Dead Space 3 - A Cinematic Experience™© - General

imagine if the game had no human enemies "Wtf???? haev to fight nothing but necomorphancers like in the last 2 games? causalized REHASH..... fuck EA"

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;39487416]Okay uhm, just got it, it's pretty much unplayable Other than ragdolls flying everywhere, the game stutters like [I]fuck[/I] It's like playing an MP game where the other players have very high ping, except for everything Even when I turn to look round, it's like the camera is skipping or something (as if it were on a piece of rubber and being pushed over the floor) Everything has it, even the enemies [/QUOTE] [img]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3063/deadspacevsynca57.png[/img]

For people not wholly convinced: A video of a segment occurring DIRECTLY after the intro levels. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXMOD-ISO6U&list=SP9MoLfABC7y5jTt6Yb8_GuuQVVwIKPjoV[/media] There's a bit of a flashy fight at the beginning, but nothing we haven't seen in the past 2 games, after that, its what you'd want from a Dead Space game. In short? You're all acting like a bunch of whiny idiots letting an incredibly biased video decide your own opinions for you. The game's NOT as bad as you're making it out to be from the first 10 minutes, sans the actual necromorphs scenes. Of course, you're all going to ignore this because it's [I]sooooo [/I]damn clever and funny to say "EA PRESENTS: Gear of Dead Space 3: Modern Spacefare"

Honestly, I have no beef with the human enemy sections, it was really just the last part that I found hilarious due to what I already described. Of course, I'd be concerned if the human enemy fights aren't as polished/good as necromorph fights. I have to wonder, since I haven't actually played the game, how is the human enemy AI? From the look of things they're meant to lock onto you with their laser sights and then open fire.

The writing goes absolutely stupid at the end. Specifically the fact that [sp]The ending IS the ending to Mass Effect 3, just minus the Starchild.[/sp]

This video is stupid. It's just a little part of the game. The Unitologists you've been hearing so much all throughout the series are finally making their move, and of course they'll try to stop you. Also you pricks whine about the tiniest shit. You fuckers are getting pretty annoying.

[QUOTE=Skyward;39487860]Of course, you're all going to ignore this because it's [I]sooooo [/I]damn clever and funny to say "EA PRESENTS: Gear of Dead Space 3: Modern Spacefare"[/QUOTE] This is nothing new. Every time a big sequel pops up, it's pretty much assured nowadays that this kind of thing will happen each and every time.

[QUOTE=FpShepard;39487834][img]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3063/deadspacevsynca57.png[/img][/QUOTE] sweet christ almighty why didn't anyone tell me about this when I got this for the PC years ago WHY DID I SUFFER THROUGH THE WHOLE GAME WITHOUT THIS

The enemies don't seem nearly as meaty as they were back in Dead Space 2.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;39490509]The enemies don't seem nearly as meaty as they were back in Dead Space 2.[/QUOTE] What exactly do you mean by meaty? If you mean how they don't look like recently mutilated corpses, it's because they aren't. At least most aren't. Many of Necros you fight in this game are ancient corpses, pretty much mummified.

Alright, there's plenty of fishy shit in DS3, but for fuck sake, stop cherrypicking like this. It just makes you look like a twat. Maybe we could actually get somewhere with criticizing it for its actual flaws, rather than pulling out the old and tired "TOO CINEMATIC ITS JUST LIKE GEARS OF WAR LOL EA RUIN EVERYTHING AM I RITE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO STICK IT TO EA MAAAAAAN!!" argument. But why do that when you can get lots of ~internet cred~ for taking a scene out of context and making it look like the whole game is "gears of cod hurr hurr". Bugger off.

I hate how biased Facepunch is. Sure, you'll have games like Dead Space 3 where half of the members like it, while the other half doesn't. Although, there are always those other games that the community gives absolutely no permission to talk about. (Or will at least harass you for it.) I need to stop going into the general games section.

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;39486392]Ah yes, a "horror game" we have dismissed that claim[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JgcxCub;39487151]I think he knew what was going to happen. The real questions are: 1) Why are they cars? Doesn't really seem to fit. 2) Why are they so badly animated? 3) WHY THE HELL DOES TIME HAVE TO SLOW DOWN[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JgcxCub;39487416]Okay uhm, just got it, it's pretty much unplayable Other than ragdolls flying everywhere, the game stutters like [I]fuck[/I] It's like playing an MP game where the other players have very high ping, except for everything Even when I turn to look round, it's like the camera is skipping or something (as if it were on a piece of rubber and being pushed over the floor) Everything has it, even the enemies [editline]5th February 2013[/editline] No as in it goes all CoD to look ~cool~ and zooms in and explosions and whatever (Rather than just that car slowing down)[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/glee/images/c/c7/Imgur_gallery_hZSfl_It's_Time_to_Stop_Posting.jpg[/IMG]