G2A Land – Virtual Amusement Park (Steam Greenlight)
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[QUOTE=01271;52081600]Nice, I love going to G2A™ Land™, seeing the G2A™ Cinema and the G2A™ Rollercoaster while walking among the G2A™ Tents. When I ride the G2A™ Rollercoaster I'm comforted by the nice G2A™ buildings and the G2A™ Hood ornament on the coaster. When I do G2A™ Shooting gallery I admire the detail in the G2A™ Caravan and then when I ride the G2A™ Shield motorcycle I've got my G2A™ Shield on top and my G2A™ logo on the bottom. Even at the G2A™ Cinema the comforting presence of the G2A™ Logo sits atop the G2A™ Movies I experience and enjoy![/QUOTE]
[i]I want to get off G2A's wild ride.[/i]
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;52082517][i]I want to get off G2A's wild ride.[/i][/QUOTE]
Don't forget the ™. There's always going to be an ™ when G2A's involved.
[QUOTE=Rummy.SM;52082670]Don't for the ™. There's always going to be an ™ when G2A's involved.[/QUOTE]
I wonder why they're so protective of their properties
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;52082517][i]I want to get off G2A's wild ride.[/i][/QUOTE]
You mean G2A™ Presents: G2A™'s Wild Ride brought to you by G2A™? I love that ride!
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;52082517][i]I want to get off G2A's wild ride.[/i][/QUOTE]
G2A™ is not responsible for loss of limbs or bank account details in all its rides. All riders are subject to the G2A™ Loss of life policy. Please purchase G2A Shield™ to protect yourself from falling debris.
[i]G2A shield™ will not prevent loss of life it will only provide monetary compensation of up to 50% the value of each limb lost[/i]
[QUOTE=Lobstuzz;52082027]It's already out on the Oculus store for 11 bucks[/QUOTE]
this costs MONEY?????
literally a youtuber-bait game with g2a plastered all over it, could they get any more transparent?
The like dislike bar is :ok:
quality
[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;52081458]This might be the most interactive money laundering scheme ever made.[/QUOTE]
Warframe is still around and still takes pretty much every type of "money" known to man.
This is some kind of weird joke
Looks like a VR game they forgot to implement VR in.
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;52083693]Soon:
"Facepunch Studios announces Facepunch Land"[/QUOTE]
"Xabin's Horrifying Model Help House"
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;52083693]Soon:
"Facepunch Studios announces Facepunch Land"[/QUOTE]
Everything's covered in rust.
what in the fucking shit is this
[QUOTE=SEKCobra;52083615]Looks like a VR game they forgot to implement VR in.[/QUOTE]
might be that was the intention and released before, one not able to optimize it yet for vr and two was being saved for an upcoming vr store cash grab.
Somoene at G2A looked at Gmod Tower/Tower Unite, and said. Yes, this is what we should do.
Imagine if someone managed to steal a bunch of keys and sell them on G2A.
I imagine Ethan doing a G2A video and dancing to this music while talking about the egregious credit card fraud going on.
[QUOTE=Stroheim;52083715]"Xabin's Horrifying Model Help House"[/QUOTE]
Postal's FantASStic Bouncy Castle! :ass:
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;52084944]Postal's FantASStic Bouncy Castle! :ass:[/QUOTE]
Starplucks Capture the Flag and restaurant
Wickedplayer's world famous Father-Daughter shooting gallery
Tudd's Mudd Run
half the comments on its greenlight page are people calling out the bullshit,
the other half are 8 year olds boasting about buying things on g2a
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bzUmIar.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;52083693]Soon:
"Facepunch Studios announces Facepunch Land"[/QUOTE]
[t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/b/bb/KrabbyLand.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121122022537[/t]
Facepunch Land (2017)
This game looks like that cool VR thing nvidia did but not VR and fucking shit
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;52083364]The like dislike bar is :ok:
quality[/QUOTE]
dislike bar is longer than the game's life will be
though that's not saying much
I haven't seen a dislike bar that huge since Rick Perry ran for President.
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