Guy with mustache tells you about his long hard steel that he holds with two hands - General

[QUOTE=EvilMelon;21645979][img]http://i39.tinypic.com/20gn04i.png[/img] Oh Yeah...[/QUOTE] "This could be you..."

Costs 549 dollars :saddowns: I prefer axes and hammers myself.

Swordman here, but only normal to long ones. Greatswords if they're really well made and balanced too.

This will be great for defeating those viking scum

My god this video is manly. I grew a full beard watching this.

[QUOTE=The DooD;21632248]I loved when he threw it through the car bonnet. That was pretty sick. [editline]08:21PM[/editline] I think I am going to buy a Warhammer from Cold Steel. They sell nice warhammers. [editline]08:22PM[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REnxd3Xx4Yw&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE] Bahaha what! When he hits the phone books, hes says, "you hear them talk about a single phone book stopping a 38 special bullet, well I guess my war hammer is as good as 2 38 special revolvers since it has double the penetration". I'm sure if you come against someone with a fucking gun, and you've got a war hammer, penetration is gonna matter for shit. [editline]12:14AM[/editline] Oh and: [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/cryinface.png[/IMG][/URL]

Flick flick flick and out comes out 20 pounds a beef

He tries to use it like a hammer, that's not the way to use a sword. He should stand further away and swing the sword with stretched arms, hitting with the top part of the sword. Then he'd go trough those pieces of meat with one swing instead of 3.

Eyelander replacement? Anyway the music seems a bit distracting and i dont see a reason to use one of theese things unless the zombie pocalypse breaks out. But then again they are really cool anyway.

[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/9hm6nt.png[/img] and penetration!

He probably eats all those pieces of meat that he cuts

the announcer in the beginning sounds like postal dude [editline]11:58AM[/editline] and the main host looks like my boss im never going to look at him the same way again lest my head get chopped in two

That guy with the moustache would be the classic actor to play a role as an American PD chief.

this is terrifying. these people need help "look at how it cuts through flesh and bone" jesus christ

Poor piggies :ohdear: BTW I want two of those swords. Having them would maybe make me to get fit enough to lift them. [editline]04:40PM[/editline] Then we can go to orphanage and find out who can cut more orphans in half with one swing.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;21641661]Fuck this shit I want a battleaxe[/QUOTE] They used to sell a nice pole axe but they discontinued it for some reason. However they do sell some nice tomahawks, which are practically one handed battleaxes.

I got one of these, i killed a mugger on the road with it, he wanted my money. When i did my victory swing killed a spectator by misstake.

[QUOTE=Orkel;21647202]Costs 549 dollars :saddowns: I prefer axes and hammers myself.[/QUOTE] Same. Plus axes and hammers are generally cheaper since they need less metal to make, and some of the throwing axes are really nice. I don't know if I posted this video but this is some sick axe [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BdS5pzgbHo&feature=player_embedded[/media]

[QUOTE=acon5;21649623][img]http://i42.tinypic.com/9hm6nt.png[/img] and penetration![/QUOTE] a damn ninja

After watching this video, I'm gonna get one of these... and become the most badass butcher EVER

The poor pigs...