• United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=metallics;51297448]This is pooping all over my company at the moment and it's someones fuck up, does that count? [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37823554[/url][/QUOTE] Well, it's certainly reassuring to know that there's always someone who's fucked up more than I have. Thank you.
[QUOTE=dead60;51297425]Anyone got a work place fuck up story so that this poor sod can feel better?[/QUOTE] I've got a job related fuck-up if that counts? Had an interview with the RAF a few days ago, found out today that I failed and have a 1 year hiatus until I can re-apply again. Hope that offers some sort of re-assurance that you didn't screw up as bad as someone else haha. [sp]Now that I've re-read this it feels like I'm some attention whoring prick. Wasn't the intention... shit[/sp]
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51297474]Still up for L4D2 with anyone here until Sunday. I'm free nearly all day.[/QUOTE] I'm busy atm but I'll install it and get a game going soon, add me on Steam if ye fancy.
My hotel room is a smoking room, I didn't even realise that was a thing here. It's like I've got back in time. Don't think my colleague is too happy about his room; he doesn't smoke.
[QUOTE=Doozle;51299642]My hotel room is a smoking room, I didn't even realise that was a thing here. It's like I've got back in time. Don't think my colleague is too happy about his room; he doesn't smoke.[/QUOTE] trying to push myself to stop since my halls are obviously no smoking and its two flights of stairs every time I fancy a fag fucking pain in the ass, smoked out of the window for 2 weeks but then my maintenance team found out and starting giving us angry letters
smoke and arrange the ash so it spells "fuck maintenance"
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;51298258]I'm busy atm but I'll install it and get a game going soon, add me on Steam if ye fancy.[/QUOTE] Done, discoinferno118
Quick, I need to offend an English person. He doesn't know much about geography and isn't in sports. What do I say?
call him a cunt
I don't want to actually hurt his feelings, I just want to offend him I've tried saying Chelsea sucks at football, that Falklands belong to Argentina, and that the French are better kissers, but to no avail
tell him your bants are shite and your mums a slapper
That worked, thanks
Tell him his Dad sells Avon.
He didn't get it. Neither do I. What's Avon?
[QUOTE=Samiam22;51301774]He didn't get it. Neither do I. What's Avon?[/QUOTE] It's a door to door makeup catalogue.
[QUOTE=PyroCF;51301592]Tell him his Dad sells Avon.[/QUOTE] Fuck sake I wanted to suggest this [editline]3rd November 2016[/editline] Dad pars > mum pars Everyone expects a mum par, cut through that emasculate mans dad
Brexit might be blocked by MPs thanks to the high court. There is hope.
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[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51297474]Still up for L4D2 with anyone here until Sunday. I'm free nearly all day.[/QUOTE] I'm not free tomorrow, and might be busy on sat but I'll reinstall it incase I get some free time over the weekend.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51300773]smoke and arrange the ash so it spells "fuck maintenance"[/QUOTE] Reminds me of my mate that burnt his name into the carpet of his living room in halls using deodorant. Lmfao, halls are just the perfect thing for doing dumb shit.
if you guys want to feel better i fucked up car up today [editline]3rd November 2016[/editline] [IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5707/30641430632_8271937864_c.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51302829]if you guys want to feel better i fucked up car up today [editline]3rd November 2016[/editline] [IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5707/30641430632_8271937864_c.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Jesus, it could always be worse. My dad crashed a brand new Merc rental last year (Because he's a posh git), apparently they have a glitch where the engine cuts off when stopped, which also means that you can't use the breaks either, he tore the entire front bumper off it.
yeah, i just misjudged the space, swung in too quick and crunch
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51302936]yeah, i just misjudged the space, swung in too quick and crunch[/QUOTE] Another car or a wall?
[QUOTE=Dorkslayz;51302950]Another car or a wall?[/QUOTE] luckily a wall
Hello UK thread, im here to spread the Joy of Taskmaster to you all, a pretty damn funny TV show creaed by Dave of all places. I binged the whole lot over 4 days and found it stupidly good fun. Check it out mugs
[QUOTE=Fr3ddi3;51308694]Hello UK thread, im here to spread the Joy of Taskmaster to you all, a pretty damn funny TV show creaed by Dave of all places. I binged the whole lot over 4 days and found it stupidly good fun. Check it out mugs[/QUOTE] Mentioned it a few months ago while series 2 was on. No one listened.
sorry lads uni student here haven't got TV license otherwise the boys in blue are gonna be round to see whats up
you can watch as long as it isn't plugged into the wall :downs:
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51308956]you can watch as long as it isn't plugged into the wall :downs:[/QUOTE] I'd like to see them prove whether my laptop was plugged in to the wall/my PC monitor at the time.
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