• United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51641037]manchester is such a shit place[/QUOTE] The only issue I have with manchester is that to this day I have daily struggles trying to decipher the manchester accent
Oh boy I can't wait for the Tube Strike tomorrow.
wow first day back home and we've got a tube strike fuck life
This guy at my work got really happy when I told him that he had enough points to pay for his shopping. Then after we closed my supervisor went on an expletive marathon
My lecturer was talking about how our labs only have a small number of heat shrink guns and asked non UK citizens to keep working rather than joining the queue because the UK students probably can't help but get up and get in line :v:
My father is considering applying to be commander of the British forces stationed in Souda Bay, on Crete. Well not "commander", or this that the right term? I just think it would be great but he'd be away for 6 months. However when i was a kid he was in Afghanistan but i can hardly remember that, i wonder what it'll be like when he's not here.
you're going to develop daddy issues
More like Island Issues since i'll probably cheat on England with Crete. Can't anyway, he applied too late and someone else got it. Rip.
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;51640934]So my manager has just accidentally sent porn to our work's Whatsapp chat. It was a clip of spiderman getting his dick sucked and he's just attempted to say it was sent to him and it automatically spread to the chat. That poor poor bastard. Everyones took it well but if that happened to me i'd leave the country.[/QUOTE] Clearly he should receive pieces of spiderman related merchandise every week
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;51640934]So my manager has just accidentally sent porn to our work's Whatsapp chat. It was a clip of spiderman getting his dick sucked and he's just attempted to say it was sent to him and it automatically spread to the chat. That poor poor bastard. Everyones took it well but if that happened to me i'd leave the country.[/QUOTE] [url]https://youtub.be/22y_ZmCY4Bs[/url]
Girl at work is insisting I give her some sheet that shows how much work has been done to "prove a point" to the fucking owner of the company that she did more of work than anyone else in the first hour of the day. It's not like she's kept this rate of work up for the entire project and didn't do much before Xmas, because apparently it takes forever to organise a Xmas do Some people have always got to stir shit, it's not the first time either. Can't just watch yourself. I knew what would happen when she was insisting on being given a work email. She's fucking delusional, I just imagine her sending emails out just because she has a business mail [editline]10th January 2017[/editline] The big boss lives and works from Germany, he's got far more important things to think about. And the other senior person she wants to email spends his time driving up and down the country trying to get us new contracts. He literally has nothing to do with us, apart from presenting our findings and getting us work. I don't really know what to do other than tell her that I'm not letting her stir shit and she isn't having the sheet
Just booked a canal boating weekend for my brothers stag. [MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8RCAT5I_E[/MEDIA]
Had a job interview today. It didn't go well.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51649219]Had a job interview today. It didn't go well.[/QUOTE] Always going to be more out there. This stuff happens but don't let it drag you down too much.
[QUOTE=Doozle;51648971]Girl at work is insisting I give her some sheet that shows how much work has been done to "prove a point" to the fucking owner of the company that she did more of work than anyone else in the first hour of the day. It's not like she's kept this rate of work up for the entire project and didn't do much before Xmas, because apparently it takes forever to organise a Xmas do Some people have always got to stir shit, it's not the first time either. Can't just watch yourself. I knew what would happen when she was insisting on being given a work email. She's fucking delusional, I just imagine her sending emails out just because she has a business mail [editline]10th January 2017[/editline] The big boss lives and works from Germany, he's got far more important things to think about. And the other senior person she wants to email spends his time driving up and down the country trying to get us new contracts. He literally has nothing to do with us, apart from presenting our findings and getting us work. I don't really know what to do other than tell her that I'm not letting her stir shit and she isn't having the sheet[/QUOTE] Just tell her
Yeah I did and she spent the rest of the day sulking
2000 word essay due in thursday and im currently sitting on the big old 0 mark ive sat here for about 2 hours chain smoking and listening to flash and the pan and nothings making me tick motivation boys
[QUOTE=cr2142;51650049]motivation: boys[/QUOTE] disgusting
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51650184]disgusting[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://cdns.yournewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/savile-bbc-592x264.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=cr2142;51650049]motivation boys[/QUOTE] Do it or you fail? :v: Alternatively in the future partner up with a good mate on your course and each focus on a particular paper. Then send each other a copy, change some references and a lot of the wording. Won't help you now obviously, but if you're not bothered about learning a particular module or the subject itself too much then it's a cop out. [sp]Not speaking from experience or anything...[/sp]
[QUOTE=El_Jameo;51650927]Do it or you fail? :v: Alternatively in the future partner up with a good mate on your course and each focus on a particular paper. Then send each other a copy, change some references and a lot of the wording. Won't help you now obviously, but if you're not bothered about learning a particular module or the subject itself too much then it's a cop out. [sp]Not speaking from experience or anything...[/sp][/QUOTE] I procrastinated instead with my flatmate who ended up putting makeup on me i now have makeup running down my face I look like one of chris brown's girlfriends
Well I have revision and some work to do for next week so obviously I've done the only sensible thing and binge watched netflix.
[QUOTE=cr2142;51650937]I procrastinated instead with my flatmate who ended up putting makeup on me i now have makeup running down my face I look like one of chris brown's girlfriends[/QUOTE] I wish I had friends like that.
[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;51654055]I wish I had friends like that.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/td4202c.png[/img] no you dont
[QUOTE=cr2142;51654701][img]http://i.imgur.com/td4202c.png[/img] no you dont[/QUOTE] Hot. :goodjob:
[QUOTE=cr2142;51654701][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/td4202c.png[/IMG] no you dont[/QUOTE] n1 censoring the snapchat name now i can't send you dick pics
Asked my younger brother if he can fab up a few bits for work. If the part works out it'd be pretty cool for him to be paid by the company.
[QUOTE=zerosix;51654964]n1 censoring the snapchat name now i can't send you dick pics[/QUOTE] churlie_richass send me nudes
mac pro or macbook pro 15" [editline]11th January 2017[/editline] because in this day and age spending £3000 on a comptuer and getting 12gb of ram seems cheap
So today we got a passive aggressive note through the door from someone (we are 99% sure it is from the house next door to ours but no name/house number was left on it) accusing us of fly tipping in the back alley of our street. There were some MDF boards in the alley next to our bins which were being collected today so I am guessing this is what they were referencing. Amusingly the stuff isn't ours but is from the people in the flat below ours as they have been doing some renovating. As we're renting and wouldn't want any trouble from the council/estate agents (even if it was a misguided accusation) my gf popped round to our downstairs neighbours and asked if they had been given a note too and they hadn't. They explained that they were possibly a bit naive as they had put their stuff out with the bins assuming it would get taken but it hadn't been, and after we talked to them they went and collected it from the alley and put it in their yard. So the issue was resolved by calmly going and asking the people involved. It would just be typical that now the stuff has been collected from the alley whoever sent the note is going to think was actually our stuff. Honestly why would you: A) send a pathetic note instead of just talking to someone, or anonymously contacting the council to complain about it B) not even check who you are sending the fucking note to I fucking hate the neighbours in the house next to ours as they're a bunch of weird cunts, I am quite convinced the note was from them. I am tempted send a note back (of course with no name or door number on) telling them they sent the note to the wrong people, and will sarcastically ask them to stop doing things which annoy us.
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