Watch a woman being shot in the butt with a slice of pizza in slow motion

[PersonalJesus69]

[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;48704497]What do you think aliens would think of this?

"The foodstuff object in the recording is called 'pizza', which is comprised of harvested wheat, a fruit that has been smashed into a paste, and circular cuts from an animal's carcass, all plastered together in an eerie, almost geometric shape.

While commonly used to meet a human's body's carbon-based energy needs, this recording depicts a human male throw the 'pizza' at a human female's buttocks, whereas the recording is slowed down to a considerable degree. It is unknown what the purpose of such an action is.Whether as a strange ritual to please their gods, an attempt to arouse the female for mating purposes, or for some other esoteric reason remains unknown. It is equally puzzling what the viewer of the recording is supposed to get from it as well. Perhaps as a form of enlightenment?"

yes i just wrote all of that help me[/QUOTE]

sounds exactly like something they'd say

are you a FUCKING ALIEN???

[LiquidNazgul]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;48704998]sounds exactly like something they'd say

are you a FUCKING ALIEN???[/QUOTE]

No I just read way too much goddamn science fiction.

And then I watched this video.

[Chocolate.]

Her name is Aria Alexander for those of you who want to see her get shot with something that isn't pizza.

[ZombieDawgs]

The future is now.

[ridinmybike]

[QUOTE=Chocolate.;48706364]Her name is Aria Alexander for those of you who want to see her get shot with something that isn't pizza.[/QUOTE]
like donuts and milk?

[FunnyGamer]

[QUOTE=Chocolate.;48706364]Her name is Aria Alexander for those of you who want to see her get shot with something that isn't pizza.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather not watch snuff, thanks.

[Tufty 🌹]

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;48699778]Is this somebody's fetish?[/QUOTE]

when something is so fucking ridiculous I can't fathom any reason for it to be done, I take comfort in the knowledge that someone is jerking off to it

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Chocolate.;48706364]Her name is Aria Alexander for those of you who want to see her get shot with something that isn't pizza.[/QUOTE]
I'd rather not watch someone get murdered.

[Elite Phazon]

As if people already didn't have enough random shit to do in their free time lol

[GURREN LAGANN]

I wanna pizza dat ass