Jimmy Kimmel's "I told my kids I ate their Halloween Candy" 2013

[bepassley]

You know another easy way to make your kids cry? Tell them they have to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live.

[SgtTupelo]

Jesus most kids are ugly when they cry.
I don't understand it though, isn't crying supposed to show that they're in distress and make adults / parents want to help? I just want to turn around and walk the other way when a little kid starts crying his/her lungs out.

[Mad.Hatter]

when I was 12 I went trick or treating with two friends, this being the first time my parents let me go by myself. We brought our pillow cases and filled those things to the top. On my way back to my house alone, a car pulled up and out jumped four high school kids, they took my bag, destroyed my costume and kicked me in the chest breaking a rib. After they drove off and some neighbor lady helped me to my house. I told my parents what happened and about the pain in my chest, they drove me to the hospital.

[Lukeo]

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;42775807]Jesus most kids are ugly when they cry.
I don't understand it though, isn't crying supposed to show that they're in distress and make adults / parents want to help? I just want to turn around and walk the other way when a little kid starts crying his/her lungs out.[/QUOTE]

Yes because some kid crying is comparable to a child of your own.

[ionuttzu]

[QUOTE=Mad.Hatter;42777217]when I was 12 I went trick or treating with two friends, this being the first time my parents let me go by myself. We brought our pillow cases and filled those things to the top. On my way back to my house alone, a car pulled up and out jumped four high school kids, they took my bag, destroyed my costume and kicked me in the chest breaking a rib. After they drove off and some neighbor lady helped me to my house. I told my parents what happened and about the pain in my chest, they drove me to the hospital.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, did the cops find those cunts?

[la🅱️🅱️et]

i remember the year where my mom threw away all my candy

and she wasn't joking

[Ninja Duck]

Oh my god they're scarred forever.

[video=youtube;YxCKyZSZnio]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCKyZSZnio[/video]

[HoodedSniper]

[QUOTE=Supacasey;42772172]Putting the child abuse shit aside for a second, why is watching kids cry for 6 minutes funny anyway?[/QUOTE]

Because its all in good fun and cute and they get their candy and are happy.

All the people acting like these kids will get emotional trauma are so god damn stupid, its like saying a kids gonna get emotional trauma because he didnt get the toy he wanted.

These little kids arent gonna have PTSD Halloween flashbacks, waking up sweating in the middle of the night after having that nightmare again, the one with no Halloween candy.

[Mad.Hatter]

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;42779341]Holy shit, did the cops find those cunts?[/QUOTE]

nope

[halflambada]

that little kid who gave the thumbs up while his brother was crying is the best