Oh yeah like I was just supposed to assume my fire alarm needed batteries
fucking bullshit I can't even block the flames, I'm pressing the button and nothing is happening wow
[QUOTE=darth-veger;44333076]Isn't DSP just a internet personality? Or is it actually true that he [I]actually[/I] is that retarded.[/QUOTE]
he most likely is actually that stupid, Slowbeef, Diabeetus, and i think Pat from Best Friends Play discussed it on Retsutalk one time. iirc they all concluded that, if it is an act, it's so incredibly consistent that it basically doesn't matter one way or the other - there's pretty much no hints at all that he's faking, and he acts like that outside his channel as well, which would suggest he's actually like that all the damn time. either way he's a huge dick to his fans, and unlike PewDiePie he has absolutely no ability to market himself to people.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;44333076]Isn't DSP just a internet personality? Or is it actually true that he [I]actually[/I] is that retarded.[/QUOTE]
I recall at one point seeing some actual pro Street Fighter players talk about him once going up against them, he really is this bad.
I like how DSP says he's against bullying yet bullies players online and even his own fanbase
[video=youtube;grtOswQgG_M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtOswQgG_M[/video]
[QUOTE=tempunary;44333185]I can't find the video I saw but this one's close enough.
[video=youtube;anWq6P8g33A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anWq6P8g33A[/video][/QUOTE]
Holy shit. I can't believe that's real. I knew he was inept at games but I didn't know the jokes about him being inept at life were [i]true[/i].
DSP will literally end up like Chris Chan.
With his house burnt to a crisp and out of a job.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;44334039]DSP will literally end up like Chris Chan.
With his house burnt to a crisp and out of a job.[/QUOTE]
he doesn't have a job
his job is rolling off the couch and turning the xbox off
[QUOTE=J!NX;44334045]he doesn't have a job
his job is rolling off the couch and turning the xbox off[/QUOTE]
And Chris chan's job was rolling off the bed and turning the computer off.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;44334089]And Chris chan's job was rolling off the bed and turning the computer off.[/QUOTE]
and then wiping the cheetos off of himself going back to bed
[sp]at 7pm[/sp]
Phil and Chris should be friends, they have so much in common!
Chris Chan, DSP and Dobson are like a unholy trinity of fat slob losers who assemble into the ultimate lifeform, the perfect fat slob, the king of all terrible decisions.
AL MCWHIGGIN.
[img]http://www.pixar-planet.fr/psd/capture_perso/ts/al3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;44323890]Oh god, that laugh impression scares the shit out of me.[/QUOTE]
It reminds me of The Joker, all the terrifying ones.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;44332730]And his final words, as the fire turns him into crispy mess are...
"THANKS KOJIMA HUHUHUHUH"[/QUOTE]
At least his neighbors might mistake his laugh for a fire alarm and call 911.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;44334361]Chris Chan, DSP and Dobson are like a unholy trinity of fat slob losers who assemble into the ultimate lifeform, the perfect fat slob, the king of all terrible decisions.
AL MCWHIGGIN.
[img]http://www.pixar-planet.fr/psd/capture_perso/ts/al3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[I]Kojima World Order Presents:[/I]
[B]Metal Phil Solid 2: Sons of McWhiggin[/B]
Al never really did anything stupid, he was just a fat thieving asshole who wasn't aware he was in possession of sapient toys.
Also you might as well add Moviebob to that group.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;44334741]Al never really did anything stupid, he was just a fat thieving asshole who wasn't aware he was in possession of sapient toys.
Also you might as well add Moviebob to that group.[/QUOTE]
I think it's more because Al looks like the ultimate fat thieving asshole, than him actually doing anything dumb.
[QUOTE=tempunary;44333185]I can't find the video I saw but this one's close enough.
[video=youtube;anWq6P8g33A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anWq6P8g33A[/video][/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ, I didn't know he was actually that stupid when it comes to common things. Maybe all those jokes about him could be true.
[QUOTE=tempunary;44333185]I can't find the video I saw but this one's close enough.
[video=youtube;anWq6P8g33A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anWq6P8g33A[/video][/QUOTE]
Oh gawd, the uploader is appearently pretending to be his dad, and there's another account pretending to be his mom in the comments.
That's... rather bitingly low humor, but DSP's reaching a point where such is understandable, I guess.
[img]http://puu.sh/7HgVp.png[/img] :v:
[QUOTE=Aman;44336159][img]http://puu.sh/7HgVp.png[/img] :v:[/QUOTE]
is that for real? :v:
Been watching the MGS1 video and my hatred for this guy has grown 1000 fold.
Especially the Excessive Racism, Sexism,Bitching in general, the Stream helping him out and the Dishonesty.
Pretty much everything.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;44333076]Isn't DSP just a internet personality? Or is it actually true that he [I]actually[/I] is that retarded.[/QUOTE]
He's that retarded.
For instance, during a contest some of the prizes were, and I'm not shitting you, [B]empty fucking game boxes[/B]. Sure they were the collectors editions so it had all the extra shit that came with it but you didn't get the damn game because he'd already fucking traded it in. The contest was basically an excuse to clean off his shelf of empty game boxes.
[QUOTE=Cone;44333265]he most likely is actually that stupid, Slowbeef, Diabeetus, and i think Pat from Best Friends Play discussed it on Retsutalk one time. iirc they all concluded that, if it is an act, it's so incredibly consistent that it basically doesn't matter one way or the other - there's pretty much no hints at all that he's faking, and he acts like that outside his channel as well, which would suggest he's actually like that all the damn time. either way he's a huge dick to his fans, and unlike PewDiePie he has absolutely no ability to market himself to people.[/QUOTE]
Do you know which Retsutalk this was?
[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;44336908]Do you know which Retsutalk this was?[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;zJVLnA5MBAM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJVLnA5MBAM[/video]
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;44336733]Been watching the MGS1 video and my hatred for this guy has grown 1000 fold.
Especially the Excessive Racism, Sexism,Bitching in general, the Stream helping him out and the Dishonesty.
Pretty much everything.[/QUOTE]
Gotta love how in mgs3 he spent an entire cutscene commenting on Eva's tits and missed out on important directions because he was too busy going "hurr durr tits snake fuck her" to actually listen to the cutscene and then he complained about being lost.
[editline]24th March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;44336874]He's that retarded.
For instance, during a contest some of the prizes were, and I'm not shitting you, [B]empty fucking game boxes[/B]. Sure they were the collectors editions so it had all the extra shit that came with it but you didn't get the damn game because he'd already fucking traded it in. The contest was basically an excuse to clean off his shelf of empty game boxes.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget that one time he did an unboxing video of a game and forgot to actually unbox the game because he spent the video complaining about a fire alarm going off.
My God, this guy is such a fucking idiot.
Ive come to the conclusion this is probably the worst Let's Player ive ever seen in my entire god damn life.
Its great to laugh at times but other times you end up screaming at the screen because he misses the simplest details, from missing otacon's frequency to the Claymores,
to the excessive shouting over cut scenes. Desecrating some of the interesting cut scenes was so cringe worthy. Thank god that the editor just decided to cut all of the deaths.
iJustine used her community and walkthroughs to help her too, but for some reason, she's just not anger inducing quite like DSP is. Maybe it's because she's just so ignorable as a Let's Player.
[QUOTE=Gvazdas;44328270]Slowbeef is arguably the best thing that has happened to the Internet.[/QUOTE]
you mean diabetus right
[QUOTE=megafat;44337289]iJustine used her community and walkthroughs to help her too, but for some reason, she's just not anger inducing quite like DSP is. Maybe it's because she's just so ignorable as a Let's Player.[/QUOTE]
iJustine isn't good at video games but she's not a raging self-unaware douchebag at the very least. DSP manages to both suck AND think he's the best at the same time.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;44337440]iJustine isn't good at video games but she's not a raging self-unaware douchebag at the very least. DSP manages to both suck AND think he's the best at the same time.[/QUOTE]
also, iJustine doesnt blame the game for her own shortcomings
[QUOTE=megafat;44337289]iJustine used her community and walkthroughs to help her too, but for some reason, she's just not anger inducing quite like DSP is. Maybe it's because she's just so ignorable as a Let's Player.[/QUOTE]
I think the reason she isn't so rage inducing is because her schtick is real obvious. It's pretty clear her videos are riding on sex appeal alone.
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