United Kingdom chat thread V3: We still miss our empire
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[QUOTE=AutismoPiggo;51825660]Dibs on the Calpol[/QUOTE]
in that case, dibs on the lemsip
I just want to huff TCP. Fucking love that stuff.
There was some dodgy cunt hanging around outside our back garden eying the house up this morning, I only clocked him when I opened the curtain and I'm guessing he clocked me as he wamdered off. He was gone by the time I had some shoes on and found the backdoor keys.
Let my next door neighbour know, and the lady across the road came out apparently someone had gone into her house and was asking for "jayjay", my neighbour didn't see him but heard him talking to her foster daughter downstairs and he was gone by the time she came down. Feel maybe we should have called 999 now, although we weren't sure it counted as an emergency.
I've borrowed an ip camera from work, gonna stick it up facing out a back window.
I forgot how terrible my work laptop is though. I'm sure its on its third fresh Windows install and it's still crap.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51826301]I just want to huff TCP. Fucking love that stuff.[/QUOTE]
I'm more of a fan of UDP myself
And the camera software is daft. I have 3 'sites' on this laptop mostly just testing stuff, it won't let you log into a site if it can't find the cameras. Okay so I'll delete it, nah mate you gotta log in to delete before you can get rid of it
May be worth a shout calling 101 (non emergency police) Or your safer neighbourhood team.
[QUOTE=cr2142;51818542]I remember getting this sick cd ROM with a box of golden nuggies
it was like some western styled game, if anyone remembers it pls remind me because that was the shit[/QUOTE]
Was it called Desperados by any chance?
whoops late
I went to the open day at my local uni. Seriously going to apply. Like, I'll have a serious face on my face while I fill out the UCAS form. Just hope my weak previous qualifications will be overlooked with a stunning personal statement or be enough to have me considered for a year 0 course.
As an arsenal fan, after tonight everything is shit and I want to die.
Signed up for a fairly upmarket gym near where I live and saw my boss in a tiny towel in the sauna fml
Maybe you'll end up gym buddies and you'll get promoted and your colleagues makes comments behind your baco
[QUOTE=windows098;51821011]Actually lads, any of you going to london/birmingham comic con?[/QUOTE]
Might go to the Birmingham one, depends on if I can get time off.
Oh my god why the fuck does my flatmate consistently take so long to have a shower? I'm in and out and fully clean in less than ten minutes, now coming up to the 1 hour 10 mark..
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;51830631]Oh my god why the fuck does my flatmate consistently take so long to have a shower? I'm in and out and fully clean in less than ten minutes, now coming up to the 1 hour 10 mark..[/QUOTE]
90% of that time is taking your toothbrush and running it along his gooch.
[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;51828213]As an arsenal fan, after tonight everything is shit and I want to die.[/QUOTE]
you won me 150 quid mate
Finally got myself a job after 5 months of looking! Absolutely buzzing. :dance:
What job
[QUOTE=El_Jameo;51831136]Finally got myself a job after 5 months of looking! Absolutely buzzing. :dance:[/QUOTE]
Claire's Accessories?
[QUOTE=TrannyAlert;51831285]What job[/QUOTE]
...
:v:
The point is I have one now lol
[sp]I work with field engineers and fix their shit whenever their shit breaks. "Shit" being tablets. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;51831859]Claire's Accessories?[/QUOTE]
Did want to try Ann Summers for a laugh, but the nearest one is a good hour's train away.
I reckon Ann Summers is more demanding than it seems. Every time you sell a vibrator to a middle aged woman you know exactly what they're doing with it.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51833228]I reckon Ann Summers is more demanding than it seems. Every time you sell a vibrator to a middle aged woman you know exactly what they're doing with it.[/QUOTE]
i wonder if they have risk assessments and control measures in place for mental trauma
Is anyone going to i60?
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51833228]I reckon Ann Summers is more demanding than it seems. Every time you sell a vibrator to a middle aged woman you know exactly what they're doing with it.[/QUOTE]
i think after the first two you'd realise [I]"holy shit, everyone wanks"[/I] and selling progressively kinkier shit would become your bread and butter
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51835939]i think after the first two you'd realise [I]"holy shit, everyone wanks"[/I] and selling progressively kinkier shit would become your bread and butter[/QUOTE]
Only a 6 inch dildo? Pssh. What are you some filthy casual? We've got 40 inch monsters out in the back!
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;51835939]i think after the first two you'd realise [I]"holy shit, everyone wanks"[/I] and selling progressively kinkier shit would become your bread and butter[/QUOTE]
makes u wonder what kind of shit the queen has in her bottom drawer
[QUOTE=a-cookie;51835965]makes u wonder what kind of shit the queen has in her bottom drawer[/QUOTE]
Expect sirens outside your door in 30 minutes.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;51836001]Expect sirens outside your door in 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]
all I expect is an invitation to the queens next orgy
[QUOTE=a-cookie;51835965]makes u wonder what kind of shit the queen has in her bottom drawer[/QUOTE]
One of these.
(Censored for modesty)
[t]http://i.imgur.com/PoghGXh.png[/t]
[QUOTE=a-cookie;51836007]all I expect is an invitation to the queens next orgy[/QUOTE]
Expect to be at the gallows in the next week.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;51835868]i wonder if they have risk assessments and control measures in place for mental trauma
Is anyone going to i60?[/QUOTE]
Slim chance but probably not. I doubt I can get my cs team there so eh.
So... after being told to go to a few places, getting bollockings when I don't document my job search to their standard, and having to go to the job centre weekly/fortnightly I've recieved a letter telling me that my Universal Credit claim has been closed. Not suspended, not sanctioned, closed.
I've been going there since before December and I've not gotten anything and now I'm apparantly not going to get anything for my effort in job searching.
How does that even happen?
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