• Aliens: Colonial Marines Review
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Oh god I didn't know Aliens: Colonial Marines was this bad, thank god I still have it in it's packaging, should I return it and get something like Dead Space 3?
[QUOTE=Rathlin1;39589250]Oh god I didn't know Aliens: Colonial Marines was this bad, thank god I still have it in it's packaging, should I return it and get something like Dead Space 3?[/QUOTE] No, just get your money back if you can. imo dead space 3 wasn't that great
Oh god that Sims buy mode intro music.... Right in the nostalgia
[QUOTE=smeismastger;39586375]"b-b-b-but its a rewarding feedback to the player" (x45124 agrees) said one random assmunch in Facepunch in a thread discussing this sort of shit.[/QUOTE] Well it's true. It gives a feeling of progression, and that's what keeps a lot of people playing CoD's multiplayer.
[QUOTE=Bora;39589266]No, just get your money back if you can. imo dead space 3 wasn't that great[/QUOTE] Dead Space 3 is certainly a way better game than Colonial Marines is. Hell, the Dead Space games are almost better Aliens games than Colonial Marines is.
Colon Marines
fuck video games
video games are for dorks anyway
[QUOTE=zugu;39588281][IMG]http://i1.minus.com/ibaAOZI3zZUxNI.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] But Borderlands 1 and 2 both got good critical and user reviews. 81/79 and 89/81 are atleast decent.
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39581715]THQ crashes and burns but Sega can still pump out garbage like this. This shit ain't fair.[/QUOTE] What happened here isn't Sega's fault, it's entirely on Gearbox for this one. Sega has been wanting this game to be published for 6 years, and relied of Gearbox to do it for them. They had a contract with Gearbox to have the game made by a certain time, and gave them multiple continuations in order to get a quality product made. But instead of working on this, they decided to ride their gravy-train with the Borderlands franchise and not focus on the production of Aliens: Colonial Marines hardly at all. They instead outsourced work to several different software developers, and hastily pushed this pile of junk out the door in order to avoid legal problems with Sega for breach of contract. Sega has done some slimy things in the past, and also have butchered their own franchises (Sonic), but Gearbox was completely in the wrong with this game.
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39581715]THQ crashes and burns but Sega can still pump out garbage like this. This shit ain't fair.[/QUOTE] They pump out Football Manager successfully every year, 3rd most popular game on Steam.
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;39593122]They pump out Football Manager successfully every year, 3rd most popular game on Steam.[/QUOTE] they still pump out shit like this and DNF
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39593359]they still pump out shit like this and DNF[/QUOTE] You say it like DNF was totally their fault.
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;39593427]You say it like DNF was totally their fault.[/QUOTE] They still published a terrible game when they knew it was a cluster fuck that shouldn't have been published.
That Wii U footage was fake right? RIGHT? UT 99 looks as good
[QUOTE=Tucan Sam;39595375]That Wii U footage was fake right? RIGHT? UT 99 looks as good[/QUOTE] Don't worry, that was only AVP 2.
[QUOTE=simkas;39589581]Dead Space 3 is certainly a way better game than Colonial Marines is. Hell, the Dead Space games are almost better Aliens games than Colonial Marines is.[/QUOTE] You can't even compare Aliens Colonial Marines to Dead Space. Dead Space games were refined to absolute perfection with level design, characters and enemies.
[QUOTE=zugu;39588281][IMG]http://i1.minus.com/ibaAOZI3zZUxNI.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [U]Recently[/U] [B][U]Opposing Force[/U][/B] Is he really that out of the loop? EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ, am i stupid.
[QUOTE=megafat;39597249][U]Recently[/U] [B][U]Opposing Force[/U][/B] Is he really that out of the loop?[/QUOTE] Fake Randy Pitchford [B]Fake[/B]
[QUOTE=Brt5470;39586268]Where did yo go to school. A 90-100 B 80-90 C 70-80 D FAIL 60-70 Which makes sense to me, if you don't know like 35-40% of the material, what did you do. Though it varies on the class, some obviously will know what most people won't and account for it.[/QUOTE] Every school I've been to has been D is passing.
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39593359]they still pump out shit like this and DNF[/QUOTE] Uh DNF was published by 2k, not sega.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;39589607]Colon Marines[/QUOTE] Colon [I]anal[/I] Marines
[QUOTE=Lucinice;39597296]Uh DNF was published by 2k, not sega.[/QUOTE] (it was developed by gear box)
This game was just so bad that I let the first alien wing-wang I found do it's thing, quit, uninstall.
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;39583019]I can't figure out how this is from the same studio that made Borderlands 2.[/QUOTE] Two other companies helped with single player and multiplayer. not to mention, a devteam as big as Gearbox is often composed of several teams that work on several projects at once. See Valve.
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39598830](it was developed by gear box)[/QUOTE] They were talking about Sega going under, not Gearbox.
Sega better not fuck around with Dow 3
[QUOTE=TAU!;39595858]Don't worry, that was only AVP 2.[/QUOTE] Wait the Wii U version is a re-release of AvP 2? Welp time to get a Wii U :v:
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;39593122]They pump out Football Manager successfully every year, 3rd most popular game on Steam.[/QUOTE] Who buys those
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