• United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=Doozle;51262359]Work has stopped, while everyone loses their shit over the bird stuck in the chimney We're mounting a rescue operation[/QUOTE] Godspeed
[QUOTE=PyroCF;51262364]Godspeed[/QUOTE] Is it you?
It was a crow, he was pretty calm once he was out. He was paraded around the building so everyone could see. He flew off quite happily once outside
[QUOTE=Morgen;51259695]Got promoted to IT Manager today. Tesla Model 3 here we come![/QUOTE] i bet you don't even ITIL
Wew, had my first "facepunch meetup" with my lad windows098, came down to my town from peteborough on the x1, we watched dr strange and had kfc where they took 20 minutes to give us food and kept shouting at each other total lad
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;51249309]Accidentally bought myself a family meal at KFC once, I forgot what the 4 piece was called and got the 12 piece instead Didn't realise anything was up until she asked for £12, but I was too polite to change my order[/QUOTE] Me and shotz had that today and we couldn't even finsh it. I feel your pain.
[QUOTE=windows098;51265309]Me and shotz had that today and we couldn't even finsh it. I feel your pain.[/QUOTE] i still feel slightly dead from that, and the second sweetcorn side is still in my bag but the thing is i had a voucher that makes the 12 piece the same price as the 8 piece of £14.49 so i didnt lose out on too much kinda [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] you ate fuck all tho lad
neonpie needs to get his shit together and come down to the spitifire cos cr is buying him a pint
cr2142, we need to sort our FP meetup. Illness and work have distracted me. [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] Great minds etc
[QUOTE=Shotz;51264832]Wew, had my first "facepunch meetup" with my lad windows098, came down to my town from peteborough on the x1, we watched dr strange and had kfc where they took 20 minutes to give us food and kept shouting at each other total lad[/QUOTE] did u touch eachothers penises [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] if anyone in manc wants to touch my penis we too can arrange a meetup, i'm feeling left out here
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;51265406]cr2142, we need to sort our FP meetup. Illness and work have distracted me. [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] Great minds etc[/QUOTE] aye you got a week off next week bud?
[QUOTE=zerosix;51265434]did u touch eachothers penises [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] if anyone in manc wants to touch my penis we too can arrange a meetup, i'm feeling left out here[/QUOTE] I'm in stoke if you want to meet halfway and have a right old poke around
[QUOTE=zerosix;51265434]did u touch eachothers penises [editline]26th October 2016[/editline] if anyone in manc wants to touch my penis we too can arrange a meetup, i'm feeling left out here[/QUOTE] I don't live in Manc anymore (finished uni) but go up to visit every other month. I'll drop you a line when I'm next in that neck of the woods.
Just saw that Rob Beckett has a youtube channel. Plays FIFA with other British Comedians, actually pretty funny. Done videos with Romesh Ranganathan, Alex Brooker, Josh Widdicombe, and a few others.
I'm an idiot and somehow have 20 days of holiday to take before the end of the year. I could have have almost every Monday and Friday off from here to Christmas. How has this happened
[QUOTE=Shotz;51264832]Wew, had my first "facepunch meetup" with my lad windows098, came down to my town from peteborough on the x1, we watched dr strange and had kfc where they took 20 minutes to give us food and kept shouting at each other total lad[/QUOTE] sounds romantic
[QUOTE][IMG]https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14524377_10205882976433610_8008624914082005947_o.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] havin' a flat party tonight, hope someone doesn't steal my door tbh
that place is fucking huge Where I stay its five per flat (1 kitchen and 1 bathroom) and the fun is trying to fit people in the tiny kitchens
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51274496]that place is fucking huge Where I stay its five per flat (1 kitchen and 1 bathroom) and the fun is trying to fit people in the tiny kitchens[/QUOTE] I'm jelly, mines so much smaller (but my flatmates are really lovely). That said it's super convinient for the uni. In other news I'm heading home now for the first time since coming to uni. Looking forward to seeing people. [editline]28th October 2016[/editline] Pro tip, remember which card you bought tickets with. I left the right one at my flat. At least I left enough time. Assuming this bus moves eventually.
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51274496]that place is fucking huge Where I stay its five per flat (1 kitchen and 1 bathroom) and the fun is trying to fit people in the tiny kitchens[/QUOTE] im in on suite private halls with 6 in a flat, its pretty cosy. tonight was a success though, had about 40 people in the kitchen at once at its peak, got a our flat and next door, a bunch of friends of friends as well as a shit ton of random people from our halls. bunch of people from my course came died of laughter at one point when I went into my room to take a piss and found 6 people from my course sitting on my bed eating my hidden stash of milky bars while googling the flag I had on the wall for apparently 40 minutes. Nothing was stolen, but I think I pulled of a decent doctor who costume currently eating chicken dippers and chilling to George Benson, sobered up and can't sleep
[QUOTE=cr2142;51276925]im in on suite private halls with 6 in a flat, its pretty cosy. tonight was a success though, had about 40 people in the kitchen at once at its peak, got a our flat and next door, a bunch of friends of friends as well as a shit ton of random people from our halls. bunch of people from my course came died of laughter at one point when I went into my room to take a piss and found 6 people from my course sitting on my bed eating my hidden stash of milky bars while googling the flag I had on the wall for apparently 40 minutes. Nothing was stolen, but I think I pulled of a decent doctor who costume currently eating chicken dippers and chilling to George Benson, sobered up and can't sleep[/QUOTE] who the fuck wanders into some random person's room and starts eating their shit
[QUOTE=Hezzy;51277645]who the fuck wanders into some random person's room and starts eating their shit[/QUOTE] My flat did it to a guy's chocolate collection on the night of the stolen trolley.
Got 78% in my first computing module lads :smug:
[QUOTE=Hezzy;51277645]who the fuck wanders into some random person's room and starts eating their shit[/QUOTE] My flat came into my room often and trashed it. TBF they didn't do it with anything expensive and never threw it around. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17094269/IMAG0014.jpg[/t] That's nearing 2 years ago now... Strange how you actually kind of miss that shit :V [sp]Couldn't find any lube so I think I'm safe[/sp]
[video=youtube;Th4VLVjj6L0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4VLVjj6L0[/video] that's about the length and breadth of hijinks i got up to at university
Since we're in the mood of posting flat pics... [t]https://a.pomf.cat/qfhibt.JPG[/t] Live by myself in this single bedroom flat opposite the uni in Paisley. Quite nice.
So there was an accidental car collision outside my house. No-one hurt though.
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51279785]Toxx: If Evan McMullin wins Utah, I will bake a celebratory cake.[/QUOTE] I do hope this happens, sounds like fun tbh
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51280602]I do hope this happens, sounds like fun tbh[/QUOTE] Mines a trade-off because at uni I can download/upload super fast and my ping in cs is tiny but I can't get decent connection to wow.
My city of Glasgow is polluted with Justin Beiber fans rn while he's shitting his music over our arenas.
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