on today's episode of first world problems, paramedics tended to an emotionally distraught teenager
as a result, a mother of three died of cardiac arrest because no EMT responders were available
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;31196903]...Who [I]wrote[/I] this garbage?[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2058180/"]Teena Booth[/URL]
Oh god that was funny.
Edit: Watching part 1 of the movie on youtube: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Du6A-HIzmY[/url]
[QUOTE=PvtVain;31201479]Oh god that was funny.
Edit: Watching part 1 of the movie on youtube: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Du6A-HIzmY[/url][/QUOTE]
Just started watching and I noticed this
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Wkhx9.jpg[/img]
Looks like your average chat room to me!
[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;31196611]She's using a pill to kill herself because of the internet?[/QUOTE]
I highly doubt it's real, cause if someone really used the internet, they would have most likely seen this as the best way to suicide.
[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Rip_20it_20off.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Hirouzamaki;31201940]Just started watching and I noticed this
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Wkhx9.jpg[/img]
Looks like your average chat room to me![/QUOTE]
For a movie that misunderstands the internet so hard, that's surprisingly accurate, disregarding the fact that people are typing literately.
ahahahaha
what a fucking joke of a show
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;31202153]ahahahaha
what a fucking joke of a movie[/QUOTE]
Fixed :3:
If I ran in on my friend struggling with the child safety cap in a suicide attempt, I would ask him if he was serious, and promptly laugh my fucking ass off.
[QUOTE=superfunkyjam;31202352]If I ran in on my friend struggling with the child safety cap in a suicide attempt, I would ask him if he was serious, and promptly laugh my fucking ass off.[/QUOTE]
If I saw someone trying to commit suicide but can't even get the child-safe top off, I'd kill them out of sheer pity.
If he wasn't grounded this never would have happened
I litteral laughed out loud when she said. " I CANT GET THE CAPPP OFF. NUAAAAAGHH!"
I like how the EMT's just stand there, watching. If I was called for a possible suicide and saw a panicked teenager with pills all over the floor I'd get her the fuck out for checkup instead of gawking like a bystander.
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;31203483]I like how the EMT's just stand there, watching. If I was called for a possible suicide and saw a panicked teenager with pills all over the floor I'd get her the fuck out for checkup instead of gawking like a bystander.[/QUOTE]
Mind you,This is a movie .A really Dumb movie A really dumb-Fuck retarded movie.
This is what I go through every time I am called a noob... I feel her pain.
Ha wow this isn't really that funny in my opinion just pretty random.
wow that is honestly the worst acting I've seen since.. god
fuck me.
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;31203804]wow that is honestly the worst acting I've seen since.. god
fuck me.[/QUOTE]
Soft or Hard :smug:
well thank god for those child caps or id be dead seriously every time i get on youtube its the same shit
[QUOTE=Suzune;31198571]I remember the scene where the gay kid told her people would eventually stop with the insults. She asked how he knew, told her she must have not seen his page with people calling him homo, gayboy ect and she said "But that's different, your gay."
Lost any sympathy I had in that scene.[/QUOTE]
Fuckin' seriously? They really put that into the movie? Mind you, I haven't seen it myself (I'll get around to it eventually) but even out of context that just sounds not only incredibly stupid but insensitive as fuck. And I mean FUCK.
[QUOTE=duno;31200294]Pill chugging sounds like a painful way to die...[/QUOTE]
Oh, trust me, it is. As far as I remember, it pretty much melts your insides. Not literally, but you could put it that way. Think of it as acid, burning away your insides until you die the most extreme death you'll have ever experienced in all pain put together.
Full movie here
[url]http://www.videozer.com/video/BjRaDn[/url]
Stupid fucking childproof caps getting in the way of natural selection
Is this a serious movie or a comedy movie? I honestly cant tell.
You know you are a failiure when you can't even kill yourself.
She should kill herself.
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;31204565]Oh, trust me, it is. As far as I remember, it pretty much melts your insides. Not literally, but you could put it that way. Think of it as acid, burning away your insides until you die the most extreme death you'll have ever experienced in all pain put together.[/QUOTE]
Trust me I'm an expert on dying.
If she cant get a fucking cap off a medicine bottle then she deserves to be teased, Retard.
If she can't even open the fucking bottle, how can we trust her to find pills that would kill her in a matter of minutes. Very few, if none of the pills found around the average household can kill someone fast enough for it to go undetected and untreated.
Why doesn't she, you know, go to a psychologist and get her shit straightened out? Goddamn that music is irritating.
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