• Videogames Reviews by Me (English Language)
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This is gotta be a troll, seriously. A great one at that.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;37795548]This is gotta be a troll, seriously. A great one at that.[/QUOTE] Actually I'm serious. If you like the involontary humor, well, why not?
[QUOTE=mario92;37795590]Actually I'm serious. If you like the involontary humor, well, why not?[/QUOTE] 'Hey guys, I'm serious, I may look like a retard while I'm making these videos, but if you think I am, go ahead and laugh! That's fine!'
[QUOTE=mp3karas;37795690]'Hey guys, I'm serious, I may look like a retard while I'm making these videos, but if you think I am, go ahead and laugh! That's fine!'[/QUOTE] Did you know that the pingas of Robotnik wants your ass?
Definite troll. C'mon FP, you slippin'.
[QUOTE=mario92;37795786]Did you know that the pingas of Robotnik wants your ass?[/QUOTE] You speak like a retard You're not willing to cop anything we're saying no matter how useful it is You're spamming the video section with shit nobody cares about You steal people's gameplay footage and review them, probably having no reconciliation to the game whatsoever and relying off what you see And now you're trolling users What the fuck dude
[video=youtube;xhOjGaBobLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhOjGaBobLQ[/video]
"I never played original Half Lives" Huh.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;37795908]You speak like a retard And now you're trolling users What the fuck dude[/QUOTE] "You write". Who's a retard now. [editline]25th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=RaTcHeT302;37796015]"I never played original Half Lives" Huh.[/QUOTE] So? Mistakes happen. And anyway I pronounced that correctly.
[QUOTE=mario92;37795981][video=youtube;xhOjGaBobLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhOjGaBobLQ[/video][/QUOTE] You used a fucking, I don't know 8-9 year old trailer and you don't even bother to get proper footage that is current, you review the whole trailer? "The sound track is amazing" Okay, tell me one song that happens when the rebel is killed after you defeat the snipers hint: Tr____ a_ ___n [editline]25th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=mario92;37796017]"You write". Who's a retard now. [/QUOTE] I don't understand, what are you saying
Why are you guys still feeding this clown. You're all being played for suckers. Let this be the last message and let this thread die. Please.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;37796103]Why are you guys still feeding this clown. You're all played for suckers. Let this be the last message and let this thread die. Please.[/QUOTE] Go back fapping on neko girls. I'm a clown, so I could make laugh, you are just a pour unfortuante soul.
[QUOTE=mario92;37795981][video=youtube;xhOjGaBobLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhOjGaBobLQ[/video][/QUOTE] ... Yeah, you're a terrible reviewer. Sorry for having any faith in you. Let me explain what you're doing wrong: 1. It was 2004. Not many open-world, non-linear, non-scripted games existed back then. 2. The story was actually in depth and has big scale if you would actually pay attention to it. 3. Jesus, if you're going to make a review, make the grammar and spelling understandable. I had to rewatch that video a few times to understand some words. 4. You're complaint is that the environments are very dark? How does that make sense? This game is meant to be dark. Not sunshines and lollipops. 5. Why would suddenly start to talk about the Ravenholm chapter out of nowhere? The review is just so messy and has no plan for explanation whatsoever. 6. Resident Evil in 5th person? ... Yeah, you're a troll. Fuck you. 7. You haven't played the game, I assure you. You talk about random game footage you find in the game and about reviews. You just don't know the game. 8. The alt-fire for weapons don't use more ammo to have a bigger effect. Play the game before reviewing it. 9. You don't tell your final opinion on the game after review. No score, no 'buy or not buy', no nothing. Why are you even reviewing games if you haven't even played them? You need to do everything yourself. Game reviewing isn't slapping random videos found on the internet with your voice in it and talking random shit you read about it in 5 minutes. Game reviewing is when you sit down, play a game, try to get into it if possible, then analyze it, reverse-engineer it, decompose it and find out its' mechanics. You record your footage during your playthrough and then edit the clips you want to show for your viewers. After that's done, you write an understandable but short script for the review which analyzes, rates and explains the game for someone who doesn't know if they should buy it. You're a honest-to-truth terrible reviewer. You have to improve on every basis a reviewer has to be - quality over quantity, length, SENSE, the actual review and the script, playing the actual fucking game to have an opinion, WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE FUCKING REVIEW, proper gameplay and sound quality, you failed at every single base for reviewing video games.
[QUOTE=mario92;37796111]Go back fapping on neko girls.[/QUOTE] Sounds like fun, where can I sign up? Plus fapping [I]on[/I] requires said 'neko girls' to be physical. [QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;37796103]Why are you guys still feeding this clown. You're all being played for suckers. Let this be the last message and let this thread die. Please.[/QUOTE] Because its fun!
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;37796103]Why are you guys still feeding this clown. You're all being played for suckers. Let this be the last message and let this thread die. Please.[/QUOTE] Sorry, when were we feeding him? I raged a bit, I admit, but I find him completely hilarious. He makes me feel good about myself. But as you wish, the thread will probably be closed down by the mods anyway, so I guess this is it.
[QUOTE=mario92;37796111]Go back fapping on neko girls. I'm a clown, so I could make laugh, you are just a pour unfortuante soul.[/QUOTE] I'm gonna break my vow to not feed you for [i]one[/i] second. Yes, I like neko girls. But at least I don't [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1161909&p=37775038&viewfull=1#post37775038]randomly walk into unrelated threads[/url] to [url=http://puu.sh/18wK0]flaunt my fetishes around[/url] to other people [url=http://puu.sh/18wKs]in detail.[/url] And you're gonna jump on me for having a catgirl avatar? Lmao. Granted, I commend you for somehow riling up FP despite how obvious your trolling is. But please, give it up. You're no maestro of trolling art by any means. [editline]asldklk[/editline] [QUOTE=mario92;37796254]Infact. Just an apprentice. And the apprentice win the maestro with the force. Pwned.[/QUOTE] Way to break the first rule of trolling. A troll never admits he or she is trolling. Durr.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;37796218]I'm gonna break my vow to not feed you for [i]one[/i] second. Yes, I like neko girls. But at least I don't [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1161909&p=37775038&viewfull=1#post37775038]randomly walk into unrelated threads[/url] to [url=http://puu.sh/18wK0]flaunt my fetishes around[/url] to other people [url=http://puu.sh/18wKs]in detail.[/url] And you're gonna jump on me for having a catgirl avatar? Lmao. Granted, I commend you for somehow riling up FP despite how obvious your trolling is. But please, give it up. You're no maestro of trolling art by any means.[/QUOTE] Infact. Just an apprentice. And the apprentice win the maestro with the force. Pwned.
[QUOTE=mario92;37796254]Infact. Just an apprentice. And the apprentice win the maestro with the force. Pwned.[/QUOTE] What the fuck does that even mean? You just suck at reading, don't you? He's no troll of arts, and you're no apprentice. You're an idiot. You can go die in a hole now, bye.
[QUOTE=mario92;37796254]Infact. Just an apprentice. And the apprentice win the maestro with the force. Pwned.[/QUOTE] Hell, I don't know what this means, but from what I can gather, it seems to be him admitting trolling. Everybody, pack your bags, this thread is over.
[QUOTE=mp3karas;37796279]What the fuck does that even mean? You just suck at reading, don't you? He's no troll of arts, and you're no apprentice. You're an idiot. You can go die in a hole now, bye.[/QUOTE] You started. You wanted it. You lost. I'm an idiot. I'm glad to be like that then. Because I AM something. And what can be idiotic to you, can be genial to others. Plus, you are an escapist. You are weak. You start to offend so you can find a niche to lurk in. "You are empty"
[QUOTE=mario92;37796298]You started. You wanted it. You lost. I'm an idiot. I'm glad to be like that then. Because I AM something. And what can be idiotic to you, can be genial to others. Plus, you are an escapist. You are weak. "You are empty"[/QUOTE] One last post before I leave you to rot forever: [QUOTE=mario92;37796298] And what can be idiotic to you, can be genial to others. [/QUOTE] [quote] This resembles Resident Evil in 5th person [/quote] You are truly a genius and example to us all, sir.
Hahaha I just watched the video. That fucking accent how can you guys not seriously realize this fuck's a load of shit. That's the most fake and forced accent I've ever heard ahahaha.
[QUOTE=mario92;37772551]Well still better than shitty.[/QUOTE] these are terribly shitty
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;37796371]Hahaha I just watched the video. That fucking accent how can you guys not seriously realize this fuck's a load of shit. That's the most fake and forced accent I've ever heard ahahaha.[/QUOTE] Actually it is a sincere accent, neko fapper.
[QUOTE=mario92;37796298]You started. You wanted it. You lost. I'm an idiot. I'm glad to be like that then. Because I AM something. And what can be idiotic to you, can be genial to others. Plus, you are an escapist. You are weak. You start to offend so you can find a niche to lurk in. "You are empty"[/QUOTE] lmao backtrack harder you're just mad because facepunch didn't like your terrible videos
[QUOTE=Murkat;37796593]lmao backtrack harder you're just mad because facepunch didn't like your terrible videos[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;SgqN7N7NciI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgqN7N7NciI[/video]
Wow, this is back in the front page again. Why did you revive it? This thread smells. Stop posting, seriously. (can a fucking mod get in here already and close this jesus fuck)
[QUOTE=mp3karas;37796932]Wow, this is back in the front page again. Why did you revive it? This thread smells. Stop posting, seriously. (can a fucking mod get in here already and close this jesus fuck)[/QUOTE] You're an hypocrite too. You said you wouldn't write anymore here. You fail.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;37796371]Hahaha I just watched the video. That fucking accent how can you guys not seriously realize this fuck's a load of shit. That's the most fake and forced accent I've ever heard ahahaha.[/QUOTE] have you ever been to Italy? Trust me you could easily find people with a much worse accent than his. He's not faking it.
Footage not really good here. D: Still the game it's old, so old footage. [video=youtube;_LqhkruXq58]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LqhkruXq58[/video]
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