DSP insults kid, gets his ass kicked in KI - General

how do block breakers work guys and why can't i block during combos

[QUOTE=RikohZX;42982551]They omitted the Hazard Course tutorial from Black Mesa because they underestimated unfamiliar players and some stupidity. Presumably, DSP's never played the original Half-Life, so it's not ENTIRELY surprising that he doesn't know how to crouch-jump. It's when he endlessly persists that it's some sort of glitch and that the whole thing was messed up to shift the blame for the matter that it gets irksome.[/QUOTE] It actually has a "crouch jump: ctrl+space" prompt in it earlier when you're forced to crouch jump IIRC

How is it that I just can't bear watching his play through past twenty minutes, even with the comments added in. It's just so frustrating.

Oh my God I had no idea who this DSP guy was up until now, but it's so fucking satisfying how so many users just take the piss and kick his ass and mock him. The guy who imitated him and kept saying "I can tell it's gonna be laggy" was hilarious.

@G-Strogg & Burnyhands Well shit, any vote of confidence I gave him to even slightly make him seem like less of a dumbass flew out the window with those statements. v:v:v

Oh man I could hear the "I DIDN'T DO THIS I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING" from a mile. Not only is it a fighting game but also DSP. God that must be the god tier combination of blaming the game.

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;42985015][video=youtube;abYKKrCkF-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abYKKrCkF-c[/video] I know most of us have probably seen this by now, but it's pretty fitting regardless.[/QUOTE] Best video ever.

[QUOTE=Raidyr;42985071]The End fight is physically painful to watch.[/QUOTE] I had a good hard laugh before it even started. "I'm about to face the father of sniping...where's my shotgun?"

he's such a whiny little bitch.

[QUOTE=Waffle cones.;42990238]It wouldn't be a DSP thread without this video. [video=youtube;zs1IKZv8YyY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY[/video][/QUOTE] Oh regarding his playthrough on Black Mesa. [video=youtube;lZji8CScSyY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZji8CScSyY[/video]

I wish Killer Instinct wasn't behind such a bullshit free to play restrictions wall and exclusive to xbox one because it sure look damn fun to play. And they make those final combo look so damn cool with the sound/music sync.

[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;42990965]I wish Killer Instinct wasn't behind such a bullshit free to play restrictions wall and exclusive to xbox one because it sure look damn fun to play. And they make those final combo look so damn cool with the sound/music sync.[/QUOTE] You can buy the game in a more standard retail manner upfront and get all the content normally, the F2P is just there for those who may be interested in the game as a way to induct them softly (albeit with lots of Jagos).

[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;42990965]I wish Killer Instinct wasn't behind such a bullshit free to play restrictions wall and exclusive to xbox one because it sure look damn fun to play. And they make those final combo look so damn cool with the sound/music sync.[/QUOTE] the f2p is more like a demo. don't know why they decided to release it as "f2p" when it's actually a demo. also you can get everything in the game for $40.

[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;42995201]the f2p is more like a demo. don't know why they decided to release it as "f2p" when it's actually a demo. also you can get everything in the game for $40.[/QUOTE] And you can get everything that's important, AKA all the characters, for $20. Though the $40 version includes the original Killer Instinct as well, and they want to add online play to that later on, I believe.

[QUOTE=varg666;42990923]Oh regarding his playthrough on Black Mesa. [video=youtube;lZji8CScSyY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZji8CScSyY[/video][/QUOTE] he's a "professional" and yet he's playing very under average + doing what literally anyone can

why does the new killer instinct look like stop motion?

Does he really find himself funny? "Shut up kid. HAHAHAHAHA" How is that at all funny

He has the most irritating laugh of all time.

I hate these kind of YouTube channels, but justice is always good.

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;42997520][url]http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/91150[/url] 2nd reply, kingofhate is obviously dsp my fucking sides[/QUOTE] It requires an account to view forum posts, can you get a screencap?

[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;42997267]He has the most irritating laugh of all time.[/QUOTE] I think his voice in general is annoying. His accent is so annoying "wtf dude" "this is [I]bugged[/I]".

You really have to be a special kind of asshole to make a meme image of yourself, advertise your stuff in your signature and then add "It's good to be the king." at the end. And actually calling himself the king of hate.

[QUOTE=Saturn V;42997760]You really have to be a special kind of asshole to make a meme image of yourself, advertise your stuff in your signature and then add "It's good to be the king." at the end. And actually calling himself the king of hate.[/QUOTE] Yeah it should be "The king of being hated"

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;42997683]Massive post by s-kill (former capcom employee, now sony employee) makes a massive post about why scrubs are scrubs, full on detail. dsp replies [img]http://puu.sh/5uOs6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] "Hate Cannot Die" this guys a deep motherfucker

This is my first time watching this guy and I'm already annoyed only 15 seconds in, what's with his attitude? He sounds childishly sarcastic.

[QUOTE=Anthophobian;42998274]This is my first time watching this guy and I'm already annoyed only 15 seconds in, what's with his attitude? He sounds childishly sarcastic.[/QUOTE] If you really want to see him at his most childish, check the MGS3 video and look for cutscenes with Eva. I swear to god, he literally acts like a 12-year old.

[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;42997267]He has the most irritating laugh of all time.[/QUOTE] "AWH!!! AWH!!! AWH!!! AWH!!! AWH!!! AWH!!! This is so stuuuuupid!"

I know it's a different game but this has motivated me to learn how to play street fighter. Also LOVED seeing DSP getting ripped a new one.

The only reason why I would ever want to meet DSP irl is so I could have a splitscreen match with him in a fighter game. That way he couldn't blame 'online lag' when he loses.

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;42998771]The only reason why I would ever want to meet DSP irl is so I could have a splitscreen match with him in a fighter game. That way he couldn't blame 'online lag' when he loses.[/QUOTE] He'd blame the controller instead.