Marc the watermelon plant (harvest edition thread)
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[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;17328073]I don't see the big deal we grow like 10 watermelons in the garden every year...
(PS home grown stuff is WAAY better than store bought.)[/QUOTE]
Your watermelons don't have names.
godspeed marc.
look at his dick
The melon will live on to become a racer?
I want to see the gorey aftermath of eating him.
[QUOTE=Agoat;17329010]look at his dick[/QUOTE]
look at his ballsack
You have done a beautiful thing.
Marc should be the official facepunch mascot
RIP
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;17328666]you're a girl, you just wouldn't understand the sacred bond between a man and his watermelon[/QUOTE]
Ok I'll leave you to it
I miss him already
Marc was a complex character while being so simple. Truly a plant of honor.
Oh nooo :( Bye bye mark we all loved you here on fp.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17329324]Ok I'll leave you to it[/QUOTE]
get out of here female, this watermelon is not for you
[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;17326924]He must have hit watermelon-puberty. He has a penis.[/QUOTE]
That's our garry.
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;17329548]get out of here female, this watermelon is not for you[/QUOTE]
but watermelon is tasty :[
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;17329742]but watermelon is tasty :[[/QUOTE]
watermelon for tits, tradeoff, y/n?
*sniff* Marc.. We will all miss you.. *sniff*
garry browsing facepunch.
get it?
[img]http://i27.tinypic.com/29ckled.jpg[/img]
Look, he even has a small nob like Garry. The similarities are astounding.
It's so beautiful. He deserved a family!
Goodbye, Marc. We hardly knew ye.
I'll miss Marc :c
Wow. I never actually thought he'd give you a watermelon that big. Congrats :v:
Meh, Marc was a racist and he used to beat on his wife alot, that's what he didn't want you guys to know. Fuck him, I'm glad he's dead.
Was Marc a seedless watermelon?
It's over everbody. It's funny how things always end up just the way they started. With Marc, his story started with a simple plot of dirt, and that's how it ended too.
[img]http://i30.tinypic.com/2iu3rj4.jpg[/img]
Goodbye, marc
We salute you, Marc.
<3 mark, ill miss you!
I miss Marc :( I remember his very first thread.
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