• Meet the Pyro
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[QUOTE=Cryomundus;36522851]Woah dude. The heavy is a giant, gun toting maniac who just so happens to be deeper than he gives himself credit for. The medic is a mad scientist who specialises in healing rays rather than death rays. The Sniper is a contact killer who happens to also be a, calm, sociable man with a twisted set of morals. The Spy [B]cannot be trusted. Because that's his very nature.[/B] The Demo is a black, Scottish Cyclops who drinks because he blows stuff up, and who blows stuff up while drunk. The Soldier ais so devoted to becoming the embodiment of a military man that he's lost his mind. The Scout's a cocky fucker who's so sure he can take down a man four times his size that he [I]actually manages it.[/I] The Engineer is a relaxed personality who's realised that fighting is so much easier when you just build stuff to fight for you. And Pyro? He murders people in quite possibly the most painful, torturous way possible. He is witness to more suffering than any other team member, if not any other person in existence. Plus, he's comedic relief in an already comedic game. She is insane, he is the most brutal, it is the most insane... Pyro is the eternal mystery.[/QUOTE] I fix'd yer post there, bub.
I felt sad when the medic got trapped in the barn :( Still, I want to try out SFM.
Anyone else think that the song choice was rather perfect? "Do you believe in magic, in a young [I]girl's[/I] heart..."
[QUOTE=superstepa;36524448]Also scout clearly says he twice[/QUOTE] Actually... [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1pgwhj.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=superstepa;36524448]Also scout clearly says he twice[/QUOTE] Yeah but it's not what he said it's what the captions said.
[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;36524588]Anyone else think that the song choice was rather perfect? "Do you believe in magic, in a young [I]girl's[/I] heart..."[/QUOTE] Are you kidding me, You better not be thinking that this somehow confirms pyro as female. Its just the song they picked for the video.
The Pyro is clearly male, no female voice is that deep.
I somehow knew Pyro's gender would be left ambiguous. I liked the video, I was laughing at Pyro's "perspective" on "helping" everyone and spreading love and joy. I also don't see how it references MLP, it reminds me more of the typical random moments from movies where a character gets [B]REALLY[/B] high. Either way, funny as hell, and all the "real" moments with the Pyro were terrifying and awesome to watch.
[QUOTE=Chancebond;36520857][IMG]http://puu.sh/E5Rf[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;36524690]I somehow knew Pyro's gender would be left ambiguous. I liked the video, I was laughing at Pyro's "perspective" on "helping" everyone and spreading love and joy. I also don't see how it references MLP, it reminds me more of the typical random moments from movies where a character gets [B]REALLY[/B] high. Either way, funny as hell, and all the "real" moments with the Pyro were terrifying and awesome to watch.[/QUOTE] People are saying it references MLP because they want it to. That really is all there is to it.
[QUOTE=l337k1ll4;36524628]Yeah but it's not what he said it's what the captions said.[/QUOTE] Yes, I was thinking that he says "he" and "she", with she being unclear, but he does clearly say "he" and "he"
[QUOTE=superstepa;36524704]Yes, I was thinking that he says "he" and "she", with she being unclear, but he does clearly say "he" and "he"[/QUOTE] Well yeah, but I think they threw in the CC thing as a joke. Like they did with the Pyro hints sometimes saying he and sometimes saying she.
[QUOTE=superstepa;36524704]Yes, I was thinking that he says "he" and "she", with she being unclear, but he does clearly say "he" and "he"[/QUOTE] That's the point. It's a he, he's a she, and she's an it. We will never know the true nature of Pyro, because [I]that is simply how it must be[/I]. To find out would ruin it. He's all about mystery, fire and whatever particular brand of psychosis s/he/it enjoys.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;36523892]pyroMANIAC yeah that kind of implies he is.[/QUOTE] Pyromaniac just means he likes to start fires. And he not a psychopath either, he's psychotic.
[QUOTE=7331;36523446]To be honest the unicorn thing was clearly a reference to mlp (fuck you valve) but i am not sure why in the hell they also made it merchandise since no one actually gives a shit about that.[/QUOTE] yes because unicorns didn't exist prior to mlp at all nope [editline]~[/editline] mlp invented unicorns this guy knows his shit
[QUOTE=Strongbad;36518588]I'm very disappointed. They hyped this up so much for two days, and when they finally release it, it's two minutes long? Considering how high they set the bar for Meet The Medic and Meet The Spy, this one basically made the bar tunnel into the ground beyond the wit of spelunker. It's so deep that Hades would sue for property damage. Two minutes of the pyro burning shit, cool. He's batfuck insane, cool. Wait. Everyone already knew he was insane and burned shit, so what the fuck is the point of this video?[/QUOTE] well hey sorry stupid people overhyped it sorry it wasn't up to your high high standards people overhype things then wonder why it isn't as awesome as they imagined a lot of the time... quite sad. The video was great though.
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;36524831]yes because unicorns didn't exist prior to mlp at all nope [editline]~[/editline] mlp invented unicorns this guy knows his shit[/QUOTE] No fucking duh, just like SpongeBob brought us the sponge.
[QUOTE=l337k1ll4;36525476]No fucking duh, just like SpongeBob brought us the sponge.[/QUOTE] and The Angry Beavers brought us ...Angry beavers
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;36521785]Again, stop being delusional and compare it to the last two.[/QUOTE] the last two were shit compared to mtp
The pyro will forever be a female to me. LET ME HAVE MY FANTASIES DAMMIT.
It was good. I definitely think it was the hardest one to make, as it had completely new content, but it feels like it could have been done better. [editline]aa[/editline] [IMG]http://www.southsaskmonarchist.ca/animated_crown.gif[/IMG]
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Extreme case of schizophrenia.
[QUOTE=7331;36524196]Same shit to me only fantasies. Really 7 dumbs? go to hell people. You can't tell me you actually like the freaking balloon thing.[/QUOTE] Holy fudging cheese you are a super scrub.
[QUOTE=VengfulSoldier;36525746]The pyro will forever be a female to me. LET ME HAVE MY FANTASIES DAMMIT.[/QUOTE] NO. [IMG]http://puu.sh/E5Rf[/IMG]
Take it at face value and be happy you get a Meet the Team video. Relax and enjoy yourselves. An update is coming! [i]Do you believe in magic![/i]
[QUOTE=Chancebond;36526141]NO. [IMG]http://puu.sh/E5Rf[/IMG][/QUOTE] Pyro's voice sounds like a dude even though it's muffled and even has the body structure and height of a guy I am still not clear why his gender is questioned I think what should be asked is if he's really human.
[QUOTE=VengfulSoldier;36525746]The pyro will forever be a female to me. LET ME HAVE MY FANTASIES DAMMIT.[/QUOTE] For some reason I always thought that if the Pyro was female, she would actually be some crazy old grandma as that would match the Pyro's build more than something like this [QUOTE][IMG]http://secretoptionf.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/femro.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MILKE;36523207]The TF2 community is once again divided into 2 opposite sides, first we saw this with the Mann Conomy Update. Everyone is throwing shit back and forth at eachother[/QUOTE] dude they've been doing it since the fuckin pyro update lmao
Umm guys...take a look at this [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/pyroland/[/url]
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