Vending Machines are actually a Deadlier predator than Sharks
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Why don't they keep vending machines like they did without the glass so people won't shake them.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24532611]That reference to Canada about club soda is the same thing in Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Illinois.
I guess thats just where all the awesome sophisticated people live.
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Looks like Minnesota just became awesome and Sophisticated.[/QUOTE]Like I said, Indiana but I use both.
I'm drawing a map of the world based on what parts of it are sophisticated/communist/truly american based on these arguements.
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24533682]I'm drawing a map of the world based on what parts of it are sophisticated/communist/truly american based on these arguements.[/QUOTE]I gotta see this when it's done.
[QUOTE=unnecessary;24532599]It's pop here in Minnesota[/QUOTE]All the old people call it tonic here.
[QUOTE=Simples;24529493]Half relevant:
Your more likely to die walking to buy a lottery ticket than actually winning the lottery.[/QUOTE]
less relevant: driving in reverse results in accidents 93% less frequently than in a forward motion
At last, it is finished! Apologies for the blurryness, but it was the easiest to use map I could find to edit.
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Sophisticated refers to denizens who will use the term "pop".
Unsophisticated refers to denizens who will alternate between several differant terms.
Uncivilized refers to denizens who steadfastly use the term "Soda"
Patriotic American refers to denizens who refuse to sell the proven-to-be-Communist Coca-Cola.
Note: I did not edit the individual states because I know fuck all about american Geography. If it matters that much to you, you can screw with it.
Minnesota best turn purple mofo
so there are more patriotic Americans in china then there are in America?
yeah cuz we sell cocacola
You best be turning Michigan, and the surrounding great lake states to purple bro.
God damnit I don't know american Geography. If it concerns you this much, just save the picture and change it yourself in MS paint, since I'll probably butcher the correct alignment of the state.
true words of a quitter...
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24534437]At last, it is finished! Apologies for the blurryness, but it was the easiest to use map I could find to edit.
[IMG]http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy352/Crossfingers/worldmap-1.gif[/IMG]
Sophisticated refers to denizens who will use the term "pop".
Unsophisticated refers to denizens who will alternate between several differant terms.
Uncivilized refers to denizens who steadfastly use the term "Soda"
Patriotic American refers to denizens who refuse to sell the proven-to-be-Communist Coca-Cola.
Note: I did not edit the individual states because I know fuck all about american Geography. If it matters that much to you, you can screw with it.[/QUOTE]
Soda pop.
what you gonna do now huh huh?
also if Coke is communist I guess I better stick to Mountain Dew and whatever it was that Pepsi makes (was it Sierra Mist or Sprite).
[QUOTE=ghostfais;24534648]true words of a quitter...[/QUOTE]
Would you prefer I say Texas is more sophisticated than Minnesota?
Edit: Light Blue
by your definition you would be wrong...
if coke is communist does that mean i must share it
Goddamnit the only states I know are Texas, California, North Dakota, Florida, New York, and Oregon. This sucks.
Also, you can keep your coke to yourself. The government gave it to you specifically for a reason, after all.
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24534890]Goddamnit the only states I know are Texas, California, North Dakota, Florida, New York, and Oregon. This sucks.
Also, you can keep your coke to yourself. The government gave it to you specifically for a reason, after all.[/QUOTE]
I don't want Obama stuffing Coke in my hand.
but yeah
Soda pop.
what you gon do bout it
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;24534901]I don't want Obama stuffing Coke in my hand.
but yeah
Soda pop.
what you gon do bout it[/QUOTE]
call you wrong because soda pop is even worse then saying soda or pop
They call it Pop in the northern states, and soda in the more southern states. Some just call it coke here.
Goddamn it, I just call it by whatever the name is.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;24534930]call you wrong because soda pop is even worse then saying soda or pop[/QUOTE]
well damn
What can I call it then?
Soda, pop, and soda pop are all out of the mix it would seem.
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Relevant to OP.
Good sirs! I have a can of Fizzy right here, where should I leave it? On the table old chap? Tally ho!
It's pop.
[QUOTE=Mr Mcsqueezy;24535384]Good sirs! I have a can of Fizzy right here, where should I leave it? On the table old chap? Tally ho![/QUOTE]
Are you not really English?
Spill the tea, Jeeves.
or however that one goes
Whoa colloquialism! Ever heard of it? It doesn't fucking matter what you call it.
The machines are starting to take over...
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