• United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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Nah, we've got a clock in/out app. This is just a log of man hours put into a project Which reminds me I've got to change the clock out times as I let em finish early on the 23rd paid for the rest of the day.
How do you convince a company why you want to work for the when you don't care whether you wake up the next morning?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51618034]How do you convince a company why you want to work for the when you don't care whether you wake up the next morning?[/QUOTE] First, you really should speak to a doctor if you aren't already. You're not well and you deserve help. Secondly, you bullshit them if you don't have a good reason.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51618034]How do you convince a company why you want to work for the when you don't care whether you wake up the next morning?[/QUOTE] Pander to whatever it is the company thinks highly of about itself.
I ended up just saying it's impressive how large they've gotten in such short a time. Because I literally have never heard of them until the job centre suggested I apply.
My New Years rave up went so well the venue owner gave us the room hire for free 'cause he made so much on the bar. Fuck yeah cunts.
My new year's eve was pretty good, don't remember half of it though. Sat talking to a girl that a mate brought for a solid 3 hours and pretty sure I became totally besotted by her. shame I literally can't remember a single thing we talked about but I am plagued with remembering how i felt. Fun times!
My 5 year Facepunchiversary and now the polar bear has grown. :dance:
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;51618306]My New Years rave up went so well the venue owner gave us the room hire for free 'cause he made so much on the bar. Fuck yeah cunts.[/QUOTE] What self respecting rave makes money on alcohol? :v: Nice one though haha
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;51619531]My new year's eve was pretty good, don't remember half of it though. Sat talking to a girl that a mate brought for a solid 3 hours and pretty sure I became totally besotted by her. shame I literally can't remember a single thing we talked about but I am plagued with remembering how i felt. Fun times![/QUOTE] i felt the same way nye and i haven't had this feeling in so long it's scary i want it to fuck right off, i was happy being a miserable soulless emotionless cunt why do this to me [editline]4th January 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=SataniX;51622014]What self respecting rave makes money on alcohol? :v: Nice one though haha[/QUOTE] might've just been bottled water y'know making that killing on selling evian to hundreds of gurning fuckers
not surprising that they still make a killing on water when they charge £3 a bottle for it the sly fuckers Spent like £6 on water at whp the bastards
aye it adds up and all, but gie this rite see tha tap in the sink in the hoose and aw? gies it a wee turn and youse never ken whit came oot wa'ah. pure wa'ah i fills up me bo'lle wi it
So ordered some stuff from Amazon. But it totalled £19.99. 1p short of free delivery. So I through a can of coke in the basket to get free delivery. Last night they dispatched my stuff. One package of clothes from Swansea. One package of a single can of coke from Peterborough.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51623656]aye it adds up and all, but gie this rite see tha tap in the sink in the hoose and aw? gies it a wee turn and youse never ken whit came oot wa'ah. pure wa'ah i fills up me bo'lle wi it[/QUOTE] What the fuck does any of this mean?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51623656]aye it adds up and all, but gie this rite see tha tap in the sink in the hoose and aw? gies it a wee turn and youse never ken whit came oot wa'ah. pure wa'ah i fills up me bo'lle wi it[/QUOTE] took me way too long to get this reference
[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;51623839]What the fuck does any of this mean?[/QUOTE] no joke when i went to see some friends with my gf here, i showed them scottish comedy and none of them could understand it so i had to translate it for them (despite the fact they all spoke perfect english)
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51624015]no joke when i went to see some friends with my gf here, i showed them scottish comedy and none of them could understand it so i had to translate it for them (despite the fact they all spoke perfect english)[/QUOTE] To be fair you sorta have to get the Scottish Accent for people to understand it. And in all honesty, Scots like obfuscating their chat to look really confusing I can totally get how nae cunt understands the shite we're chatting, but I never got the whole "phonetically write words" thing like writing wa'ah simply because we never fucking pronounce our It's rather than it being something we don't read or comprehend
I naturally speak Queens English and everyone thinks I'm posh even though I grew up on a council estate Works both ways I guess [editline]5th January 2017[/editline] We should do a post your voice for bants
Has anyone here ever been to the Falklands? Considering it for its gun laws. Probably going to continue with Crete plan but i want to visit the Fuck Lands anyway. Also i endorse the "post your voice".
[QUOTE=AutismoPiggo;51626178]Has anyone here ever been to the Falklands? Considering it for its gun laws. Probably going to continue with Crete plan but i want to visit the Fuck Lands anyway. Also i endorse the "post your voice".[/QUOTE] Isn't the Falklands basically a mini Wales but literally In the middle of the sea Full of sheep and fuck all to do [editline]5th January 2017[/editline] Anyway my father almost did with the navy but he left in 1981 the lucky bustard
I read somewhere that all children from the Falkland Islands get to travel to the UK to complete their 6th form at the age of 16-18. It must be pretty mind blowing, growing your whole life up on an island of less than 3,000 people, to finishing your schooling in the mother country.
I imagine moving to the Falklands after living in the UK is a bit depressing. Even in the middle of nowhere in Wales you're never more than a couple of hours away from a city [editline]5th January 2017[/editline] I mean I think moving to the falkands because it's easier to own a gun is a terrible idea
Wouldn't the Isle of Man be a better place to go if you want a gun?
Nah not living their permantly, more so to [I]purchase[/I] said guns and then move back to some closer country, like Crete. Also Isle of Man i highly considered until i looked at the price of land or a house. Fuck that.
[QUOTE=AutismoPiggo;51626610]Nah not living their permantly, more so to [I]purchase[/I] said guns and then move back to some closer country, like Crete. Also Isle of Man i highly considered until i looked at the price of land or a house. Fuck that.[/QUOTE] How does that help? If you dont intend to smuggle the weapons in surely just move to crete in the first place?
Expense. Then again, the sheer cost of moving said purchases TO Crete pretty much outweighs the cost. I love Crete anyway, guns or not. I'm just trying to look for loopholes to get cheaper firearms (that aren't legal here sadly) Isle of Man would have been perfect. [editline]5th January 2017[/editline] I also want to visit the Falklands guns or not purely for history and i've got an uncle there. [editline]5th January 2017[/editline] Apologies, i just like to think of multiple ideas then narrow them down. Getting an SMLE soon anyway :)
[QUOTE=SataniX;51622014]What self respecting rave makes money on alcohol? :v: Nice one though haha[/QUOTE] Nah we were supposed to pay for the room hire out of our ticket sales but all the loose cunts who came had been knocking em back from 10 till 4am :v:. someone did do a fat line of coke straight off the bar though..
I know someone who went to the Falklands, served, got shot at and bombed by exocet missiles. Said the people there were lovely and it was a nice place, all things considered. But there was fuck all to do and the weather was constantly shit.
i want to move somewhere different for a bit but i'm not sure where or what i could do - would mean losing all my contacts and work in scotland
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51627351]i want to move somewhere different for a bit but i'm not sure where or what i could do - would mean losing all my contacts and work in scotland[/QUOTE] What about moving to Scotland?
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