iRenew: IT'S AN ARMBAND THAT GIVES YOU ENERGY AND BETTER BALANCE - General

[QUOTE=joeboe242;24245609]Americans will believe anything, I mean gee wiz[/QUOTE] Its not just America, shit like this sells all over the place. [QUOTE=Sir Colton;24245777]Wears 100 - Die from overdose[/QUOTE] No you become like superman.

[QUOTE=joeboe242;24245609]Americans will believe anything, I mean gee wiz[/QUOTE] I'm an American that can tell blatant bullshit when I see it just as anyone with any common sense. If you think stupidity only exists in America, just go to your local shopping mall and watch shady salesmen prey on the gullible.

I just bought 40.

[QUOTE=Tacooo;24247594]I just bought 40.[/QUOTE] Real men wear 100 on each arm.

Cool! I'll use the iRenew with my new iMemory (it's a USB flash drive that you plug into your brain!) and become practically SUPER-HUMAN!

ads like this make me so mad that idiots actually fall for them

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;24242956]I hate pseudo-science newage bullshit. I remember my aunt buying like a detoxifyer footbath that when you stuck your feet in the water and poured the packet of stuff into the water after 10 minutes all the toxins would be sucked out of the soles of your feet and the water would turn black because of it. I told my aunt that I wanted to try, so I took one of the packets and put it in the water without putting my feet or any other vestige of my body in... it still turned black.[/QUOTE] This one time...my buddy Keith...

Does anyone have any idea how this would actually work? It just looks like a band with some polished metal.

[QUOTE=Calasmere;24243265]You guys have to watch this crap, like Billy Mays? Here in the UK, we have top-notch advertisements which generally don't consist of a man telling us to buy stupid shit for 5 easy installments of 599.99 US Dollars. Lucky us.[/QUOTE] Yeah, your [b]SO[/b] intelligent.

[QUOTE=RedRibbonMurderer;24250742]Does anyone have any idea how this would actually work? It just looks like a band with some polished metal.[/QUOTE] What is the IRenew bracelet? The IRenew Bracelet is an energy balancing bracelet that helps bring new, fresh energy into your life. The bracelet helps restore balance, strength, and energy by going above and beyond traditional [b]ionic and magnetic[/b] jewelry. The newest and most powerful energy balancing technology is used with the IRenew bracelet. Overall, the IRenew bracelet will help you sleep better, improve your flexibility, increase your energy, and make you feel better across the board. The bracelets come in both white and black. [url]http://irenewbracelet.org/[/url]

I can't believe anyone would think that this bullshit actually works.

Celebrities wear them?? Get me 10!

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;24242775][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv_NK_qSgfU[/media] people who believe this need to be shot.[/QUOTE] :09 rochelle what have the zombies done to your voice :saddowns: [editline]08:04PM[/editline] You've heard the buzz about it[I] on the internet[/I], that means it's instantly good!

Balance test: They reversed the shots. The bracelet is fucking heavy. That makes it seem more expensive. [editline]01:05AM[/editline] Or maybe it just injects you full of steroids

Boy, this is just the placebo effect at its ultimate form, isn't it?

So how much is this Irony, and is it somehow related to :irony: :confused: [editline]04:07AM[/editline] Gimme bad reading, the name's iRenew. Question still stands.

Someone tried to pull this shit near here too, with something called the AMega wand. I can't find it on the internet but I still have a copy I grabbed from the board here's some fun snippets: "All living organisms have a field of energy surrounding them called the bio-energetic field" "In your everyday life, you are compromised by the effects of a polluted world. These pollutants include cell phones, computers, electrical appliances, toxins in food, water and air, stress and much more" "AMized Fusion Technology (R) (AFT) is a proprietary technology solely developed by the Amega Global Research & Development Team; compromising of a group of scientists, doctors and physicists over a period of 25 years within the principles of Quantum Physics and Quantum Mechanics. AFT(R) products resonate at zero-point energy and helps the bio-energetic fields to source the life force energy to release the congestion of the flow of energy in the body and harmonize the resonance of the bio-energetic field bringing all aspects (mental, emotional, physical, and spiritual) into harmony." "AMWand Uses: Increased energy and wellbeing, Energize any area of the body, Energize body fluids, Energize and optimize food and water, Enhanced sleep, Protection from toxins in food, Energize food and drink, Energize personal care products Energize your beverages by moving the AMWand in a clockwise motion and notice the difference in taste. The AMWand can also be used on the face after application of skin care products. Use gently and always stroke upwards to prevent skin from sagging." So remember guys, when you're being polluted by nasty things like water and air, the scientists at Amega have your back using quantum physics. Just stir this wand in your water and you'll notice the difference in taste! We actually called the woman who was on the back of the pamphlette, and she said it was $400 dollars. We got the guy to ask if it would cure his uncle's cancer (lie by the way) and she said it would. What a heartless bitch, trying to sell something to someone like that.

[QUOTE=Dclone2;24251212]Balance test: They reversed the shots. The bracelet is fucking heavy. That makes it seem more expensive. [editline]01:05AM[/editline] Or maybe it just injects you full of steroids[/QUOTE] "Hey want to take a balance test?" "Sure." Guy falls over "Put this bracelet on." "Okay" "Want to do the test again now that you know exactly how it'll work?" "Sure" Guy doesn't fall over because he was prepared for it

[QUOTE=alextrooper;24250804]Yeah, your [B]SO[/B] intelligent.[/QUOTE] [B]You're[/B] very intelligent.

My teacher believes this. He put them on and assured us that he was more flexible. But he's also 75 and a little crazy.

I recall meeting a guy trying to seel these at a local street fair. After returning to the spot he was set up about half an hour later, he was gone without a trace - even his stall was down. I figured it was just another snake oil gimmick that nobody actually believed.

It doesn't work. Oh the iRony

what happens if you wear several at a time though

I keep getting spam mail for this, I laughed my fucking ass off when I went to their site. Also "THIS IS GREAT Hahahah, what is it?"

Whenever I see stuff like this I always ask them for the scientific explanation and who did the scientific study. They never give it.

I'll take 50!

Unless a comitee of external studies can show that this has any effect what so ever (yeah right), it should be taken off of the market, because quite frankly it's a scam.

It does have an effect Jallen. The placebo most people get off of things like this is the only reason it cannot be taken off the market. I mean really, they could sell a magic luck stone and if people believed the placebo in it than it makes them feel better. I am completely against this shit but it makes some people feel better.

[QUOTE=Waffle99;24260906]It does have an effect Jallen. The placebo most people get off of things like this is the only reason it cannot be taken off the market. I mean really, they could sell a magic luck stone and if people believed the placebo in it than it makes them feel better. I am completely against this shit but it makes some people feel better.[/QUOTE] The fact that it's a placebo doesn't make it acceptable. They are bare face lying to everybody.

[QUOTE=Muzz1;24242798]Gullible Americans. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight][/QUOTE] God damnit "verynicelady" stop banning people for stupid shit. He made a great point.