• United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=cyclocius;51360085]You need a more legitimate justification for murder definitely.[/QUOTE] At the very least they need to have taken the last chocolate digestive. Anything less is unjustifiable.
or stolen leftover dominos
[QUOTE=a-cookie;51359929]murder her[/QUOTE] this is one of those jokes that isn't funny in like any context
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;51360125]or stolen leftover dominos[/QUOTE] my cleaners keep stealing our leftover dominos best part is they keep taking it out the fridge and leaving it on the table, so its pretty fucking obvious that they are stealing it
[IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5475/30825262372_0d3db5f53f_c.jpg[/IMG] lads, today i do this in the name of science 20 min after the oven, i'm presented with this [IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5534/22763380478_11a823d5ea_z.jpg[/IMG] it's grim, but could always be worse [IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5573/30853639181_04665784f2.jpg[/IMG] serving suggestion [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] update after four bites: it tastes of literally nothing with the vague smell of horse meat and batter [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] it's also a worrying shade of red inside (i cooked it for 3-4 min longer than packet suggested)
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51360303][IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5475/30825262372_0d3db5f53f_c.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] "Proudly made in Scotland" Sounds about right.
for 86p + elec costs to oven cook this pathetic excuse for a meal it's not actually awful. anyone that pays £2 for one is out of their mind though
Looks like a spastic spam fritter
[IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5570/30825342552_e07031ece1_z.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51360312]for 86p + elec costs to oven cook this pathetic excuse for a meal it's not actually awful. anyone that pays £2 for one is out of their mind though[/QUOTE] Where'd the other 36p come from?
[QUOTE=Chains!;51360337]Where'd the other 36p come from?[/QUOTE] the roll
[QUOTE=cr2142;51360278]my cleaners keep stealing our leftover dominos best part is they keep taking it out the fridge and leaving it on the table, so its pretty fucking obvious that they are stealing it[/QUOTE] I kind of miss the cleaners in halls but not really because they're almost pointless and they fucking resent everyone "Aye we canny clean your living area because it's too dirty" Fuck off [editline]12th November 2016[/editline] Though students are fucking grim tbf can't really blame them for being salty
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51360331][IMG]https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5570/30825342552_e07031ece1_z.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] that looks fucking grim
Only person at this party so far without any kind of costume. Costumes are fucking effort man.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;51360575]Only person at this party so far without any kind of costume. Costumes are fucking effort man.[/QUOTE] i just put my suit on and said i was james bond last time i had to go to a costume party. literally 0 effort, you look nice if your suit is nice + conversation starter/people find it funny that you put no effort in
it's been just over an hour since i ate that abomination and i feel fucking terrible
all i've eaten in the past 24 hours is 20 birdseyes chicken nuggets, a pack of instant noodles, and a greggs pastry. Im disgusting.
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;51361034]all i've eaten in the past 24 hours is 20 birdseyes chicken nuggets, a pack of instant noodles, and a greggs pastry. Im disgusting.[/QUOTE] The Uni diet.
student loan's still not come in and I've been on the emergency tax band for a month [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8KLSNFmAss[/media]
My first response to a friend who's closed the door to her room with me in it and who's complaining about their "not-boyfriend" . "I dunno how I can help with that tbh" Relationship guru. £20/h no refunds.
just-eat is a worse drug than anything I've ever taken no, a chips cheese and curry sauce with a 12 inch pizza is not what I need right now, but my fucking god do I want is so badly
Mistake made. Friend from above looked bummed. I've been sleeping on their staircase up to this point. So I tell them to take a seat and let agony aunt hex unfuck it. Relationship advice pro bono I'm not expecting any recommendations soon
All you needed to do was listen to them bitch and nod a bit
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51362032]All you needed to do was listen to them bitch and nod a bit[/QUOTE] Sleeping during this bitching doesn't go down well. Just a word of warning.
Oi lads, do you know if it's possible to cancel a payment transfer from a bank account that was to be paid immediately?
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;51361717]just-eat is a worse drug than anything I've ever taken [/QUOTE] Pretty sure Just Eat and Deliveroo are directly responsible for my overdraft / waistline. [editline]13th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=madnath619;51362365]Oi lads, do you know if it's possible to cancel a payment transfer from a bank account that was to be paid immediately?[/QUOTE] Usually not
I feel like I should post some cooking recipes for you uni lads. Please don't eat anymore of those godawful battered burgers. I've got an ace recipe for beef ragu, yes it takes 6 hours in a casserole pot but you get 6 portions/meals out of it and the ladies go wild for my ragu ;)
i've been living off of rustlers and hobnobs the past few days im a fucking pig [editline]13th November 2016[/editline] or am i a god
i realised i ate too many rustlers when my clubcard vouchers all revolved around microwave rib sandwiches and cheeseburgers
wait you guys still get actual vouchers for things? [editline]13th November 2016[/editline] I only get "here's £2 off for spending £200 with us"
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