United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=ElectronicG19;51551157]Do they go to training camps for that or something?
"BEEEEEEEG EEEEEEEEESHU LAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYDEEEEEE" - My local Big Issue seller.
[editline]19th December 2016[/editline]
How old is he?[/QUOTE]
Chronologically 18, emotionally 55.
My boss is giving everyone a presentation tomorrow on "How to influence americans"
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Kill me
[editline]19th December 2016[/editline]
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Kill me now.
"low context communications"
sounds about right
Merry Christmas Nathan, you're no longer employed for no fault of your own.
[QUOTE=geogzm;51547692]so even when the [i]head chef of a turtle bay[/i] cooks edibles, they don't get me high
i feel as if my metabolism is to blame here[/QUOTE]
LMAO which head chef is doin that, I know a fair few of those lads from the staff dos we do
Went to a christmas party with all my home friends and they're the fucking best.
[QUOTE=geogzm;51547692]so even when the [i]head chef of a turtle bay[/i] cooks edibles, they don't get me high
i feel as if my metabolism is to blame here[/QUOTE]
i did half a space cake in amsterdam and didnt give it enough time to kick in before i had a spliff, i was walking around the city like a fucking mannequin
I just woke up 10 minutes before I was meant to be in work and rushed like a total fucking bellend, forgetting that I swapped shifts and I'm not in til 4. Why do I put myself in these situations?
I got the scholarship I interviewed for a while ago, so really cool work and loadsa money :dance:
[editline]23rd December 2016[/editline]
In other news: tuition fees for current students are also going up by £250 :suicide:
Dear European Friends, December 19th is another sad day for Europe. It symbolizes the total fall of the sick ideology of multiculturalism. We dedicate our prayers to victims and their families. But we cannot only pray. European cities, especially in Western Europe and Scandinavia, are not safe anymore. Paris, Brussels, Nice, Munich, Berlin… Europe is full of blood. Innocent people have become victims of immigrants who don’t belong to Europe. Everyone knows that it is only a matter of time before islamists organize another attack. Murders, rapes, robberies – this is the new reality in Europe. But political leaders still invite immigrants to Europe. We have no doubts that the only one place for politicians like Angela Merkel is in prison. It is the last chance to rebel against those who destroy our Europe. It is also to time to put aside historical hostilities and stand together against multiculturalism and its result – the islamization of Europe. We call all European patriots to a common effort. The future must belong to us! The All-Polish Youth
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[QUOTE=WhyNott;51575003]Dear European Friends, December 19th is another sad day for Europe. It symbolizes the total fall of the sick ideology of multiculturalism. We dedicate our prayers to victims and their families. But we cannot only pray. European cities, especially in Western Europe and Scandinavia, are not safe anymore. Paris, Brussels, Nice, Munich, Berlin… Europe is full of blood. Innocent people have become victims of immigrants who don’t belong to Europe. Everyone knows that it is only a matter of time before islamists organize another attack. Murders, rapes, robberies – this is the new reality in Europe. But political leaders still invite immigrants to Europe. We have no doubts that the only one place for politicians like Angela Merkel is in prison. It is the last chance to rebel against those who destroy our Europe. It is also to time to put aside historical hostilities and stand together against multiculturalism and its result – the islamization of Europe. We call all European patriots to a common effort. The future must belong to us! The All-Polish Youth[/QUOTE]
Did the price of Freddo bars go up again or something?
Just got an offer from the University of York. Going to wait on Sussex and Nottingham for their decisions but York seems like a really nice uni so I'm pretty stoked.
[QUOTE=F.X Clampazzo;51575499]Just got an offer from the University of York. Going to wait on Sussex and Nottingham for their decisions but York seems like a really nice uni so I'm pretty stoked.[/QUOTE]
What course are you doing?
snip I don't wanna engage that guy from the last page actually
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;51575888]What course are you doing?[/QUOTE]
Electrical engineering all the way. I find mechanical engineering to be sorta meh.
Oh did that polish guy come into your thread and say that too? He was in our thread and wrote the exact same thing
he was in the polish chat thread too, but he wrote it in polish for some reason
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;51577531]I'm no mi6 analyst but maybe it's because people in the polish chat speak polish.[/QUOTE]
what?
just got told off for forgetting to open the window after doing a shit at me mum's gaff
ah do miss home like
[QUOTE=F.X Clampazzo;51576878]Electrical engineering all the way. I find mechanical engineering to be sorta meh.[/QUOTE]
Have fun with that. I'm doing electronic, so I touch a lot of electrical stuff right now and a lot of it is pretty interesting, but not very much programming involved.
I'm having a guilty pleasure overload. Blankety blank back on for a one-off, and the chuckle brothers are on it.
I am most likely going to be sanctioned for spending the day wrapping presents for people I actually care about rather than giving my time away to a faceless, uncaring corporation to pack endless presents for people I don't even know.
#LateStageCapitalism #ThisIsntTwitter
[QUOTE=madnath619;51568592]Merry Christmas Nathan, you're no longer employed for no fault of your own.[/QUOTE]
That sucks man. I think I'm going to have to find a new job in the year as well, my boss is a bit of an egotistical cunt.
Merry crimbo cunts
Merry christmas let's get fucked
[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;51577645]Have fun with that. I'm doing electronic, so I touch a lot of electrical stuff right now and a lot of it is pretty interesting, but not very much programming involved.[/QUOTE]
I'm currently studying first year for it here in the US and tbh I'm not super into programming. Here Java is on the required course plan so I'm getting the fuck out of dodge before that trash ends up in my brain.
I'd rather learn no programming than learn Java. I'm already semi-experienced with c++ and LUA so.
I accidentally bought an extra Christmas choccy tray for my half-sister's spawn to unwrap at Christmas. I was going to wrap it up anyway and label it as "Ugly stupid loserface" and see who unwrapped it and declared themselves a ugle stupid loserface in the name of greed but my mother needed another present for my full-sister's spawn so I gave to her. What could have been...
Merry Christmas you fucking degenerates.
Merry christmas everyone! Time to get rat arsed.
[QUOTE=F.X Clampazzo;51575499]Just got an offer from the University of York. Going to wait on Sussex and Nottingham for their decisions but York seems like a really nice uni so I'm pretty stoked.[/QUOTE]
I went to York Uni for 5 years and was happy there. Get to know the town, all the little bars and pubs, and it'll be great. Good transport hub for everywhere else too, only 1 1/2 hours to London.
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