• Wolfenstein: The New Colossus
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[QUOTE=Reagy;52347288]Imagine if ID decides to pull a major card and resurrected Hitler ends up directly/indirectly joining your side because what happened wasn't what he envisioned or some bullshit. I can actually see that happening.[/QUOTE] They kill current Hitler secretly, go back in time and make sure Hitler is a very successful artist and becomes a forward thinking western liberal, who they then bring back into the future and use him and his nigh god status to completely 180 the values of the Reich. He then kills himself from guilt from everything he's seen and the game unironically makes you mourn the loss of Hitler.
[QUOTE=Reagy;52347288]Imagine if ID decides to pull a major card and resurrected Hitler ends up directly/indirectly joining your side because what happened wasn't what he envisioned or some bullshit. I can actually see that happening.[/QUOTE] He never envisioned using jew tech of the future to have massive robots everywhere
[QUOTE=RocketRacer;52347459]He never envisioned using jew tech of the future to have massive robots everywhere[/QUOTE] no wonder his art sucked
Smart move region blocking this video for Germany. They probably know about all of Germany being one big Nazi sleeper cell that could go full on third reich if exopsed to the right stimuli, such as a trailer for a campy retro future nazi shooting game
[QUOTE=H4ngman;52347501]Smart move region blocking this video for Germany. They probably know about all of Germany being one big Nazi sleeper cell that could go full on third reich if exopsed to the right stimuli, such as a trailer for a campy retro future nazi shooting game[/QUOTE] iirc it's actually german laws that prevent the trailer from being watched from german ip addresses, not anything that the developer or publisher is doing.
Take my fucking money now.
[QUOTE=Reagy;52347288]Imagine if ID decides to pull a major card and resurrected Hitler ends up directly/indirectly joining your side because what happened wasn't what he envisioned or some bullshit. I can actually see that happening.[/QUOTE] As funny as that would be, it would really piss people off. [QUOTE=Zombii;52347516]iirc it's actually german laws that prevent the trailer from being watched from german ip addresses, not anything that the developer or publisher is doing.[/QUOTE] I doubt Bethesda are required to [I]actively[/I] try to prevent Germans from watching the uncensored trailer (or activating ROW/uncensored keys in Germany). Given Activision had to [url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/94909-Wolfenstein-Recalled-in-Germany-UPDATED]recall Wolfenstein (2009) because they forgot to censor [I]one[/I] tiny swastika in some random sign texture[/url], I can see why they might not want to take any chances though :v:
[QUOTE=Rahu X;52347287]I just realized something. Anya said that her and BJ are having twins... If this game has the Nazis forcing you to choose which one of your twins lives or dies...[/QUOTE] I'll do you one better on the terrible storytelling choices front: one is a boy, one is a girl, whichever one you pick to live becomes the protagonist BJ Blazkowicz Jr. in the sequel set in the 80s, where you'll be killing every last Nazi to avenge your dead sibling. Hire me Bethesda
Good thing Bethesda isn't making or writing this game :v:
[QUOTE=Rahu X;52347287]I just realized something. Anya said that her and BJ are having twins... If this game has the Nazis forcing you to choose which one of your twins lives or dies...[/QUOTE] I think that's gonna be a little too dark, but then I remembered Sophie's Choice exists and it'd actually fit the narrative of the game world down to a T.
[QUOTE=Rahu X;52347287]I just realized something. Anya said that her and BJ are having twins... If this game has the Nazis forcing you to choose which one of your twins lives or dies...[/QUOTE] -imagine the scene in the simpsons where ron howard pitchs a film with the climax being a choice between who lives and who dies because it's not on youtube-
[QUOTE=Xubs;52346673]Plus, he would be 71 at the time of The New Order's 1960 plotline. That's much too old to be an effective leader. Someone that old trying to be the most important leader of the world would probably develop dementia from the stress, or something. Nobody 70+ can work that kind of stressful job. [/QUOTE] Trump.
[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;52347353]They kill current Hitler secretly, go back in time and make sure Hitler is a very successful artist and becomes a forward thinking western liberal, who they then bring back into the future and use him and his nigh god status to completely 180 the values of the Reich. He then kills himself from guilt from everything he's seen and the game unironically makes you mourn the loss of Hitler.[/QUOTE] what if they use the jewish space magic to travel back in time to kill hitler in the 1920's but when they return to the future they find out the space jewish civilization took over the world so the game ends on the line "we have to go back in time... to save hitler"
At least drugs and liquor will be in this game.
I loved max hass and his relationship with klaus in the last game. it was almost as affecting as seeing that nazi holding on for dear life on the destroyed bridge (okay I shot him and it was funny)
[QUOTE=matt000024;52348137]At least drugs and liquor will be in this game.[/QUOTE] You clearly missed BJ's jam session with Jimi Hendrix in the last game
question: didn't blazko get fucking nuked in the last game's ending
[QUOTE=JXZ;52348524]question: didn't blazko get fucking nuked in the last game's ending[/QUOTE] You can hear the helicopter come for him at the very end of the credits.
God this looks like such an utter barrel of fun. I cannot wait. I fucking love killing Nazis. I don't have to be sympathetic. It's great. I can drown someone in his own piss and not feel an ounce of remorse.
Time to go buy the previous Wolfenstein games. This does look superb
At 6:45 you can see something peculiar with Billy's neck - if you make a callback to the second scene from trailer it's become clear that [sp]yup, you get your head transplanted on new body somewhere along the way[/sp]
[QUOTE=karimatrix;52348794]At 6:45 you can see something peculiar with Billy's neck - if you make a callback to the second scene from trailer it's become clear that [sp]yup, you get your head transplanted on new body somewhere along the way[/sp][/QUOTE] are you telling me this game has [sp]fucking FrankenBlaz[/sp]
[QUOTE=karimatrix;52348794]At 6:45 you can see something peculiar with Billy's neck - if you make a callback to the second scene from trailer it's become clear that [sp]yup, you get your head transplanted on new body somewhere along the way[/sp][/QUOTE] No [sp]That is part of the suit[/sp]
[QUOTE=RikohZX;52345262]BJ's got the jewish super suit that you find from the endgame of The New Order, so while it seems like the intro mission has you stuck in a wheelchair initially, you get the suit and then basically get superhuman strength to up the ante from the previous game.[/QUOTE] Looks like you become Jew-magic Doom Guy. And that's perfectly damn fine by me. I still haven't quite finished up The Old Blood. This has inspired me to get around to it to justify another play through of TNO.
[QUOTE=JXZ;52348524]question: didn't blazko get fucking nuked in the last game's ending[/QUOTE] He gave the signal to launch. Whatever happens next remains to be seen.
[QUOTE=JXZ;52348524]question: didn't blazko get fucking nuked in the last game's ending[/QUOTE] It'll take a lot more than a nuke to stop BJ. Only roaches and Blazko can survive a nuke.
[QUOTE=Tuskin;52348954]No [sp]That is part of the suit[/sp][/QUOTE] what? [sp] his JEW suit is not present on him, you can see that in other parts when he wears it it literally piercing his coat. Soo i guess it goes like this wheelchair> supersuit to compensate for paralised legs> a whole new body [/sp]
Can confirm there actually are people out there who are offended that you have to work with Communists to fight Nazis [t]http://i.imgur.com/zOYNyDm.png[/t] Trailer made the game look pretty rad. Really liked TNO, hopefully they expand on the gameplay in a meaningful way.
[QUOTE=karimatrix;52349364]what? [sp] his JEW suit is not present on him, you can see that in other parts when he wears it it literally piercing his coat. Soo i guess it goes like this wheelchair> supersuit to compensate for paralised legs> a whole new body [/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Do you really need to emphasize JEW? I don't think they're going to do a transplant, might just be tech to help him walk without the suit[/sp]
[QUOTE=Fish_poke;52349373]Can confirm there actually are people out there who are offended that you have to work with Communists to fight Nazis [t]http://i.imgur.com/zOYNyDm.png[/t] Trailer made the game look pretty rad. Really liked TNO, hopefully they expand on the gameplay in a meaningful way.[/QUOTE] I mean IRL resistance cells in Europe had many communists within their ranks, so it kinda makes sense. Also, judging from that arguing scene they don't seem to be exactly on the same page.
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