United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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dark fruits or get out
just kidding, i've never even drank dark fruits, nor do i drink cider
fuck me I'm gold
congrats, now you get access to what is basically just WAYT but dog pictures and rami malek
(i'm not saying *what* that is specifically though, you'll have to find out for yourself eh)
Is it 2k posts and 5 years then? If so I have a month or so to go.
[editline]7th December 2016[/editline]
My coursework is due tomorrow and the intranet is broken so I can't hand it in (I am in labs all day)
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;51494518]congrats, now you get access to what is basically just WAYT but dog pictures and rami malek
(i'm not saying *what* that is specifically though, you'll have to find out for yourself eh)[/QUOTE]
wow it's terrible in there
would i have made the 5 year mark?
[editline]8th December 2016[/editline]
oh my life is awful
My dog just threw up all over my bed. While I was sleeping there. Washing dog sick out while trying not to be sick yourself is so fun.
Mrs is off to Barcelona for the weekend, free house for me, time for hookers and blow.
Anyone else seen today's Daily Mail headline? "MPs speak for people"
I mean... isn't that their fucking job?
My car broke down, alternator is dead. I lost all my instruments and I thought I could limp home but the battery couldn't hack it and it died.
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;51497169]Mrs is off to Barcelona for the weekend, free house for me, time for hookers and blow.[/QUOTE]
Reality: lots of video games and masturbating. Weekends alone are the best.
[QUOTE=Doozle;51497347]Reality: lots of video games and masturbating. Weekends alone are the best.[/QUOTE]
lmfao, it's gonna be a weekend of the last guardian, weed and booze and masturbating.
Just going to copy and paste this chatlog which I was talking to a friend while in the great lesson, british values.
[QUOTE]unironic depression: AH YEAH I'M IN MY FAVIOUTE LESSION
unironic depression: WHERE WE TALK ABOUT HOW CONSPIRICY THEORIES ARE ILLEGAL AND THAT WE SHOULD LOVE BRITIAN
Imapigtoo: wow that sounds like propaganda
unironic depression: yeah that is literally
unironic depression: the entire lession
unironic depression: AH YES MY FAVIOUTE TOPIC OF THIS LESSON
unironic depression: WHY THE ROYAL FAMILY ARE GREAT
unironic depression: the lesson is literally
unironic depression: "british values"
unironic depression: that's the name of the lesson
Imapigtoo: why is the royal family great?
unironic depression: because its royal
unironic depression: and because its british
Imapigtoo: and because they don't crossbreed
Imapigtoo: pure incest
unironic depression: now we're learning about tea
unironic depression: this is
unironic depression: unironic
Imapigtoo: tea?
Imapigtoo: that you got from india
unironic depression: yes
unironic depression: china actually
Imapigtoo: india and china
Imapigtoo: tea is india's biggest export
Imapigtoo: iirc
unironic depression: "Why is democracy important?"
unironic depression: someone then yelled "TRUMP 2016"
unironic depression: good
unironic depression: this is fucking unironic
unironic depression: I love it
Imapigtoo: the trumby always speagles his mind
unironic depression: WHAT IS IMPORTANT ABOUT FISH AND CHIPS
Imapigtoo: the CUCKS!!!111 cant handle his trulings facts
Imapigtoo: do you want vinegar or salt?
Imapigtoo: ye
unironic depression: I want to die
Imapigtoo: LONG
Imapigtoo: RULE
Imapigtoo: BRITANNIA
unironic depression: BRITIAN IS SO DIVERSE WHICH EMBRACES EVERY CULTURE EVER
Imapigtoo: what about the aboriginals in new zealand
Imapigtoo: where did they go
unironic depression: shhh
unironic depression: deus vult
Imapigtoo: ok
unironic depression: "WE KILLED ALOT OF PEOPLE IN THE EMPIRE"
Imapigtoo: tbh it's a bit unfair to judge based on previous actions
Imapigtoo: like WAY previous
unironic depression: "OUR HEALTH SERVICES ARE THE BEST"
unironic depression: (even though its been intentionally underfunded to be sold off by the conservative goverment)
unironic depression: I'm geniunely like
unironic depression: this is some 1984 tier shit
unironic depression: they actually showed us a video
unironic depression: saying that if you saw someone watching conspiracy theories
unironic depression: or believing in conspiracy theories
unironic depression: you should report them to the police
Imapigtoo: what the fuck
Imapigtoo: what school is this
unironic depression: because they might be terrorists
Imapigtoo: who's lecturing you
Imapigtoo: holy SHIT
Imapigtoo: IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
unironic depression: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN BY
unironic depression: 1984 TIER
unironic depression: SHIT
Imapigtoo: THAT NEW LAW YOUR COUNTRY PASSED
Imapigtoo: ABOUT SUPER FUCKING GOOD TRACKING AND SHIT?
unironic depression: yeah
Imapigtoo: LIKE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE
Imapigtoo: AND STORING YOU HISTORY
Imapigtoo: OH MAN
Imapigtoo: IT'S NOT 1984
Imapigtoo: IT'S NOW
Imapigtoo: 2016
unironic depression: AND THE BEST PART IS
unironic depression: NO
Imapigtoo: 2016!
unironic depression: LISTEN
unironic depression: NONE OF THIS WOULD OF BEEN ABLE TO BE PASSED
unironic depression: IF WE WERE APART OF THE EU
Imapigtoo: OH YEAH
unironic depression: "THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH BROTHERHOOD BETWEEN EACHOVER, WE NEED TO BECOME A COMMUNITY ONCE AGAIN AND LIVE IN HARMONY"
unironic depression: "WE CAN ONLY GET THIS BY BEING BRITISHw
unironic depression: WHAT THE UFCK
Imapigtoo: WHAT THE FUCK
Imapigtoo: who is the teacher
unironic depression: THIS IS A NATIONAL THING
unironic depression: THEY SHOW THIS SHIT
unironic depression: IN EVERY SCHOOL
unironic depression: EVERY COLLEGE
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TL;DR version we're being forced to learn about why conspiarcys are bad and that you should report anyone that thinks it to the police. I think they might actually pull me and try to start questioning me or something because argued with the teacher about why we needed this and how rather worrying it all seemed to me. oops
prevent is the biggest threat to free speech on campuses
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;51494157]dark fruits or get out
just kidding, i've never even drank dark fruits, nor do i drink cider[/QUOTE]
Kopparberg is pretty nice and that 'Old Mout' stuff.
I'm more of a beer or vodka-mix guy though.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51497560]prevent is the biggest threat to free speech on campuses[/QUOTE]
what is prevent? explain
[QUOTE=benbb;51497916]Kronenburg is pretty nice and that 'Old Mout' stuff.
I'm more of a beer or vodka-mix guy though.[/QUOTE]
kronenburg is beer init? I think you might mean kopparburg which is decent, but too sweet imo
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51499706]kronenburg is beer init? I think you might mean kopparburg which is decent, but too sweet imo[/QUOTE]
All of them are too sweet.
I haven't drank cider properly since I was 16 and drank 7 cans of strongbow during a screening of the sex and the city film. That was in 2008
Even the smell of cider makes me feel sick. Oddly enough my dad hasn't drunk cider in about 50 years under similar circumstances (I don't think he saw a SATC film though)
I like me some kopparburg, but i also love me some ginger beer.
I often try and give something new a drink when i buy stuff or go out, i'm going to have to do that more often so i can actually talk about what we're selling while i do bar work. Especially Craft Beers, i think i've only had thst Brew Dog and i wasnt a big fan of it.
Always nice when you have a very limited amount of free time and spend it waiting for people who apparently can't read a facebook post and comprehend that 7:30 on thursday means 7:30 on thursday.
I got my car back, and they washed it and it looks quality.
It no longer looks like a knackered 14 year old car
[B]Bam Bam Pow
I Want My Guns and i want them NOW >:^([/B]
How is everyone, i'm [I]t o t a l l y doing media work[/I].
[QUOTE=Doozle;51502692]I got my car back, and they washed it and it looks quality.
It no longer looks like a knackered 14 year old car[/QUOTE]
Just picked mine up out of storage this morning 'cos I've got to move.
Not ideal as I was going to leave it in there until March-ish time.
[QUOTE=AutismoPiggo;51503037]How is everyone, i'm [I]t o t a l l y doing media work[/I].[/QUOTE]
I'm just sitting here taking pictures of my dog
[QUOTE=AutismoPiggo;51503037][B]Bam Bam Pow
I Want My Guns and i want them NOW >:^([/B]
How is everyone, i'm [I]t o t a l l y doing media work[/I].[/QUOTE]
i remember when i was at school and used to piss around at any opportunity on the computers, great times. everyone always tell you when you're there that school is the best time of your life but i never believed them, i want to be 16 again :(
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;51498551]what is prevent? explain[/QUOTE]
basically every school/college has to talk about british values and such and what it means to be british every week and talking about why britian is so great while also telling you to report suspicious people to the police (even if they watch conspircacy theories, they made that very clear to report people who believe theories.) in an effort to prevent terorrism. It's some thought crime 1984 style shit.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51499706]kronenburg is beer init? I think you might mean kopparburg which is decent, but too sweet imo[/QUOTE]
Yeah. My bad. Confusing :v:
[video=youtube;C0_1g5FVYAc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc[/video]
the next gordon ramsey
It's my work christmas party tonight. Fuck that shit, I'm staying home. I got my ciders, my curry, gonna chill out.
What's everyone else up to tonight?
[QUOTE=dead60;51504524]It's my work christmas party tonight. Fuck that shit, I'm staying home. I got my ciders, my curry, gonna chill out.
What's everyone else up to tonight?[/QUOTE]
Same here. Been bothered for the past week by staff to go but I honestly cannot be fucked.
On another note my local Tescos must of over stocked on 500ml bottles of coke because they are selling them for 5p each. I just filled a box with 50 bottles for £2.50
In a way I'm kinda bummed I'm not going to my work do. But at the same time I don't really want to wear semi-formal/formal attire, and the food choices weren't great for me. Everyone who I somewhat regularly talk to at the office is bummed I'm not going too, mainly because every party I've been too they've wondered how my skeletal frame hasn't just left this mortal plane with the amount I've managed to drink.
Got some family junk going down anyway, decent trade off tbh.
Toppest tip. An entire 75cl bottle of wine is not to be drunk like a single shot. You will hurt.
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