• United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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My mum met my girlfriend the morning after she stayed round. She wasn't my gf at the time
im single as fuck and everyone here has a boyfriend stick to my principles but still fack
i only have room in my life for mongolian throat singing and tesco shopping
My mates dad used to take him to Mongolian throat singing lessons. His dad was weird
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on the topic of girls, fuck em. I was getting on pretty well with this greek girl at my uni, we both like shitpostbot and various other pages on FB so I was expecting a marriage tbh we went back to hers after a night out and a few days down the line she tells me she's not over her ex and wants to go separate ways, gracious what a pickle
I'm abstaining from any vague hint of intimacy r/n, fun times on one hand though it makes me not feel bad about spending my spare time getting high and watching hours worth of we are number one videos on youtube with the flat
i would ask for someone to explain why we are number one has reached peak meme reccently but i chose instead to believe in meme magic. all I know is my youtube recommendations are fucked now. not even once, its hard memes. mother warned me about those gateway memes and i just ignored her
the we are number one memes are fucking amazing
tbh we r number one is a banging tune all lazytown songs are fucking great [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maJew3_kQ9M[/media] aw yh
I'm personally a fan of we are number one but well uh technically nah
I have no idea whats going on with the Lazytown stuff but the whole Ted Cruz Delegates saga has me in fucking tears.
So, what does everyone/anyone think of Sandi Toksvig as host of QI? The show's still hilarious, but things get a little more out of hand in the new series.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51355600]on the topic of girls, fuck em. I was getting on pretty well with this greek girl at my uni, we both like shitpostbot and various other pages on FB so I was expecting a marriage tbh we went back to hers after a night out and a few days down the line she tells me she's not over her ex and wants to go separate ways, gracious what a pickle[/QUOTE] Had something similar tbh. Met a girl at Freshers, we've been hanging out ever since. Totally fell in love with her. Seemed like she was 'the one'. Kissed loads but never fucked. Thursday we went to watch Dr Strange and I finally decided to get an answer whether we would ever be together. Said she's 'complicated' and doesn't want a relationship at the moment. Ended on pretty neutral terms but eh. Probably dodged a bullet somewhere though. Back to being an (almost) 20 year old never-had-a-gf virgin. There's always alcohol and Amsterdam in April.
My gfs parents are coming up for the weekend, I don't know why, she sees them all the time. It means I've got to get dressed and go into town with them I just want some peace fam, you get me? [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] She saw them literally 10 days ago
[QUOTE=Doozle;51358672]My gfs parents are coming up for the weekend, I don't know why, she sees them all the time. It means I've got to get dressed and go into town with them I just want some peace fam, you get me? [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] She saw them literally 10 days ago[/QUOTE] Have you tried telling her you'd like to just chill for the weekend?
i spent 20 min in a half-asleep daze listening to a lazy town remix and reading about how they produce it in a purpose built studio with the worlds largest greenscreen or something in sweden [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] thanks uk chat
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51358563]So, what does everyone/anyone think of Sandi Toksvig as host of QI? The show's still hilarious, but things get a little more out of hand in the new series.[/QUOTE] I've only watched 1 episode so far, but I was surprised because it hardly felt like Fry was gone. So yeah, I'd say the new QI is pretty good.
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;51358551]I have no idea whats going on with the Lazytown stuff but the whole Ted Cruz Delegates saga has me in fucking tears.[/QUOTE] [I]DANALD! HAND ME THE DELEGATES![/I]
[QUOTE=benbb;51358588]Had something similar tbh. [B]Met a girl at Freshers[/B], we've been hanging out ever since. Totally fell in love with her. Seemed like she was 'the one'. Kissed loads but never fucked. Thursday we went to watch Dr Strange and I finally decided to get an answer whether we would ever be together. Said she's 'complicated' and doesn't want a relationship at the moment. Ended on pretty neutral terms but eh. Probably dodged a bullet somewhere though. Back to being an (almost) 20 year old never-had-a-gf virgin. There's always alcohol and Amsterdam in April.[/QUOTE] meeting a girl at freshers doesn't mean she's the one, there isn't a 'one'
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;51359526]meeting a girl at freshers doesn't mean she's the one, there isn't a 'one'[/QUOTE] Well as close to 'the one' as I've ever met. I disagree with the fact you say there isn't a 'one' though. I'm looking for someone to be long-term with; can't be arsed with short-term flings and FWB-type scenarios. Then again she's the first girl I've ever kissed with meaning so you can tell I'm not very experienced with this.
[QUOTE=benbb;51359675]Well as close to 'the one' as I've ever met. I disagree with the fact you say there isn't a 'one' though. I'm looking for someone to be long-term with; can't be arsed with short-term flings and FWB-type scenarios. Then again she's the first girl I've ever kissed with meaning so you can tell I'm not very experienced with this.[/QUOTE] try some fun dating, going for drinks, meeting new people that kind of shit - your first gf will not be long term and you need to make mistakes to lear
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51358991]i spent 20 min in a half-asleep daze listening to a lazy town remix and reading about how they produce it in a purpose built studio with the worlds largest greenscreen or something in sweden [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] thanks uk chat[/QUOTE] congratulations. you are now number one.
I got with one of my mates again last night, and she was like come back to mine but we're not having sex. Thought she was bluffing, she wasn't. Blue balled. [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] Fuck 2nd year
I sure love how every time I walk past the bins outside rats scurry across to the bushes on the other side
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;51359895]I got with one of my mates again last night, and she was like come back to mine but we're not having sex. Thought she was bluffing, she wasn't. Blue balled. [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] Fuck 2nd year[/QUOTE] murder her
You can't just murder someone for not having sex with you.
Yeah not cool g
Off out for a house party for the first time in months. Lets hope my body actually lets me drink this time and doesn't just shit the bed instantly. I've got a lot of rum to get rid of after all.
You need a more legitimate justification for murder definitely.
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