United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;51714492]To be fair I don't think you've seen any little green men around the workplace so it must be working out for them.[/QUOTE]
This is true, they might be keeping us blind to the real threats of lizard men and taking the weight on their shoulders. Saints.
[QUOTE=Doozle;51717844]And what the fuck bernies not F1 anymore
2017 gonna be madder than 2016[/QUOTE]
only just read about this damnn i hadn't been keeping up with f1
the vice chairman of 21st century fox is now the chairman of f1 after an 8 billion dollar takeover - i just googled the guy and i legit believe in lizard illuminati people now
clearly just a big money making move from a huge media company but maybe fresh faces will put some life back into f1, even if the strings are being pulled by lizards
[QUOTE=Doozle;51717844]Just got in from a job I expected to finish by 1. Definitely using this as an excuse to no go into the office tomorrow (today)
Bro you need help. Five guys tho
[editline]24th January 2017[/editline]
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welp after looking at my bank balance the other day it looks like im gonna have to cut down on the takeaway :v:
I have food here and im than happy to cook but I always feel like a dick if my friends are all getting takeaway and im the one that says "eh I have food at home"
anyway I just saw this on facebook
[QUOTE]Salty McSaltface & the gang will be gritting primary routes from 6pm and secondary routes shortly after.[/QUOTE]
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I love you sussex
My student lettings agency keep using our flat when they want to show prospective tenants around.
I'm thinking about how to discourage them from constantly using our flat.. anyone remember this stuff?
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/qePKCGG.jpg[/thumb]
I had some figure that smelt of puke, part of a collection of crappy smells. I lost the bastard down the back of the wardrobe and my room smelt like shit for months. I desperately searched for it and felt nauseated the entire time, before I finally found it.
[QUOTE=colincooke;51720043]My student lettings agency keep using our flat when they want to show prospective tenants around.
I'm thinking about how to discourage them from constantly using our flat.. anyone remember this stuff?
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/qePKCGG.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE]
My mum used to buy us this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ofc5EVR.jpg[/IMG]
Except it didn't have all the safety shit written all over it.
She also used to buy us smoke bombs (well, smoke pellets) but I don't know how well that would go down in your flat.
Do what some guy did on reddit, practice your naked Yoga when people are coming round to view
Something's spooked the crows, they're circling the street, yelling in their crow tongue.
Hope the situation's sorted by the time I have to go to town, don't feel up for dodging angry crows again.
[QUOTE=The cheese;51724037]Something's spooked the crows, they're circling the street, yelling in their crow tongue.
Hope the situation's sorted by the time I have to go to town, don't feel up for dodging angry crows again.[/QUOTE]
very different post when you've not put your glasses on yet and read crows as cows
Cows are kinda scary, they're fucking massive and when you walk through a field of them they all stop and stare like the bovine hive mind is thinking of how to take you out and hide the evidence
[QUOTE=Doozle;51724687]Cows are kinda scary, they're fucking massive and when you walk through a field of them they all stop and stare like the bovine hive mind is thinking of how to take you out and hide the evidence[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;nZSvRjFrBp4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZSvRjFrBp4[/video]
My doggo is going to the vet tomorrow and she might not be coming back :(
Oh boy guy I work with offered to give me a lift home and only decided to tell me halfway there that he doesn't have a license anymore because he refuses to drive anywhere under 80mph. Almost died about 5 times during a 10 minute trip.
Just filled out a form online for my traffic incident, pretty good that you can plead online now.
Gonna get a fine but it's the points im bothered about, only been driving 7 months and so I have 6 point limit :cry:
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;51728946]Just filled out a form online for my traffic incident, pretty good that you can plead online now.
Gonna get a fine but it's the points im bothered about, only been driving 7 months and so I have 6 point limit :cry:[/QUOTE]I got this when the mechanic decided to drive my vehicle, gave him the info to send his info back with and he never did, got a court summons later with a £325 fine and 6 points.
I've got through a red light, 30 seconds into it hahahha
Should be only 3 points and £100~ fine though.
I hope so since I'm skint at the moment
[editline]26th January 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=madmax678;51729462]I got this when the mechanic decided to drive my vehicle, gave him the info to send his info back with and he never did, got a court summons later with a £325 fine and 6 points.[/QUOTE]
I don't really get this? The mechanic drove your vehicle without your permission or?
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;51729639]I've got through a red light, 30 seconds into it hahahha
Should be only 3 points and £100~ fine though.
I hope so since I'm skint at the moment
[editline]26th January 2017[/editline]
I don't really get this? The mechanic drove your vehicle without your permission or?[/QUOTE]Yeah, he drove it without my permission, i sent the letter that the police sent me to him to fill out as i didn't have his details and he never sent it, so i was slapped with failure to provide info.
[editline]26th January 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;51729639]I've got through a red light, 30 seconds into it hahahha
[/QUOTE]Whhhyyyyyyy would you do this :v:
Never had a traffic offence fine, but I got a bus lane fine going around a stopped car about 2 car lengths from the end of the bus lane. Cunts
I recently passed a police car doing maybe 85 on the motorway, it was too late by the time I clocked him. I let off and let the car slow down to about 75 moving into the slow lane he sped up and slowed down alongside me, I flashed him a grin and the guy in the passenger seat looks like he giggled and gave us a nod then they shot off down the road
I would have gone to court and attempted to get him prosecuted, fuck dat
Also it was just one of those shit happens moments. Spaced out while driving since my imagination is more vivid than I would like.
I just find it hilarious how the 1 time I've done that, it was through a red light camera...
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;51729722]I would have gone to court and attempted to get him prosecuted, fuck dat
Also it was just one of those shit happens moments. Spaced out while driving since my imagination is more vivid than I would like.
I just find it hilarious how the 1 time I've done that, it was through a red light camera...[/QUOTE]I'll be honest this has happened to me on a few occasions, where you switch to autopilot and just drive.
Although that was a bad move on you're part :v:
Oh my days just heard the girl at work who wanted to send an email to the top boss, sent my boss an email on Monday to complain that they had to stop work while I wasn't there and it got sorted by him talking to phoning someone else in the office rather than her. I think she's arguing favouritism or something. Bloody trouble maker
Yeah I deserve the fine haha, but your case I would have gone to court and protested that shit.
[QUOTE=Doozle;51729679]Never had a traffic offence fine, but I got a bus lane fine going around a stopped car about 2 car lengths from the end of the bus lane. Cunts
I recently passed a police car doing maybe 85 on the motorway, it was too late by the time I clocked him. I let off and let the car slow down to about 75 moving into the slow lane he sped up and slowed down alongside me, I flashed him a grin and the guy in the passenger seat looks like he giggled and gave us a nod then they shot off down the road[/QUOTE]
i had a nice volvo or similar saloon or estate following me right behind on a 40mph DC with what looked like covert lights in the grill. Car passed me and was just a normal person in the driving seat. Weird.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51730182]i had a nice volvo or similar saloon or estate following me right behind on a 40mph DC with what looked like covert lights in the grill. Car passed me and was just a normal person in the driving seat. Weird.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't be very good undercover police if they we wearing their full gear
Thought they needed someone in uniform to actually stop/arrest you, the unmarked non-uniformed ones are just spotters right?
[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;51725592]My doggo is going to the vet tomorrow and she might not be coming back :([/QUOTE]
Doggo came home but she probably doesn't have long left :(
[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;51730866]Doggo came home but she probably doesn't have long left :([/QUOTE]
She was prescribed lots and lots of hugs.
[QUOTE=Adam.GameDev;51730866]Doggo came home but she probably doesn't have long left :([/QUOTE]
Sorry about your Doggo, it's horrible in that situation with a pet. Just make sure to keep her comfortable, she knows you're all trying to help.
Speaking with a bunch of 13 year olds who had been thrown out of the railway station the other night. Asked the name of one of the girls there and she gave it as "Sophie Aspin"
Called her on her shit and the kids were amazed I knew Blackpool Grime. I was the best "fed" ever apparently
Thanks FP
[QUOTE=Hezzy;51731655]Speaking with a bunch of 13 year olds who had been thrown out of the railway station the other night. Asked the name of one of the girls there and she gave it as "Sophie Aspin"
Called her on her shit and the kids were amazed I knew Blackpool Grime. I was the best "fed" ever apparently
Thanks FP[/QUOTE]
You still in Special's or a reg now?
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