[QUOTE=haloguy234;50786672]I have the opposite problem. It seems every time I'm out drinking and I get shitfaced attractive girls are all over me because I turn into this massive ball of confidence and I can have really good conversations and do all this great shit, and then they want to fuck and when I catch on I start to lose interest. I don't know why but I start to steer her interest away from me by making myself as embarrassing as possible. Last few times I said shit like "well I like to jerk off to hentai", "I don't need women, I have VR porn", and the holy grail, "sorry, I rode here with friends" after being asked "so are you taking me home tonight?"
I intentionally say these things hoping it will cause them to lose interest and it never works. It backfires. Somehow, some way, it fucking backfires. Hentai girl became more interested, saying "ohh...so that means we can try all that fucked up kinky shit." VR girl started licking my ears and sucking on my fingers. And the take me home and fuck me girl threw me on the floor and started grinding on my face.
I wish I could fucking make this shit up but I can't, I'm not creative enough for it. I don't know why I do that and I don't know why it has consistently backfired every single time, but I'm thinking the next opportunity I should just take it instead of trying to push them away.[/QUOTE]
Can I go to this bar too
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