iRenew: IT'S AN ARMBAND THAT GIVES YOU ENERGY AND BETTER BALANCE - General

[QUOTE=SystemGS;24253621]what happens if you wear several at a time though[/QUOTE] You float. Or else your inner ear semicircular canals in charge of equiibrium explode. Take your chances.

[QUOTE=Combine_dumb;24242970]The only people I can see falling for this would be gullible old people. And why hasn't apple sued the makers of this for the name. Also the acting in the commercial is horrible I hope the random people were paid enough.[/QUOTE] Apple actually tried to copyright the lower case i before a name but no court was stupid enough to take it up. Thats why things like iCarly are still around. Copyrights are SOOOO stupid sometimes.

[QUOTE=Calasmere;24243265]You guys have to watch this crap, like Billy Mays? Here in the UK, we have top-notch advertisements which generally don't consist of a man telling us to buy stupid shit for 5 easy installments of 599.99 US Dollars. Lucky us.[/QUOTE] Yeah you have to deal with the fucking Go Compare man instead.

[QUOTE=Calasmere;24243265]You guys have to watch this crap, like Billy Mays? Here in the UK, we have top-notch advertisements which generally don't consist of a man telling us to buy stupid shit for 5 easy installments of 599.99 US Dollars. Lucky us.[/QUOTE] Instead, we get this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo[/media] :ninja:

This reminds me of those commercials I used to see for something like 'the blood and body of christ oil' I saw on local TV. These old assholes dipping their hands in pots of vegetable oil, claiming while shaking I FEEL THE POWER OF CHRIST THROUGH ME. They even had a woman saying it cured her being blind. "Call now for a free copy of how to remove curses, hexes, and spells!"

:wtc: I mean, seriously... why would ANYONE actually beleive this? Its the thing where if you beleive that it works, it works, but if you dont, it doesnt...

One of the people they interviewed didn't even know what it was.

Jesus christ, this is about as dumb as the HD glasses they have at 7/11, and alot of people buy that shit.

Stay in school kids.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;24247848]Real men wear 100 on each arm.[/QUOTE] Real men don't believe in this shit. [editline]07:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheMadF'inHatta;24265086]Jesus christ, this is about as dumb as the HD glasses they have at 7/11, and alot of people buy that shit.[/QUOTE] Let me guess, they make everything you see much more hi-res?

What the fuck.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;24242956]I hate pseudo-science newage bullshit. I remember my aunt buying like a detoxifyer footbath that when you stuck your feet in the water and poured the packet of stuff into the water after 10 minutes all the toxins would be sucked out of the soles of your feet and the water would turn black because of it. I told my aunt that I wanted to try, so I took one of the packets and put it in the water without putting my feet or any other vestige of my body in... it still turned black.[/QUOTE] It's all in peoples heads. [QUOTE=Muzz1;24242798]Gullible Americans. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight][/QUOTE] C'mon man. He had a point.

This is how it works in the video. I've seen this happening before: You see, in the "Before" shot, it shows that iRenew faggot pushing down on their back, and the person loses their balance. But after putting on the bracelet, they have better balance. That is because the first time the faggot pushes down on you, you're not expecting it so you trip, but the 2nd time with the bracelet, you're expecting it so you put more weight on your feet so you don't fall. It's all placebo.

iProduct, how original

[QUOTE=Calasmere;24243265]You guys have to watch this crap, like Billy Mays? Here in the UK, we have top-notch advertisements which generally don't consist of a man telling us to buy stupid shit for 5 easy installments of 599.99 US Dollars. Lucky us.[/QUOTE] cilit bang

[QUOTE=Namo;24261039]God damnit "verynicelady" stop banning people for stupid shit. He made a great point.[/QUOTE] Protip to people who rated me dumb: I'm American :smug:

Countdown to being sued by Apple?

[B]Mother fucking placebo effect[/B]

HI! knuckles calhoon here! have you ever wanted better balance? well from the makers of "iGot (ripped off)" comes the revolutionary new way to maintain balance.... LEGS! By using various different muscles, tendons and ligaments, or knew product; Legs help you stay balanced almost perfectly

It injects acid directly into the body

[QUOTE=Glitter;24295145]cilit bang[/QUOTE] [highlight][B]BANG[/B][/highlight] And the money is gone.

0:22 Wow! What is this? Where am I? Are you my grand son?

My grandma bought a Q-Ray.. We stole it and gave it away in a mall. This is also the same grandma who I told I don't trust to drive me around, and she said I was wrong, she took a free online survey for good drivers.

Sounds like a fucking Zelda item

You know it's shit when they give you more than one when you only need one.

[QUOTE=TheMadF'inHatta;24265086]Jesus christ, this is about as dumb as the HD glasses they have at 7/11, and alot of people buy that shit.[/QUOTE] I tried a pair of those on, it looked just like if you wear those Real-D 3D glasses.

my chemistry teacher wears one :Dawkins102: