bollocks[/QUOTE]
United Kingdom Chat Thread: The dogs bollocks edition
My nose has almost stopped with the running business but now my lungs have decided on a 'hard bexit' and are attempting to escape. But my labs are fun so there's that.
[QUOTE=PyroCF;51189028]Take the next train stop to Bristol[/QUOTE]
i do when i can :v:
Can someone explain to me how when I'm on campus, the first 3 or 4 busses head into town and away from my halls, yet when I'm at my halls looking for a bus to town I just get 3 heading the other way? This is witchcraft.
[QUOTE=geogzm;51191726]i do when i can :v:[/QUOTE]
If you want a great pub, go to the hole in the wall, just outside of Victoria square and at the bottom of Redcliffe Hill.
How safe is eating a Steak pie that's like 2 days out of date?
Should be alright. I'd eat it today though.
Rediscovered a bottle of wine I opened about two weeks ago in the little bonus fridge my landlord provided.
Fizzed a fair bit when I opened it. Definitely wasn't meant to be a bottle of bubbly. Whoops.
So I went to Leeds and actually really enjoyed myself. What part of the UK do you guys think I should visit next?
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;51189939]BBC Radio 6 is the dogs bollocks[/QUOTE]
yeah it's mint. they made an album I preordered album of the day which was nice
[QUOTE=El_Jameo;51192858]Should be alright. I'd eat it today though.[/QUOTE]
The motto of student life
If you paid more than £2 for it then there is no use by date really.
I swear Amazon just wants to annoy me.
Ordered something Monday, said itd be dispatched Tuesday arrive Thursday.
It's now midnight Wednesday and it's still not dispatched. Live chat says they're having trouble finding it in the fulfilment centre. Fuck off mate.
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