• Vending Machines are actually a Deadlier predator than Sharks
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[quote=cyberwatt;24529755][img]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/2163/vendevil.png[/img] all i wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi![/quote] ftfy
[IMG]http://www.funfacts.com.au/userimages/user2031_1176425300.jpg[/IMG] People know how to read, so why don't they do it?
Sharks don't like us. We don't have enough fat to be worth the kill.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;24530188]It's called soft drink.[/QUOTE] no its called pop.
US: Soda (mainly) Canada: Pop (mainly) England: Fizzy Drinks (almost always) Just to put everything in perspective here
[QUOTE=3picFail;24529909]which kind? describe better i'm thirsty.[/QUOTE][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9lTNgy44ts/Rq59t_pgTUI/AAAAAAAAAA0/YTnn03ip3Hw/s320/coke+vending+machine.jpg[/img] There are a few kinds of those, one like the picture and ones where they drop the drink and you can grab it from the bottom. The one in the picture when you shake it and a drink or 2 falls, you have to buy one drink so they come out. Just gotta grab it quick before the machine gets the bottles stuck.
Ah, I remember when my a teacher told me this a few years ago. Good times.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;24530674][img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9lTNgy44ts/Rq59t_pgTUI/AAAAAAAAAA0/YTnn03ip3Hw/s320/coke+vending+machine.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It's actually much easier to get a free drink from those kinds of machines without risking your life. Just lift the little "trap door" open, stick your arm in and grab a drink.
[QUOTE=Diealready;24530843]It's actually much easier to get a free drink from those kinds of machines without risking your life. Just lift the little "trap door" open, stick your arm in and grab a drink.[/QUOTE]You gotta have a skinny arm and its a bitch to open that trap door. I tried before.
[QUOTE=Diealready;24530843]It's actually much easier to get a free drink from those kinds of machines without risking your life. Just lift the little "trap door" open, stick your arm in and grab a drink.[/QUOTE] The trap door is designed to let very, very little space between where it most fully opens and the drinks. Even if you had an extremely skinny arm and managed to grab something from there, you're not getting away with it before somebody with authority comes over and wants to talk to you.
This would make a good horror movie.
Don't pirate drinks guys, you'll get banned. I think they don't weight down these things so people die from them on purpose :(
[QUOTE=Poketama;24530981]Don't pirate drinks guys, you'll get banned. I think they don't weight down these things so people die from them on purpose :([/QUOTE] You wouldn't download a [b]pepsi[/b].
[QUOTE=CamperMan;24531273]You wouldn't download a [B]pepsi[/B].[/QUOTE] I would if I could, hell Id even download a little slice of lemon for it.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24530566]no its called pop.[/QUOTE] i dont want to star a war here but calling it pop just wrong its soda
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24531437]i dont want to star a war here but calling it pop just wrong its soda[/QUOTE] No its pop because I said so, soda sounds dumb, and saying fizzy drinks sounds fucking ridiculous. Its called pop cause thats the noise the cans make. :smug:
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24531471]No its pop because I said so, soda sounds dumb, and saying fizzy drinks sounds fucking ridiculous. Its called pop cause thats the noise the cans make. :smug:[/QUOTE] pop sounds stupid, like something an old man would say its soda and if you want to know why its because i said so
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24530596] England: Fizzy Drinks (almost always) Just to put everything in perspective here[/QUOTE] You sir, stole fizzy lifting drinks, did you not? :smug:
A Flame war over terminology. I'm screencapping this.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;24530674][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c9lTNgy44ts/Rq59t_pgTUI/AAAAAAAAAA0/YTnn03ip3Hw/s320/coke+vending+machine.jpg[/img] There are a few kinds of those, one like the picture and ones where they drop the drink and you can grab it from the bottom. The one in the picture when you shake it and a drink or 2 falls, you have to buy one drink so they come out. Just gotta grab it quick before the machine gets the bottles stuck.[/QUOTE] I like this type of machine a lot better. It looks better and the whole arm grabbing the thing instead of it falling (If this is the one I'm thinking of at least) makes it so the soda doesn't fizz up, and it looks cool... a small price to pay for a 10 second waiting time.
I say pop and soda, I just alternate. I say soda more, although I live by Chicago which means I should say pop more. Bleh.
I must warn my galeophobic friends!
[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;24531564]I like this type of machine a lot better. It looks better and the whole arm grabbing the thing instead of it falling (If this is the one I'm thinking of at least) makes it so the soda doesn't fizz up, and it looks cool... a small price to pay for a 10 second waiting time.[/QUOTE] hey he said soda! that proves that your wrong
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;24531580]I say pop and soda, I just alternate. I say soda more, although I live by Chicago which means I should say pop more. Bleh.[/QUOTE] Just remember that saying pop makes you sound like a sophisticated upper class monocle wearing man of awesome.
[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;24531564]I like this type of machine a lot better. It looks better and the whole arm grabbing the thing instead of it falling (If this is the one I'm thinking of at least) makes it so the soda doesn't fizz up, and it looks cool... a small price to pay for a 10 second waiting time.[/QUOTE] I think it's more interesting. The first time I saw it I bought a Diet coke just to see what the machine would do. It's amazing that you can market a vending machine based entirely around watching the process of actually getting your food. Example: [url]http://www.usedvending.com/machine-info.php?mcid=2180&cmd=add[/url]
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24531640]Just remember that saying pop makes you sound like a sophisticated upper class monocle wearing man of awesome.[/QUOTE] no it doesnt, it makes you sound like a poor old man and saying soda is what the cool kids say
Its pop here in Pittsburgh.
[QUOTE=CamperMan;24531273]You wouldn't download a [b]pepsi[/b].[/QUOTE] Of course not! Who would get a Pepsi? I would download a Coke instead.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24531661]soda is what the cool kids say[/QUOTE] You are cattle to me.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24531640]Just remember that saying pop makes you sound like a sophisticated upper class monocle wearing man of awesome.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of when I had my Mr. Monopoly avatar...
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